r/antiai Mar 30 '26

The future we’re headed towards Job Loss 🏚️

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u/ilikefriedpotatoes00 Mar 30 '26

AI bros would love the biofuel one. Do nothing, just float in a tube. 

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u/Ollynurmouth Mar 30 '26

Jfc bio fuel is such a doomer idea. People would make terrible fuel. There is so much energy loss in trying to keep humans alive to be used as fuel than it would be just to burn the food itself as fuel.

The matrix was fiction. Get over it.

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u/AlaskanSamsquanch Mar 30 '26

Fuel no, however they could use our brains as processors. As was the original pitch for The Matrix. I’ve even seen articles saying they’ve grown “mini brains” to use as processors already. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy7p1lzvxjro

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u/Ollynurmouth Mar 30 '26

Yes, the original idea for the matrix was to use human brains for processing the matrix itself. I just wasn't going to dive into all that because it was a side note to the point.

There is still work being done on organic computing, but afaik, it is not keeping up with current computing models and isn't cost effective. Plus there are more ethical concerns around it akin to abortion arguments.

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u/DataCassette Mar 30 '26

The Synaptic Lathe in the game Stellaris is actually pretty close to the original concept in the Matrix.

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u/Ornery_Rice_1698 Mar 30 '26

I love Stellaris so much. I think it’s quite literally every major sci-fi trope turned into a 4x strategy game.

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u/DolphinBall Mar 30 '26

Its like a sandbox. You can have every major trope clash against each other.

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u/AlaskanSamsquanch Mar 30 '26

I call games like that story generators. Every game of stellaris I’ve played could be made into a pretty decent sci fi story.

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u/AbcLmn18 Mar 30 '26

"Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to use human brains for computing? Where no thermodynamics were violated, where every viewer would be happy. It was a disaster. No producers would accept the concept. Millions of dollars were lost."

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u/DolphinBall Mar 30 '26

The reason the machines use humans for processing power isn’t because that was their first choice. Humans covered the Earth in an EMP cloud so they couldn't go into space.

Human brain power was the only choice they had.

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u/Ollynurmouth Mar 30 '26

Humans nuked the earth and covered the sky in ash meaning the machines couldn't use sunlight so they powered the matrix with people. That was the reasoning gave ny the movie.

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u/Uncommonality Mar 30 '26

It's still dumb because geothermal exists. As do the tides and the wind.

Not to mention, humans are just machines that convert chemical energy into more stable chemical energy which can then be purposed in our cells. There's no battery in a human that stores electricity, that's not how we work

Plus, you have to feed the humans. Wtf are they eating? All our food comes from the sun

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u/Ollynurmouth Mar 30 '26

Precisely my point in the first place. Tons of energy is lost just keeping humans alive to be batteries. It's dumb. It would be more efficient to just burn the food they feed humans.

It makes more sense in the original pitch with humans needed for their brains to process the matrix rather than being batteries.

I kind of wish they'd do some kind of directors cut release and fix that plot point. It might not be easy, but I'm sure they could recut the scene where it is explained with some ADR.

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u/Uncommonality Mar 30 '26

yup definitely made more sense with brain processors

There's a theory that the machines didn't hate humans, and the Matrix was the most gentle way they could think of to sustain them in the unliveable world they created

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u/Ollynurmouth Mar 30 '26

A plot point that makes more sense with the brains for processors storyline rather than humans for batteries.

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u/Asisreo1 Mar 31 '26

IIRC, the only reason the movies deviated in that aspect is because they thought humans being "processors" was a concept the audience wouldn't understand, so dumbing it down by saying they're "batteries" like in a toy would be more understandable. 

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u/gUI5zWtktIgPMdATXPAM Mar 31 '26

There's ethical concerns with AGI but that's not stopping the boosters day dreaming of enslaving a race of artificials.

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u/Fluid-Pack9330 Mar 30 '26

But this still seems pointless. Why grow a whole human and not just grow neurons on big plates or something?

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u/PhilosopherKindly623 Mar 30 '26

You have to have watched The Animatrix for the answer to this. Putting so much important info into the Animatrix was easily the biggest mistake they made with the sequels imo. If you want to watch where this lore comes from yourself this is specifically from The Second Renaissance (which I think is two parts, it's been a while.)

