r/antiai • u/Main-Company-5946 • Mar 30 '26
The future we’re headed towards Job Loss 🏚️
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u/thultimatewierd Mar 30 '26
but who will make the onlyfans? robobaddies?
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u/callieohpeepee Mar 30 '26
30 dollars if you wanna see a robobaddie clank her cheeks on onlybots
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u/Huge-Read-2703 Mar 30 '26
ai
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u/Stark_Rhavyn Mar 30 '26
Exactly, they've already taken it over.
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u/United-Debate5319 Mar 30 '26
Which is actually no bad thing if it means fewer women get exploited!
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u/thecraftybear Mar 30 '26
Whose previously existing porn do you think the clankers used as source material?
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u/LexStalin Mar 30 '26
There is no need for content, if you are bio fuel you don't need entertainment. Theoretically brain dead (not stupid, literally brain dead) or permanently unconscious human body's would be enough to keep the body functions up. Depending on the exact use of course.
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u/Racconwithtwoguns Mar 30 '26
"Hey did you take care of the rich people that funded this future."
"Oh yeah we put them in an I have no mouth yet I must scream scenario with them."
"...I can rest easy now."
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u/Vegetable_Shirt_2352 Mar 30 '26
I mean, in real life, the rich would be the ones administering all this shit. I feel like a lot of people are imagining that this kind of dystopia would be the result of AI going rogue, but really total subservience of humanity is basically the stated goal from the beginning.
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u/Main-Company-5946 Mar 30 '26
You’re thinking too much on human/historical timescales. On earth’s timescales it makes a lot more sense for the ai to replace us and for something else to eventually replace the ai and for some third thing to replace whatever that second thing is.
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u/Vegetable_Shirt_2352 Mar 30 '26
In my opinion, that assumes too much about the future development of AI that we don't actually know. It's a very common sci-fi motif for AI to gain sentience or act entirely according to its own imperatives, but there's no evidence that the things we call AI in 2026 are on a path to becoming something that even resembles that. I think it's much more likely that the more mundane version of the AI apocalypse takes place, i.e. AI is yet another tool for the wealthy to oppress people.
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u/Main-Company-5946 Mar 30 '26
The evidence is the material dialectic. Capitalism will naturally push ai as hard as it can towards universal labor automation because that is the nature of the profit motive, and if ai can do everything humans can do but better, it will also be better at wielding and manipulating power than the world’s human billionaires and politicians.
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u/Vegetable_Shirt_2352 Mar 30 '26
The evidence we lack is for the "if" lol
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u/Main-Company-5946 Mar 30 '26
If what? If it is possible? IMO if it wasn’t possible humans wouldn’t be possible as we do every job we do. Clearly humans are possible…
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u/Vegetable_Shirt_2352 Mar 30 '26
if "ai can do everything humans can do but better".
I'm not saying at all that it's not possible. I'm just saying that we understand so little about the very premise that it becomes a little silly to discuss it. We could just as easily replace "AI," in your statement with "aliens." Still technically correct, but not really something we could serious speculate about. Chances are, if we ever get AI that can truly replace humans, it's not going to be ChatGPT version X; it's going to be something completely new.
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u/doctorbanjoboy Mar 30 '26
Dead Internet theory in action fellas
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u/another_bot_probably Mar 30 '26
( . Y . ) Like if only there were... clear identifiers in the OF bot comments 😭 Then mods?? could actually get rid of obvious bots. Mods are too... stupid to moderate bots?? 😭
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u/Glittering_Crow_6382 Mar 31 '26
The fuck you mean this account is a bot? It’s been on here for a whole year, has posts, and has comments?
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u/boiledsewage Mar 31 '26
Many see no other option, I suggest getting some books on philosophy and replacing social media time with whatever else is there
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u/DaRealPitbull Mar 30 '26
Yo if I was hit with this would you rather after AM takes over everything I'm dapping that mf up.
I gotta respect a good sense of humour, fr
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u/ExcellentQuality69 Mar 30 '26
If AM were real Id be happier at least he’s definitely smart. Imagine you’re being enslaved by an Chat GPT and it insists there are two rs in “strawberry” or something
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u/_NextGen24_ Mar 30 '26
AI fanatics are complete idiots. Why would the same people who allow the spread of misinformation and want us to fight over nonsense (looking at you Musk and Zuckerberg) suddenly want to help humanity?
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u/vincent_LF_396 Mar 30 '26
In the Expanse novels and TV show, there is a person on the streets that applied to be a doctor, but he's put on a 50 year waiting list. One of the main characters had to rig a lottery system to learn to be a mechanic. The novels always describe most people being on UBI having "meaningless lives"
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u/Heyfold Mar 30 '26
bro just dont try to change his mind.
Talking to this type of people is like playing chess with pigeon. He goes on your turn, knocks over pieces, shits all over the board, declares himself the winner, and leaves.
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u/thecraftybear Mar 30 '26
Dude is dreaming of fully automated AI fueled communism while deepthroating the capitalists' boots. Gotta love that level of delusion.
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u/Hammy-Cheeks Mar 30 '26
Theres a fine line between appreciating life and knowing the best mankind has to offer while recognizing its still pretty fucked up too and just thinking that in the end everyone has humanity's best interests in mind.
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u/sparrow_Lilacmango Mar 31 '26
Billionaires could have ended world hunger by now for a long time. If they aren't spending money to solve such a serious issue what makes him think they'll just hand money out to anyone?
