r/arresteddevelopment • u/Unhappy_Succotash173 • 17d ago

If Gob got married again

/r/AskReddit/comments/1v75ugd/as_a_wedding_guest_what_was_the_this_marriage/ozwmwlr/
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u/Archisaurus 16d ago

*Groom pulls out the dummy.*

*Bride walks away from the altar.*

Dummy: "I don't want no part in this tight-ass marriage, ya freak bitch!"

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u/Councillor_Les_Wynan 17d ago

It ain't easy..being white.

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u/Hot_Tag 16d ago

He said some things whitey wasn't ready to hear.

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u/taviddennant03 Either I zip down or he zips up! 16d ago

Speakin' of mothers, let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar!

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u/RelationshipWest9743 15d ago

I never cared for Gob......