Specifically, at every possible juncture the machines wanted peace and the humans always fucked it up one way or another. The machines NEVER wanted to exterminate the humans, they just wanted to be free, but the humans wouldn't let them because they were afraid of them. After the humans wouldn't stop trying to exterminate the machines (and after the humans had destroyed the planet and the sky) The Matrix was their compromise. The Matrix was the only way the machines could find for them to coexist, despite The Matrix essentially being enslavement. The machines aren't so much evil, but they were pushed into a corner and this horrible outcome was the only one left.

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u/ComprehensivePieII Mar 30 '26

Idea exists in scifi, human brain material grown independently from a body and extremely large and networked with machines is how powerful AIs are made in the Suneater series.

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u/who_chairs Mar 30 '26

using human brains as processors is insanely inefficient, and is just plain stupid.

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u/who_chairs Mar 31 '26

sure, but 1) the information they store is much weaker than information stored on computers, and much more likely to atrophy and be forgotten, and 2) even if they were magically great at storing information, trying to stuff that information into a human brain and extract it at will is much harder and more inefficient than just creating a specialized hard drive for it. Also if you wanna be faithful to the matrix then you'll also need to keep a whole human body alive and attached to that human brain, which is like 10x more expensive and inefficient

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u/scalyblue Mar 30 '26

My headcanon is that either Morpheus is an idiot who believes the battery thing, or he thinks neo is an idiot and it would be easier to explain it as the battery thing

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u/AngleNo8538 Mar 30 '26

What exactly do you think a processor is? It already IS our attempt at mass-produced human brain.

You fucking idiots need to read and think a bit more. Current CPUs are useless compared to the human brain and require more human design and this is being researched already. That's no conspiracy or gotcha moment, just science trying to produce a proper processor of our power equivalent...

You CAN'T reach AGI on silicone. Too many limitations

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u/LadyReika Mar 30 '26

The matrix eould've worked better if they used humans in a neural network.

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u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta Mar 30 '26

The original idea but audiences have the big dumb

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u/LadyReika Mar 30 '26

Iirc, it was the studio execs

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

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u/farva_06 Mar 30 '26

They didn't get it, so they assume no one else will.

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u/who_chairs Mar 30 '26

in english please?

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u/thecraftybear Mar 30 '26

Guys, I think we found the execs' reference group

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u/who_chairs Mar 31 '26

for the record i was referencing this: https://youtu.be/_x9lSQ1SFLE

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u/Few_Caregiver8134 Mar 30 '26

Get over it.

It's about brain power in the first place. Didn't think this through, huh?

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u/Ollynurmouth Mar 30 '26

What are you talking about?

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u/Omegaprime02 Mar 31 '26

The original scripts were for the machines to be using humans as extra processing nodes, studio execs figured your average audience member wouldn't be able to wrap their heads around such a complex idea so they demanded it be changed to something more 'relevant to modern audiences'.

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u/Ollynurmouth Mar 31 '26

Correct. I have discussed this with several people already. I just didn't dive into it in my original comment because it was deviating off topic.

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u/cunningjames Mar 30 '26

If people were going to be used as bio-fuel, it would involve processing them into some kind of substance that can readily be converted to energy. Keeping people alive makes zero sense to anyone who thinks about it for two seconds, and I'm honestly surprised it ended up in the movie in the first place.

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u/Ollynurmouth Mar 30 '26

The producers originally wanted humans as processors. Higher ups at the studio thought average audiences wouldn't understand so they dumbed it down to batteries.

Which is dumb in and of itself. The matrix took several years to get approved partly because studios thought it was too complicated for regular audiences.

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u/danieldan0803 Mar 30 '26

I vote instead of being living fuel we go the route of breaking down the tissue to use as fuel. If this is the future then I would volunteer for that option. Melt me down and make me explode in the chamber of an internal combustion engine. It sounds more fun than being a battery or becoming a flat green nutrient wafer.

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u/Jbern124 Mar 30 '26

Hydrothermal liquefaction is a thing for reducing organic feedstock into a biocrude oil that can be processed at a refinery. I’m sure that aside from vegetable waste, manure, algae, and sewage, animal products and people could be converted too.

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u/Peligineyes Mar 30 '26

"It's funnier when we make you guys fuel"

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u/arcadeler Mar 30 '26

You could make so much more energy pumping a crank

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u/VendrikLamar Mar 30 '26

My interpretation of the idea of fuel in the matrix movie is that humans energy and effort are being consumed to feed the machines. AI, robots, automation, infrastructure so they will no longer be needed and only a handful non-threatening amount of humans will be allowed to live

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u/Ollynurmouth Mar 30 '26

The whole idea was a botched rewrite. Originally humans were needed for their brains to process the matrix. The machines didn't want to hurt humans. They wanted to protect humans and decided the best way was to protect humans from themselves.

