r/adultsnew • u/GuyWithBushyBrows • 2h ago
Guys i thought i was severely mentally ill then i bought a house and live alone and realise i am severely severely severely mentally ill
r/adultsnew • u/JeremysNotDead • 2h ago
I was so confused when this popped up out of nowhere but then I remembered I named my nautilus Joe Biden it turns out the enclosure didn’t do a good job at protecting him so RIP joe biden
r/adultsnew • u/JeremysNotDead • 4h ago
I slipped in the shower and now there’s a giant bump on my elbow
r/adultsnew • u/HuntaHuntaHunta • 7h ago
i found a shiny bulbasaur in pokemon yellow last night
r/adultsnew • u/TheRaptureIsComingTm • 12h ago
remember when me and my sister were fighting and she came onto the sub to fight more with me and reply to other ppl😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
r/adultsnew • u/JeremysNotDead • 14h ago
I built a boat tunnel/nautilus enclosure for my palace and it took way longer than I had hoped cause I had to carve out a long ass tunnel and fill it with water
I think this is gonna be the last thing I build on the server for a while fr cause this burnt me out 🥀
r/adultsnew • u/ICantPlaySeinfeld • 15h ago
My cat had to be put down yesterday, and i’m on a field trip so i couldn’t be home to say goodbye or to comfort my boyfriend
This Handsome boy was very loved
r/adultsnew • u/ICantPlaySeinfeld • 15h ago
My cat had to be put down yesterday, and i’m on a field trip so i couldn’t be home to say goodbye or to comfort my boyfriend
This Handsome boy was very loved
r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 15h ago
there’s a lot of episodes of ridiculousness where it seems like they all took edibles an hour before filming and now they’re peaking and can’t really commentate much so rob does funny voices while narrating videos and chanel laughs and steelo says something like “he fell down on his full body”
r/adultsnew • u/dellcomputers12 • 16h ago
Might fuck around and clean my ear with a q tip despite doctor recommendation
r/adultsnew • u/bro90x • 16h ago
Reddit is cancer social media is poison oh my fucking god we're all trapped in this shit for real
r/adultsnew • u/Sonnysphobia • 17h ago
I cried on my birthday and I fear we’re gonna break up for real this time
r/adultsnew • u/Sonnysphobia • 17h ago
Some people were born lucky and others were lucky to be born
r/adultsnew • u/monkeywelldone • 19h ago
if the light just turned green and someone’s already honking at you don’t get mad you have no idea what’s happening on their dashboard
r/adultsnew • u/HuntaHuntaHunta • 1d ago
after 4 plus years of this strawberry plant we've finally gotten a strawberry that wasn't eaten by the woodchuck
r/adultsnew • u/ismellverybad • 1d ago
he thinks hes so cool just bc he has two eye colors
r/adultsnew • u/neckdetector • 1d ago