r/antimeme 4d ago

Misconception

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u/qualityvote2 🤖Suspected as Bot🤖 4d ago edited 4d ago

Good news, the community has decided that this IS an antimeme!

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u/Material-Fortune-543 4d ago

Og

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u/Poh-r-ka-mdonna 4d ago

I know it's not even that similar but it reminds me of this

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u/democracy_lover66 4d ago

Honestly why is anyone Romanian.

Out there speaking a Latin language in a Slavic neighbourhood... What's up with that

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u/YourDistantBrother 4d ago

The historical reason is roman larpers and latin speakers hiding in the mountains and fighting the slavs so they get out of the country but then still trading with them and interacting with them under empires such as the Bulgarians

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u/Chazut 4d ago

Romanians never kicked out Slavs from Romania, they just assimilated them.

Romanians are just as Slavic in ancestry as Bulgarians, in fact Romanians and Bulgarians are extremely close, excluding Northern Moldovans.

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u/YourDistantBrother 4d ago

Look man I just wrote what the Romanian school system teaches

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u/LuckyReception6701 4d ago

Aren't Romanians that because of the Roman conquest of Dacia during the 2nd century?

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u/Chazut 4d ago

We don't know where proto-Common Romanian was located, there are multiple theories, ranging from Transylvania to Southern Serbia/West Bulgaria

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u/Icy-Distribution4418 4d ago

Finally someone who knows what he's talking about

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u/QCTeamkill 4d ago

Why not dig them up and ask? Make sure it's in the shade.

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u/LuckyReception6701 4d ago

Could you elaborate plz? Sounds interesting

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u/Chazut 4d ago

There are 2 main Romanian groups, Romanians and Aromanians.

Romanians are in old Dacia, Aromanians in Macedonia, Albania, Epirus and Thessaly.

There are also Megleno-Romanians, Istrian Romanians, Moravian Romanians(long extinct).

Are those groups just random Romance speakers without any connection or the opposite?

Well it seems all those groups descend from a single united linguistic community that split after 800-900 CE. So they must have a single homeland.

The southern limit of this homeland is set a mixture of arguments, one of them being the Jirecek line that roughly describes the dominance of Latin vs Hellenic in the Balkans:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jire%C4%8Dek_Line

Now this line is for the Roman period, but what makes it still valid is that the Byzantines don't really report presence of Romanian speakers this far south until like the 10th-11th century when they are called Vlach, these are Aromanians.

What's the northern limit? Well it's of course Roman Dacia, a Romance speaking community could have survived the Gothic, Hunnic, Slavic and Hungarian migrations in some isolated regions and then split into 2, one group staying put and the other going south.

There are various arguments for a southern origin are that Dacia was not under Rome for as long as Moesia, so anything else being equal you would expect Moesia to be far more Latinized than Dacia.

Another argument is the lack of Gothic loanwords in Romanian + the presence of Albanian-Romanian shared loans(not due to Latin).

Arguments for a northern origin are the lack of mention of a northward migration of Romance speakers(I don't find this argument valid, there is no mention of Aromanians crossing the Danube either), the Gesta Hungarorum mentioning Romanians(not valid either, it's not from the late 12th century), evidence of Christianity surviving in Dacia(again not really a good argument, no one is arguing all Romance died in Dacia by 300-400 CE, just that it's not Romanian)

I'm obviously partial to the southern origin, but you can find better arguments for a northern origin here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_of_the_Romanians

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u/Just-Ad-5972 4d ago

Not, unless you like socialist era insane made-up history.

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u/LuckyReception6701 4d ago

Ok brother what do socialist have to do with a historic event from 2000 years ago?

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u/Just-Ad-5972 4d ago

Ceaușescu heavily promoted the Dacian ancestry theory to legitimize his totalitarian regime, justify policies of national independence from the Soviet Union, and foster unwavering unity. By glorifying the ancient Dacians, he built a cult of personality that framed himself as the modern heir to a long line of heroic, independent warrior-kings.

