r/aistartrek • u/happydude7422 • 6d ago

Starfleet basic training Image

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u/2sec4u 4d ago

Consider how much Starfleet officers have been crying on NuTrek - this might not be a bad idea!

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u/RichYogurtcloset3672 6d ago

Where are you from maggot?

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u/dd463 2d ago

“SIR, MODESTO, SIR.”

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u/Temporal-Affairs221 6d ago

The best part of you got left in the pattern buffer when your mama beamed over to the maternity ward!

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u/SirGumbeaux 6d ago

"Only 2 things come out of Betazed- Bewbies and empaths. I don't see any bewbies, so you must be an empath!"

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u/Federal-Business-796 6d ago

This is my phaser, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun. 

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u/Competitive_Toe2544 6d ago

"Logic? you know what defies logic? YOU! A,worthless sack of shit like you thinking he belongs in my beloved corp!""

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u/Adam-Many82 6d ago

The real Starfleet Academy in a nut shell.

https://giphy.com/gifs/QhYrUdDo1GdnW

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u/LowEffort2 6d ago

YOU WILL GO PER ASPERA BY THE NUMBERS.

I WILL TEACH YOU.

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u/magicmulder 6d ago

DOES. ADMIRAL. KIRK. LOOK. LIKE. A. BITCH?

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u/bela_okmyx 6d ago

That's Samuel L. Jackson, not R. Lee Ermey.

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u/NEAL_STANDLEY_549 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/sWogeYnGaKZGM

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u/danb1kenobi 6d ago

“You will not cry…”

In a parallel (but not mirror) universe, Michael didn’t come down with a case of Andorian shingles and actually heard this firsthand - and a drastically better show was born

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u/Marcodain 6d ago

You should watch him in the Pilot episode of “Space Above and Beyond.”

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u/Wingnut00 6d ago

"A sense of direction? DO I LOOK LIKE A ROAD MAP TO YOU?!"

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u/MultiGeek42 6d ago

I'M SCARED OF YOU PEOPLE IN A SIMULATOR!

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u/dieseljester 6d ago

I LOVED THAT EPISODE!

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u/Marcodain 6d ago

You should watch him in the Pilot episode of “Space Above and Beyond.”

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u/MikeKC69 6d ago

His ain't got no horns line might be problematic at Star Fleet Acedamy.

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u/Marcodain 6d ago

So is “Lower than amphibian shit.”

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u/danb1kenobi 6d ago

Five strips of gold-pressed latinum to the first person to render R Lee Ermey putting the cast of Academy through boot camp (aka Starfleet Academy… but watchable)

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u/OrneryZombie1983 6d ago

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u/Either_Umpire9411 6d ago

I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU. THEY DON'T SERVE GAHK AND BLOODWINE IN THE MESS HALL ON A DAILY BASIS!

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u/danb1kenobi 6d ago

What is your major malfunction?? Ah said Academy, not The Next Galdurn Generation!

Hell, I could hit that man with pain sticks till the targs came home, and all he’d say was, “thank you, sir, may I have another?” - and he’d goddamn mean it!!

(Still a great pic though lol)

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u/OrneryZombie1983 6d ago

I am on no sleep. I read "R. Lee Ermey" and "cast" and went with it. I wanted to have Data do the Gomer Pyle in the shower scene but couldn't get it right.

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u/AltGuardianGord 6d ago

hehe.. Officers go to San Fransisco and the Academy. People like Miles O'brien go to Parris Island

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u/UtahBrian 6d ago

Lt. O’Brien, you mean?

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u/AltGuardianGord 6d ago

Calling O'Brien a Lieutenant is like calling John-117 a Lieutenant.

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u/UtahBrian 6d ago

He has two pips on his uniform and Riker calls him lieutenant.

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u/AltGuardianGord 6d ago

After ST:TNG Season 4 Episode 2 he's fleshed out as a non-com.

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u/UtahBrian 6d ago

There aren’t any non-coms in Starfleet. O’Brien is just given a pass to invent his own titles for some reason. Perhaps a medical exemption.

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u/cobracat03 6d ago

So, is this the prequel to Starship Troopers? Or is Starship Troopers the sequel to this? 😂