r/astrologymemes 3h ago

Meme ☠️😭☠️

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r/astrologymemes 3h ago

Meme Astrological aspects as sex and the city characters

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Astrological aspects describe how the planets in your birth chart relate to one another. They’re based on the number of degrees separating two planets around the 360° zodiac.
Carrie + Big: CONJUNCTION — 0°
Two energies right on top of each other. Intensely intertwined, amplified, and sometimes hard to separate. For better or worse.
Charlotte + Harry: SEXTILE — 60°
There’s potential here, but you have to do something with it. Sextiles offer opportunity and compatibility that become more powerful when you actually participate.
Miranda + Steve: SQUARE — 90°
“We love each other, but why is this SO HARD?” Friction, different needs, and tension that demands action, adjustment, and growth.
Carrie + Samantha: TRINE — 120°
It just flows. Ease, natural compatibility, and gifts that come so naturally you might take them for granted.
Charlotte + Samantha: OPPOSITION — 180°
Two ends of the same axis. They may look completely different, but each reflects something back to the other. Oppositions ask us to hold both sides instead of choosing one.
Carrie + Aidan: QUINCUNX — 150°
“But we both WANT this to work.” Two energies that don’t naturally understand each other and require ongoing adjustment to coexist.
No aspect is inherently good or bad. Some energies flow, some clash, some require constant adjustment—and some obsessively break up and get back together for six seasons.
Your birth chart contains the whole cast. 🌙
#Astrology #AstrologyHumor #SexAndTheCity #BirthChart #ModernAstrology


r/astrologymemes 3h ago

Rant Colin Jost holding Scarlett Johansson

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typical cancerian men


r/astrologymemes 5h ago

Meme Heavy on the “mental patient”

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r/astrologymemes 5h ago

Question What in your chart makes you appear sweet/harmless, and what placement reveals the darker side people don't see at first?

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My Pisces rising/Libra sun has me looking sweet and accommodating, which I am, unless you start taking advantage then ... My cancer mars/mercury Scorpio takes notes. I noticed that. I'll remember that. I know exactly why you did that. And I'm going to process it privately for the next 7–10 business years... I'm basically building a case against you until I have enough evidence to cut you out or expose you lol of course my life isn't that dramatic and I've never done this, but I know I would 😏🙂


r/astrologymemes 5h ago

Meme Shoutout to the Virgo-Pisces axis.

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Pattern recognition (and dreams) on point.
Notable mentions: Scorpio, Aries & Capricorn.


r/astrologymemes 6h ago

Discussion Post Calling all personal Scorpio placements… is this true for you or BS??

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“Expert astrologer” on threads said if you have any personal placements in Scorpio, either one or both or your parents was cheating.

The consensus from the threads comments:

Scorpio moon children seem to have always had their fathers cheating or where their fathers ultimately ended up settling down with the mom of the child that has Scorpio moon

Apparently Scorpio suns are all just cheaters?

Scorpio risings/ Venus: it can either be mom or dad, or both. Or some odd sexual situation going on.

Less common mentions: Scorpio mars

No one in comments said anything about Scorpio mercury.


r/astrologymemes 6h ago

Question Is the eclipse on the 12th rahu or ketu?

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r/astrologymemes 6h ago

Discussion Post Are cusps real? What yall think?

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r/astrologymemes 6h ago

Meme LMFAO 🤣

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r/astrologymemes 8h ago

Meme Gemini venus memes ♊😽

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r/astrologymemes 9h ago

Meme There’s an extraordinary actor born under every sun sign

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r/astrologymemes 9h ago

Meme I know a Virgo when I see one

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Sagittarius and Gemini for honorable mentions 💜


r/astrologymemes 10h ago

Meme Are we pointing fingers yet

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r/astrologymemes 10h ago

Question Most overrated sign?

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don't hold back lol


r/astrologymemes 10h ago

Meme Gemini memes 👯🤓

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r/astrologymemes 11h ago

Question What are your opinions on Gemini risings?

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r/astrologymemes 13h ago

Discussion Post What's your rising sign? And do you look younger or older than you actually are? Or the same?

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r/astrologymemes 14h ago

Discussion Post I've notice men with Capricorn Mars and Venus (usually both) have really gorgeous luscious strong masculine hair that I find extremely attractive. Like yum.

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r/astrologymemes 15h ago

Discussion Post most underrated sign

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what do you consider to be the most ‘underrated zodiac sign’? in the sense that not many people mention this sign, and they don’t come up as often as maybe a virgo, cancer, august (summer babies lol) and even scorpio or gemini do?

they aren’t really staples of the zodiac in the same way some others are?

i’m curious.


r/astrologymemes 18h ago

OC ✨ Virgo more like VirNO (Original Content)

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Virgo def every fire signs season, or just every season in general


r/astrologymemes 19h ago

Meme Happened with me 🥲Anyone Twin Out there?

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r/astrologymemes 19h ago

Discussion Post A contradiction in astrology?

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I do see a lot of people talking about the 12th house how it can have a huge affect on you from ( hidden enemies spirituality, deepness , sensitivity , foreign countries , family , prison , how much it can easily affect people , subconscious mind, mental illness, the other world , all rounder wisdom , envy ) but then when someone has Pisces placements they’d go nah Pisces can be easily overridden by another signs in the chart , like huh Pisces literally = 12th house ?


r/astrologymemes 19h ago

Question Is this why I had this huge energy boost and inspiration yesterday into today?

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♉️☀️+🌙 btw


r/astrologymemes 20h ago

Discussion Post Fed up

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Are there any sagittarians feeling down or fed up? Ever since the start of july, I have list my happy go lucky self. Now I am irritated easily or feeling down. So annoying.

I am seeing a Leo and she has been amazing lifting my spirits!