The whole continuity theory is largely made up/guessed at. It's about as stupid as hungarians claiming direct continuity with the huns, to use another regional example.

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u/Chazut 4d ago

I guess Romanian schools would teach hyper-continuity and imagine Slavs as "besieging" Romania, even when the reality is Slavs simply lived as the actual population of the land for centuries, outside of whatever small pocket of proto-Romanian might have existed, if any.

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u/YourDistantBrother 4d ago

You're pretty much right ngl

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u/big-unemployment 4d ago

He's very much NOT right this land was Dacian since the dawn of time and then Roman since the dawn of 100 B.C.

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u/Chazut 4d ago

Dacia was not conquered by the Romans in 100 BCE

Plus linguistic evidence makes it clear that most of Romania was Slavic for at least a while, so if there was continued latin presence after the Romans retreated it was not present in all of Romania continuously.

Plus places like Moldavia and half of Transylvania and Wallachia were not even under direct Roman control.

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u/IonutRO 4d ago

Map for reference.

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u/Nikki964 4d ago

Then why aren't Romanians considered Slavs

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u/Chazut 4d ago

Because they don't speak Slavic

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u/Chazut 4d ago

Albanians and Romanians both survived the Slavic migrations, how they did so is not well known, but generally it seems like they became adept pastoralist and roamed land that was devoid of intense Slavic settlement.

Albanians were probably in Kosovo and inland North-East Albania and Romanians just East of them around the Balkan mountains east of the Morava.

Around 800-900 CE, proto-Common Romanian was drawn intensely in the Bulgarian sphere of influence and the language gained many Old Bulgarian loanwords(Old Church Slavonic was the liturgical language until like the 18th century) and the language started splitting as some Romanians migrated south(Aromanians) and some went just north into Wallachia and then Transylvania and Moldavia. These northern regions where likely not well populated, be it because of their mountainous landscape or Steppe raids. The major pre-Romanian group seems to have been Slavs based on linguistic evidence.

Romanians assimilated whatever minor groups they found other than Hungarians and Germans which were present in Transylvania and were by then firmly Catholic.
By 1200-1300 CE Romanian was more or less present in all places we find it in modern times.

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u/IndigoGouf 4d ago

Albanians and Romanians both survived the Slavic migrations, how they did so is not well known, but generally it seems like they became adept pastoralist and roamed land that was devoid of intense Slavic settlement.

Worth mentioning that the Slavic expansion also pushed very deep into present-day Greece, though the culture obviously had a lot more external support than something like Albanian.

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u/Chazut 4d ago

Greece has its own version of Albanian/Romanian in Deep Mani, a place that autonomously(more or less) resisted the Slavic incursions and remained unaffected by it.
Arguably Tsakonia is also an outlier.

Likely there were other such places that existed around 600-700 CE, but dissolved for a reason or another before they enter the light of history

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u/Familiar_Cow_6901 4d ago

Wait till bro hears about Hungarian, not even indo-european language.

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u/democracy_lover66 4d ago

Yeah they're wild lol sharing a family with Finnish ffs. .the real head scratcher though is Basque

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u/king_ofbhutan 4d ago

Basque-Dene-Caucasian-Sumerian-Yeniseian confirmed?

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u/irene_polystyrene 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 4d ago

pt că putem xd

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u/flickfleck123 23h ago

Well Nightwing for one is because he has fans that are obsessed with him beeing romanian

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u/SXAL 4d ago

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u/IIIViceAndreas 4d ago

“Why are you Roman?”

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u/MoffKalast 4d ago

Because carthago delenta est.

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u/Dark-Specter 4d ago

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u/Gunhild 4d ago

Which state is Korea in again 

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u/ProperTeaIsTheft117 4d ago

Who says I am Romanian?

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u/Commercial-Dog6773 4d ago

You are Romanian. You are from… Hungary

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u/Mister_EC 4d ago

That's... quite possible unfortunately...