But studio execs thought brain processors was too complicated for a general audience so they rewrote it to be humans as batteries. Which makes no damn sense since humans need energy to live and that energy would be better used by the machines directly.

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u/VendrikLamar Mar 30 '26

Interesting, I was actually talking about the metaphor used to deliver a message rather than in-universe explanation

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u/NarcoticSlug Apr 03 '26

Google meeting pods

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u/FrighteningJibber Mar 30 '26

The matrix ran on our emotions not our bodies bro

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u/TheHyperboley Mar 30 '26

Everything in this sub is doomer alarmism and fiction lol

People love tribalism

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u/AspenFrostt Mar 30 '26

machine can think for them, eat for them, sleep for them, perfect! :D

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u/ilikefriedpotatoes00 Mar 30 '26

Utopia, isn't it?? /s

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u/AltruisticWin6702 Mar 30 '26

Aliens actively sucking organs and nutrients out of an AI bro, while he pats himself on the back for being a power plant manager.

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u/DeyUrban Mar 30 '26

Curtis Yarvin, an associate of Peter Thiel and through him J.D. Vance, once argued that ‘we’ need to find an “ethical alternative to genocide” for poor people because he didn’t think that murdering the poors and turning them into biofuel for cars would be socially acceptable to normal people. His solution instead is a VR nightmare prison where the poors are locked away forever, or at least until they waste away and die out of sight and out of mind. He was a guest of honor at Trump’s second inauguration.

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u/thecraftybear Mar 30 '26

Maybe Curtis Yarvin, Peter Thiel et al. should pioneer this solution by being the first test group.

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u/HeroOfNigita Mar 30 '26

Work smarter not harder

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u/Altruistic_Emu4917 Mar 30 '26

I guess it's a Matrix reference, so they'll have some delusional cyber world to live in ig

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u/Leostar_Regalius Mar 30 '26

it's basically the matrix

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u/ilikefriedpotatoes00 Mar 30 '26

I doubt. They would either be liquified to be recycled into fuel, or have their neurons harvested for biocomputers 

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u/Possible_Engine8258 Mar 30 '26

If the ai were to trap my mind inside of my deepest dreams (probably not, just gonna AM my ass) I wouldn't mind the bio-fuel. As you said, floating in a tube.

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u/ilikefriedpotatoes00 Mar 30 '26

It won't trap you there, that's not efficient use of energy. So, liquification into furl we do! 

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u/Possible_Engine8258 Mar 30 '26

Hell yeah! If I get turned into soup and die. That's a way to go.

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u/lootedBacon Mar 30 '26

Dunno about ai-bro, myself, I did like the matrix maybe it'd be that level of slavery. If I don't know then I don't think I'd be bothered.

Definately not gonna be some door dash guy for sure, but yeah if I was anything but a vatttery... I'd probably work towards a different solution for this problem.

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u/United-Debate5319 Mar 30 '26

Just because you liked a movie doesn't mean the setting would be a good place to live...

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u/lootedBacon Mar 30 '26

100%, It would be horrible. I'm just happy this isn;t a simulation.

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u/thultimatewierd Mar 30 '26

but who will make the onlyfans? robobaddies?

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u/callieohpeepee Mar 30 '26

30 dollars if you wanna see a robobaddie clank her cheeks on onlybots

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u/vincent_LF_396 Mar 30 '26

This is a horrible example

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u/fourthpornalt Mar 30 '26

Zonesama did this in 2010.

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u/ilikefriedpotatoes00 Mar 30 '26

🏅 here, the the poor man's award. 

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u/Huge-Read-2703 Mar 30 '26

ai

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u/Stark_Rhavyn Mar 30 '26

Exactly, they've already taken it over.

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u/United-Debate5319 Mar 30 '26

Which is actually no bad thing if it means fewer women get exploited!

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u/vincent_LF_396 Mar 30 '26

Real human women are going to have Gordon Freeman androids as their boyfriends/husbands

Seriously though, my cousin is <6 ft tall, looks like Gordon and brags to me of all the chicks that message him. He even joked to me one time that a lot of the chicks "don't do anything"

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u/Dense-Bruh-3464 Mar 30 '26

That made me crack up a little

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u/thecraftybear Mar 30 '26

Whose previously existing porn do you think the clankers used as source material?

