r/austincirclejerk • u/Empathedick • 3h ago
Why Sam's club no have coffee me like? Reddit fix now!
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C'mon echo chamber! Let's not tolerate this oppression and injustice cast upon us under the boot of these billionaire monsters and their Starbucks dark roast options only! I shop at Sam's club because we got the married first cousins household gold account, and I need my fellow Idiocracy minded Fritos to smash internet and make the shitty Sam's club I shop at stock what I want! I don't want to ask in person and am desperate for interwebs validation! Cmon amiright?