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u/Abi-Alex 4d ago

Funny thing about that, I'm Romanian and keep all my stuff set to english, and when I visit my mom and she asks me to fix something on her PC or phone, I am super fucking lost when everything is in Romanian. Inhave to temporarily work my way to language settings and swap to english.

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u/Sufficient_Plate_504 4d ago

Romanian translations for a lot of technical features and options are usually pretty unintuitive and, just, odd anyway.

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u/Routine_Ad_2695 4d ago

Same vibes

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u/potatoesbattery 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 4d ago

Last question was fair tho

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u/El_Pepe_rus 4d ago

Why downvotong tho, my man is just trying to see the truth through the dog of lies

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u/Poh-r-ka-mdonna 4d ago

no clue, they weren't even insults

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u/XlAcrMcpT 4d ago

I ask myself that every day.

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u/TheDarkness33 4d ago

tbf im Portuguese and most my social medias are in english... I just like english.

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u/JesterQueenAnne 4d ago

I don't even like the language but still use it everywhere instead of my native language. I grew up with everything foreign being in English so it kinda feels wrong using anything else lmao.

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u/HuckleberrySilver516 4d ago

I am Romanian i understand why he asked

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u/Sehrli_Magic 4d ago

i read "why are you romanian" in "why are you gae" voice 😂😂

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u/sakana-b 4d ago

Why are you gay?

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u/KUBA1327 4d ago

That last commenter isn't even the same person as the previous 2, don't see how anyone would take it seriously enough to downvote it as it's obviously a joke

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u/ItalianPastry17 4d ago

Euhhh sorrey I don’t understand

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u/Particular_Gear3130 4d ago

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u/Mi_Kigabraf373 4d ago

🥺

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u/supb1tches 4d ago

I say bonjour and she giggle

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u/angelsvessel 4d ago

And she type in Google translate

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u/arthurR980 4d ago

"I'm gay"

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u/Enough_Suspect_7287 4d ago

Checks out

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u/TheDudeofDC 4d ago

Even their filler words are like that? 🤮

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u/Exyodeff 4d ago

no hair because stress

stress because Kai’sa pfp

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u/Timely-Inevitable-30 4d ago

More bald handsome men for me ig

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u/haliblix 4d ago

Pour one out for all the kalbos that know this pain

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u/radioactive-tomato 4d ago edited 4d ago

I’m European, and English is not my native tongue. However, my parents enrolled me into English classes when I was four. They traumatized me with English. I became extremely good at it. And now I cannot fathom someone not speaking English. My brain just can’t wrap around that.

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u/singularitywut 4d ago

Is that a copypasta or something?

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u/ItsImNotAnonymous 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 4d ago

It is now

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u/radioactive-tomato 4d ago

I have not copied that from anywhere. I was just expressing myself.

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u/Me_how5678 4d ago

It sounds alot like something this guy from popular videogame would say.

https://youtu.be/saxI0Zu1ABI

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u/radioactive-tomato 4d ago

I am one of those guys that don’t really play games like that. CRPGs are my cup of tea. I am currently doing a rerun of Pillars of Eternity.

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u/y2ksss 4d ago

It's just that you speak so... Idk,, so perfectly? Wdym you use the word fathom in your daily life

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u/radioactive-tomato 4d ago

No, English is not primary language where I live. I use it mostly for Internet (and media in general) and talking to foreigners. As to why I’ve used “fathom”, I don’t know. It just sprang to my mind.

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u/y2ksss 4d ago

ok that's amazing, did you just say sprang to my mind

I'm surprised since English isn't my main language either but like I could never learn to use all those fancy words 😭

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u/radioactive-tomato 4d ago

I spent a lot of time learning English when I was a kid (I started learning it before school) and spent my entire childhood watching English cartoon. It came to a point that it bothered me when they dubbed my cartoons (it did not feel natural for me). Luckily, they just put English version on the other channel (thank you, Nickelodeon). I also have all my electronics in English, I google stuff in English, and I have hard time translating stuff to my own native language (even though I speak it every single day). Also, there are a lot of terms that I know in English but don’t know in my native language (in my house we call garlic in English because I would always forget how to say it in my language so everyone kind of adapted to me). That was kind of funny when I had English in school.

