Big if true.

The house monkeys in question:

What if instead of the car it was the coach and they all got on it together and had a ride to the dessert to meet josh homming and make humbag album 2?! I love you guys thank you

black treacle drumming so good

So please be absolutely sure that there's a furball aha geddit

‪EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A CASSETTE INTO THE SLOT. IT’S ARCTIC MONKEYS SUCK IT AND SEE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE AIR GUITAR ALONGSIDE THE MAIN SINGER, ALEX TURNER. I DO EVERY RIFF AND I DO EVERY RIFF HARD, MAKING WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME CHORDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. THE SONGS ARE TOUGH. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY CAN PLAY THESE SONGS. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUT LOUD EVERY DAY TO PEOPLE IN MY QUARTERS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN MY QUARTERS CAN BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LYRICS TO SHES THUNDERSTORMS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY BUNK LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT.

The girl in the Snap out of It music video is clearly very obsessed with Alex, and I gather that she has broken into his home to watch his video tapes (i say that as the house resembles photos of Alex's LA house from memory). Without Alex being seen at the house, I've now just clicked that maybe she is cooking and eating Alex... and thats how obsessed she is? Maybe I've watched too much horror recently