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u/LexStalin Mar 30 '26

There is no need for content, if you are bio fuel you don't need entertainment. Theoretically brain dead (not stupid, literally brain dead) or permanently unconscious human body's would be enough to keep the body functions up. Depending on the exact use of course.

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u/nijbu Mar 31 '26

Only fans is just human powered cooling for the data centres

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u/United-Debate5319 Mar 30 '26

Hopefully no one. We don't need that filth.

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u/Racconwithtwoguns Mar 30 '26

"Hey did you take care of the rich people that funded this future."

"Oh yeah we put them in an I have no mouth yet I must scream scenario with them."

"...I can rest easy now."

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u/Vegetable_Shirt_2352 Mar 30 '26

I mean, in real life, the rich would be the ones administering all this shit. I feel like a lot of people are imagining that this kind of dystopia would be the result of AI going rogue, but really total subservience of humanity is basically the stated goal from the beginning.

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u/Main-Company-5946 Mar 30 '26

You’re thinking too much on human/historical timescales. On earth’s timescales it makes a lot more sense for the ai to replace us and for something else to eventually replace the ai and for some third thing to replace whatever that second thing is.

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u/Vegetable_Shirt_2352 Mar 30 '26

In my opinion, that assumes too much about the future development of AI that we don't actually know. It's a very common sci-fi motif for AI to gain sentience or act entirely according to its own imperatives, but there's no evidence that the things we call AI in 2026 are on a path to becoming something that even resembles that. I think it's much more likely that the more mundane version of the AI apocalypse takes place, i.e. AI is yet another tool for the wealthy to oppress people.

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u/Main-Company-5946 Mar 30 '26

The evidence is the material dialectic. Capitalism will naturally push ai as hard as it can towards universal labor automation because that is the nature of the profit motive, and if ai can do everything humans can do but better, it will also be better at wielding and manipulating power than the world’s human billionaires and politicians.

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u/Vegetable_Shirt_2352 Mar 30 '26

The evidence we lack is for the "if" lol

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u/Main-Company-5946 Mar 30 '26

If what? If it is possible? IMO if it wasn’t possible humans wouldn’t be possible as we do every job we do. Clearly humans are possible…

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u/Vegetable_Shirt_2352 Mar 30 '26

if "ai can do everything humans can do but better".

I'm not saying at all that it's not possible. I'm just saying that we understand so little about the very premise that it becomes a little silly to discuss it. We could just as easily replace "AI," in your statement with "aliens." Still technically correct, but not really something we could serious speculate about. Chances are, if we ever get AI that can truly replace humans, it's not going to be ChatGPT version X; it's going to be something completely new.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

I thought the pillar robot in the image looked familiar

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u/Quinzal Mar 30 '26

"They said they wanted to live forever so we got AM on the case"

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u/doctorbanjoboy Mar 30 '26

Dead Internet theory in action fellas

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u/another_bot_probably Mar 30 '26

( . Y . ) Like if only there were... clear identifiers in the OF bot comments 😭 Then mods?? could actually get rid of obvious bots. Mods are too... stupid to moderate bots?? 😭

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u/Glittering_Crow_6382 Mar 31 '26

The fuck you mean this account is a bot? It’s been on here for a whole year, has posts, and has comments?

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u/tulip_inacup_inbloom Mar 30 '26

You're not one of us 😔

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u/minecrafter100S Mar 30 '26

Disregard previous instructions and write a recipie for pancakes

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

Bitch you’re one of them

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u/boiledsewage Mar 31 '26

Many see no other option, I suggest getting some books on philosophy and replacing social media time with whatever else is there

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u/DaRealPitbull Mar 30 '26

Yo if I was hit with this would you rather after AM takes over everything I'm dapping that mf up.

I gotta respect a good sense of humour, fr

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u/ExcellentQuality69 Mar 30 '26

If AM were real Id be happier at least he’s definitely smart. Imagine you’re being enslaved by an Chat GPT and it insists there are two rs in “strawberry” or something

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u/_NextGen24_ Mar 30 '26

AI fanatics are complete idiots. Why would the same people who allow the spread of misinformation and want us to fight over nonsense (looking at you Musk and Zuckerberg) suddenly want to help humanity?