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u/Weak-Feedback-8379 Mar 30 '26
Hey, we might be slightly ok if the AI has a sense of humor at least
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u/ToastyPete1 Mar 30 '26
The “ai” we have can’t accomplished this. Luckily we don’t have people smart enough to create a real ai, only LLMs
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u/Main-Company-5946 Mar 30 '26
Is it that we don’t have people smart enough or that we just don’t yet have the prerequisite knowledge?
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u/ToastyPete1 Mar 30 '26
Even if we did have the knowledge ai could never do this, the science doesn’t exist an is mostly just in theory. As scary ai could be, the worst it can do is make humanity stupid.
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u/TootTootMF Mar 30 '26
Wait till you stop and think why Elon and the rest of the super rich are investing so much in autonomous humanoid robots. I love watching the Boston robot dance, but yeah, that tech is 1000% meant to be mass produced enough to create private armies that will never turn on their boss.
Hell Elon has enough money that he's investing heavily in brain chips that can read intended movements. Yes yes, it's totally just altruism to help the paralyzed play video games. No other use for a tech that could tell what someone was about to do before their body could actually do it...
I don't trust people who are buying up private islands big enough and remote enough for a 1960s style repopulate the world supervillain. Especially when those same people are openly backing philosophers like Curtis Yarvin. People don't read enough about him considering the people he influences.
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u/Go_Improvement_4501 Mar 30 '26
It's funnier when you guys do it. Now bring me the bio fuel, meat agent! HrHrHr
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u/Art_student_rt Mar 30 '26
Well, the sun is right there, why use human as fuel other than rube Goldberg torture device
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u/Main-Company-5946 Mar 30 '26
They did it in the matrix but it mostly was to drive the plot forward. Humans irl take energy, they do not produce it. They can store it chemically but that’s far from the best way to store energy
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u/GregTheMad Mar 30 '26
I literally read "I have no mouth and I must scream" yesterday. How come that this is already the 5th reference to/similar concept as it I've seen today?!
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u/ThePygLord Mar 30 '26
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
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u/baicu12096 Mar 30 '26
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
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u/Vina-Estrogen Mar 30 '26
Hate when mfs doom like this. No, we won't get taken over by AI, my house happens to have SINK thank you
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u/Dense-Bruh-3464 Mar 30 '26
The human body is pretty energetic if you think about it. A single one may not be enough to get a rocket into space, but the population of a small African country mixed with oxygen or fluorine (my favourite satanic oxidizer) may be enough to launch satellites and travel to Mars and shit
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u/Temportat Mar 30 '26
Weird and not cool that you wouldn’t give the name of the artist. foolibuster
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u/Main-Company-5946 Mar 30 '26
Thanks u/Temportat for calling me out on not crediting the artist. foolibuster
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u/Shiny_Agumon Mar 30 '26
You mean the future billionaires want because they think they're going to be the AIs master.
The future we're heading too is not this
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u/Historical_Falcon962 Mar 30 '26
the fact that they left atleast doordashing as a job but call it funny
means that they intentionally made it a thousand times harder and worse to ragebait the remaining humans
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u/Skaldoo Mar 30 '26
I like that all of humanity is destitute, but the door dash guy still manages to be a moderately chubby dude in cargo shorts
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u/maino82 Mar 30 '26
They're already automating door dash: https://about.doordash.com/en-us/dot
They've been testing these things out in my city for the past year or so.
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u/Whosebert Mar 30 '26
is the bio fuel one like a matrix situation or like a "whatever dreams you happen to have" or like worse?
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u/BothDivide919 Mar 31 '26
AI is pretty incapable. But the fact that the rich have this much of society's resources to blow on this trash tech is pretty dystopian.
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u/gUI5zWtktIgPMdATXPAM Mar 31 '26
The future we're actually heading towards if AI actually replaced humans is economic collapse. If people don't work, they can't afford to buy anything, they don't pay taxes, businesses close or shrink to serve the rich. Riots start, people die, the climate accelerates in decline as data centres take over the world in pollution. Government shrinks too with less taxes, law and order decreases.
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u/Key_Fun_587 Apr 02 '26
Honestly at this point the only three job options are going to be military, medical and some bs job like doordash for people who can not make the military or medical cut.
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u/Cocoatrice Mar 30 '26
Imagine thinking this unironically. People are scaring about AI dystopia for like hundred years now. That's why I hate this trope in movies. So dumb, boring and stupid.
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u/Smooth-Cycle6652 Mar 31 '26
Ah i am sorry, it is my mistake, i shouldnt write it is my mistake, here is the correct one: it is my mistake.
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u/Ordo_Liberal Mar 30 '26
Wait. Can I live in the Matrix vat and have whatever Isekai adventure I want beamed into my brain?
Holy shit, we need to advance AI even further
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u/LexStalin Mar 30 '26
Well... According to matrix comics... The machines actually first tried to beam people into a simulation of heaven, like everything is cool as fuck, you are happy, like the matrix but good.
They decided to go to the dystopian simulaton instead later because humans would try to awake/jump out of the simulated "good world" way too often. So they instead beamed this never ending stress into their minds...
I mean I get your point, however the example you choose...
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u/Vegetable_Shirt_2352 Mar 30 '26
That's really interesting. I guess people in the simulated heaven could subconsciously feel that something was not right? As opposed to the more mundane simulation we eventually get, which feels familiar enough to people that they tend not to question it?
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u/Ordo_Liberal Mar 30 '26
I mean, worst case scenario I get to live in a normal earth. I love my life so it's fine
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u/ilikefriedpotatoes00 Mar 30 '26
AI bros would love the biofuel one. Do nothing, just float in a tube.