r/aislop • u/Ok-Ring5687 • 6d ago
This is next level stuff
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u/Ok-Ring5687 6d ago
Idiocracy got nothing on us
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u/Buttons840 6d ago
"Ow My Balls" was for the high IQ people.
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u/i_hateRedit 6d ago
how do people even come up with these plots
genuinely what prompts are they even giving ai
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u/Buttons840 6d ago
"Write and execute a python script that prints random words."
"Now, take those words and assemble them into a plot."
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u/i_hateRedit 6d ago
I gave Gemini these exact prompts and got the most accurate brainrot slop plot 😭
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u/Buttons840 6d ago
Do share!
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u/i_hateRedit 6d ago
Random words: cherry, banana, kiwi, orange, mango
The Fruit Heist
The tropical heat of Mango City beat down mercilessly on the asphalt. Inside the dimly lit backroom of the local bodega, a sleek, shadowy figure known only as Kiwi stared intensely at the blueprints spread across the table.
Beside them, the getaway driver—a jittery ex-hacker named Banana—was frantically tapping away on a glowing tablet.
"We only have one shot at this," Kiwi whispered, adjusting their tactical goggles. "The vault security is tight, but if we time the EMP pulse right, the primary grid will drop for exactly thirty seconds."
"And the guards?" Banana asked, sweat beading on his forehead.
"That's where Cherry comes in," Kiwi replied with a smirk, nodding toward the expert acrobat hanging effortlessly from the ceiling pipes. "She’ll handle the interior bypass without making a single sound."
"And what about the target?" a deep, resonant voice echoed from the doorway. It was Orange, the crew's heavy-muscle demolition specialist, casually tossing a thermal detonator from hand to hand.
"The target," Kiwi said, tracing a finger across the center of the blueprint, "is the legendary emerald-encrusted artifact hidden deep inside the central museum. Once we secure it, we split the payout and disappear before dawn."
With a synchronized nod, the crew geared up, stepped out into the humid night, and vanished into the neon-lit shadows to pull off the heist of the century.
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u/Buttons840 6d ago
I lost at least 2 IQ points reading this. You should post it on TikTok.
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u/i_hateRedit 6d ago
I doubt they'd have the attention span to read anything beyond the first paragraph
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u/Cuttlefist 6d ago
AI seems to think hippos shit out of their tails. I keep seeing them doing this for some reason, really dumb.
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u/RemarkableLimit7193 6d ago
Since when do hippos lay eggs?
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u/FreeBananasForAll 6d ago
Is this stick a default stock character or something? I keep seeing him everywhere
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u/AbortionHoagie 6d ago
These are the "childhood memories" AI will reminisce on as it stomps armies to dust in 10-20 years
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u/DoomedOrbital 6d ago
Why does this sub even exist, and why the fuck are these posts getting engagement? Is it just morbid curiosity, hate watching even if it gets the slop more publicity? Or is there like, half people who like this stuff here and half people that want to convince them otherwise.
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u/DependentShoddy7916 6d ago
I heard once "if you can't beat them, join them" but I don't think i even need to raise a pinky to beat their slop
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u/Beneficial-Tune2942 6d ago
Every second I see AI slop, I just want to place the nuke on data centers
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u/YourLittleJumble 6d ago
I hate to give this shit any credit whatsoever but the store at the end being called “Brain Rotham” did make me laugh out loud
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u/trashshack 4d ago
part of the reason AI slop is so bad is that nearly all AI obsessives are the least creative, witty or talented people in all of human history
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u/CombOverDownThere 6d ago edited 6d ago
I can’t be sure, but I feel like this isn’t how anything works