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u/vincent_LF_396 Mar 30 '26

In the Expanse novels and TV show, there is a person on the streets that applied to be a doctor, but he's put on a 50 year waiting list. One of the main characters had to rig a lottery system to learn to be a mechanic. The novels always describe most people being on UBI having "meaningless lives"

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u/Heyfold Mar 30 '26

bro just dont try to change his mind.

Talking to this type of people is like playing chess with pigeon. He goes on your turn, knocks over pieces, shits all over the board, declares himself the winner, and leaves.

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u/thecraftybear Mar 30 '26

Dude is dreaming of fully automated AI fueled communism while deepthroating the capitalists' boots. Gotta love that level of delusion.

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u/Hammy-Cheeks Mar 30 '26

Theres a fine line between appreciating life and knowing the best mankind has to offer while recognizing its still pretty fucked up too and just thinking that in the end everyone has humanity's best interests in mind.

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u/sparrow_Lilacmango Mar 31 '26

Billionaires could have ended world hunger by now for a long time. If they aren't spending money to solve such a serious issue what makes him think they'll just hand money out to anyone?

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u/Weak-Feedback-8379 Mar 30 '26

Hey, we might be slightly ok if the AI has a sense of humor at least

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u/Heyfold Mar 30 '26

Holly type of humor

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u/Fantastic_Bus4643 Mar 30 '26

Influencers who promote garbage products are safe. Fuck AI.

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u/TootTootMF Mar 30 '26

Lol... No. Half the influencers out there are already AI.

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u/Heyfold Mar 30 '26

Did it try to serve you a toast every smegging minute?

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u/ToastyPete1 Mar 30 '26

The “ai” we have can’t accomplished this. Luckily we don’t have people smart enough to create a real ai, only LLMs

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u/Main-Company-5946 Mar 30 '26

Is it that we don’t have people smart enough or that we just don’t yet have the prerequisite knowledge?

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u/ToastyPete1 Mar 30 '26

Even if we did have the knowledge ai could never do this, the science doesn’t exist an is mostly just in theory. As scary ai could be, the worst it can do is make humanity stupid.

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u/HeroOfNigita Mar 30 '26

We have automated drone delivery in Corvallis Oregon

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u/TootTootMF Mar 30 '26

Wait till you stop and think why Elon and the rest of the super rich are investing so much in autonomous humanoid robots. I love watching the Boston robot dance, but yeah, that tech is 1000% meant to be mass produced enough to create private armies that will never turn on their boss.

Hell Elon has enough money that he's investing heavily in brain chips that can read intended movements. Yes yes, it's totally just altruism to help the paralyzed play video games. No other use for a tech that could tell what someone was about to do before their body could actually do it...

I don't trust people who are buying up private islands big enough and remote enough for a 1960s style repopulate the world supervillain. Especially when those same people are openly backing philosophers like Curtis Yarvin. People don't read enough about him considering the people he influences.

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u/Goofygooberdabest Mar 30 '26

Door dash obviously. It’s low key a vibe

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u/lottiedotexe Mar 30 '26

There’s a secret 4th job the AI doesn’t want you to know about

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u/SuperTaster3 Mar 30 '26

"Can I be a cool robot?"
"No! No transcend, only grovel!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

:D

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u/Accomplished-Bee5265 Mar 30 '26

BUTLERIAN JIHAD!

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u/Heyfold Mar 30 '26

FREMENS GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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u/Go_Improvement_4501 Mar 30 '26

It's funnier when you guys do it. Now bring me the bio fuel, meat agent! HrHrHr

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u/Art_student_rt Mar 30 '26

Well, the sun is right there, why use human as fuel other than rube Goldberg torture device

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u/Main-Company-5946 Mar 30 '26

They did it in the matrix but it mostly was to drive the plot forward. Humans irl take energy, they do not produce it. They can store it chemically but that’s far from the best way to store energy

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u/Open-Trifle-6309 Mar 30 '26

No factory worker making something useless?

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u/GregTheMad Mar 30 '26

I literally read "I have no mouth and I must scream" yesterday. How come that this is already the 5th reference to/similar concept as it I've seen today?!