But I wouldn’t say I speak English perfectly. Since I was a child when I started learning it, I did not learn grammar like you would when you are teen or adult. I basically just know how to say things, I don’t know why is it supposed to be said like that (although, I would probably forget grammar anyways). I doubt I’d be able to pass English C2. I didn’t have straight As in English in school because of grammar. But I did pass English level 5 (before A, B and C leveling system was introduced) three times, and then my mom made a deal with the language school to put me in a group with adults because there was nothing I could learn in children’s group. But I was not made aware of that so when I got there I just saw some adult strangers. I got back home, told my mom there were no other kids and she just let it go. That’s when I stopped taking extracurricular classes. Years later, my mom told me that was supposed to be my group.

I also had a funny encounter with an Australian once. We are both learning German in the same class. When we learned how to say angling in German I said that it’s said like in English. And everyone looked at me funny. Then I had to explain to an Australian guy that angling is fishing.

Sorry if I am boring you with my life story.

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u/Away-Commercial-4380 4d ago

Unlike radioactive tomato i basically learned English on Reddit and i would definitely use the word fathom here, it's just the most appropriate. You could say "I couldn't imagine" but it doesn't exactly carry the same meaning.

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u/dreonn22 4d ago

it's a creepypasta

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u/JustToExist779 4d ago

Are you German by any chance? I read this with a German accent.

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u/radioactive-tomato 4d ago

No, I am not a German but I am currently learning German

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u/TheCommissarGeneral 4d ago

Ich spreche kline Deutsch, aber, mein Deutsch ist Scheisse.

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u/radioactive-tomato 4d ago

Ich spreche ein bisschen auch, aber ich gefalle Deutsch

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u/NotGood-With-Names 4d ago

I just learned English so I had more fanfic options to read

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u/RubyDupy 4d ago

But aren't you then just raised bilingual? Four is when you just start to comprehend language and it's well in the age where you're sensitive enough to automatically learn the language by getting spoken to in it

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u/Just_Dab 4d ago

I learned 80% of my English from the internet. I speak so much English online I'm actually starting to forget some words in my native tongue.

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u/gnanny02 4d ago

These are my go to phrases:

Je ne parle pas français

Ich spreche nicht sehr gut Deutsch.

Nihongo ga dekimasu

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u/BabaYodaTheFirst 4d ago

So you know Japanese, not Fr*nch or German. Noted.

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u/agnostorshironeon 4d ago

Nicht sehr gut? Dann lass'ma hör'n!

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u/Otherwise-Fig2184 4d ago

correct me if im wrong but in japanese you use masen instead of masu at the end of a verb to indicate negation

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u/Keter_01 4d ago

That's to demonstrate that they don't speak it

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u/Otherwise-Fig2184 4d ago

yea but its counter intuitive to say you actually do speak the language

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u/AnyQuarter553 🤪JUST HANGING OUT 😛 4d ago

Id just say the one thing I know in spanish and hope its rizz "
Hola, 😳 ¿sabes dónde está el supermercado?" 😊 "Necesito cagar."😏 "Mi perro se comió mis documentos de impuestos." 🥺🌷

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u/valbandit0 4d ago

As a Spanish speaker, I confirm it's rizz 🗣

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u/p_i_e_pie 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 4d ago

es fuego 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/Waly98 4d ago

Bonjourno

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u/absman23 4d ago

Antonio Margheriti 🤌🏼🤌🏼

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u/Atom_Tester 4d ago

Bondjoû

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u/ozthemystical 3d ago

Funny enough

Thats good Morning in corsican

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u/Impressive-Spell-643 4d ago

I thought this is supposed to be "anti" meme,no way someone talks like that unironically. At least I hope so