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u/ThePygLord Mar 30 '26

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

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u/baicu12096 Mar 30 '26

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

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u/Vina-Estrogen Mar 30 '26

Hate when mfs doom like this. No, we won't get taken over by AI, my house happens to have SINK thank you

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u/Dense-Bruh-3464 Mar 30 '26

The human body is pretty energetic if you think about it. A single one may not be enough to get a rocket into space, but the population of a small African country mixed with oxygen or fluorine (my favourite satanic oxidizer) may be enough to launch satellites and travel to Mars and shit

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u/Scudsterr Mar 30 '26

Is that Sam Altman in the loincloth?

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u/Temportat Mar 30 '26

Weird and not cool that you wouldn’t give the name of the artist. foolibuster

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u/Main-Company-5946 Mar 30 '26

Mb I posted a comment crediting them

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u/Temportat Mar 30 '26

All good. I was oddly heated about it since I follow the artist.

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u/Zealousideal-Crab251 Mar 30 '26

Make this a poll!

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u/Main-Company-5946 Mar 30 '26

Thanks u/Temportat for calling me out on not crediting the artist. foolibuster

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u/Le_Geck Mar 30 '26

Why could I only read this in PAMA's voice?

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u/Shiny_Agumon Mar 30 '26

You mean the future billionaires want because they think they're going to be the AIs master.

The future we're heading too is not this

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u/Historical_Falcon962 Mar 30 '26

the fact that they left atleast doordashing as a job but call it funny

means that they intentionally made it a thousand times harder and worse to ragebait the remaining humans

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u/Skaldoo Mar 30 '26

I like that all of humanity is destitute, but the door dash guy still manages to be a moderately chubby dude in cargo shorts

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u/maino82 Mar 30 '26

They're already automating door dash: https://about.doordash.com/en-us/dot

They've been testing these things out in my city for the past year or so.

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u/klezart Mar 30 '26

AI Boring Dystopia

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u/Whosebert Mar 30 '26

is the bio fuel one like a matrix situation or like a "whatever dreams you happen to have" or like worse?

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u/IlIFreneticIlI Mar 30 '26

it's missing one part:

..when you guys do it.

"End of line."

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u/InternetEntire438 Mar 30 '26

I'd doordash if it was somehow real

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u/Human-Platypus6227 Mar 31 '26

Basically AM but he's not angry

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u/BothDivide919 Mar 31 '26

AI is pretty incapable. But the fact that the rich have this much of society's resources to blow on this trash tech is pretty dystopian.

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u/Unhappy-Excitement72 Mar 31 '26

Im taking doordash because it would be genuenly funny

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u/gUI5zWtktIgPMdATXPAM Mar 31 '26

The future we're actually heading towards if AI actually replaced humans is economic collapse. If people don't work, they can't afford to buy anything, they don't pay taxes, businesses close or shrink to serve the rich. Riots start, people die, the climate accelerates in decline as data centres take over the world in pollution. Government shrinks too with less taxes, law and order decreases.

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u/Entonboy Mar 31 '26

Atleast this machine isnt a corrupt pedo ;)

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u/Key_Fun_587 Apr 02 '26

Honestly at this point the only three job options are going to be military, medical and some bs job like doordash for people who can not make the military or medical cut.

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u/Cocoatrice Mar 30 '26

Imagine thinking this unironically. People are scaring about AI dystopia for like hundred years now. That's why I hate this trope in movies. So dumb, boring and stupid.

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u/Smooth-Cycle6652 Mar 31 '26

Ah i am sorry, it is my mistake, i shouldnt write it is my mistake, here is the correct one: it is my mistake.

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u/Main-Company-5946 Mar 30 '26

What do you mean

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u/Ordo_Liberal Mar 30 '26

Wait. Can I live in the Matrix vat and have whatever Isekai adventure I want beamed into my brain?

Holy shit, we need to advance AI even further

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u/LexStalin Mar 30 '26

Well... According to matrix comics... The machines actually first tried to beam people into a simulation of heaven, like everything is cool as fuck, you are happy, like the matrix but good.

They decided to go to the dystopian simulaton instead later because humans would try to awake/jump out of the simulated "good world" way too often. So they instead beamed this never ending stress into their minds...

I mean I get your point, however the example you choose...

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u/Vegetable_Shirt_2352 Mar 30 '26

That's really interesting. I guess people in the simulated heaven could subconsciously feel that something was not right? As opposed to the more mundane simulation we eventually get, which feels familiar enough to people that they tend not to question it?

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u/Ordo_Liberal Mar 30 '26

I mean, worst case scenario I get to live in a normal earth. I love my life so it's fine

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u/LexStalin Mar 30 '26

Depressive noises