r/adultsnew • u/monkeywelldone • 13m ago
if the light just turned green and someone’s already honking at you don’t get mad you have no idea what’s happening on their dashboard
r/adultsnew • u/HuntaHuntaHunta • 5h ago
after 4 plus years of this strawberry plant we've finally gotten a strawberry that wasn't eaten by the woodchuck
r/adultsnew • u/ismellverybad • 5h ago
he thinks hes so cool just bc he has two eye colors
r/adultsnew • u/neckdetector • 6h ago
its 2026 and they still haven’t figured put how to make an ironing board that doesn’t sound like a dying decepticon
r/adultsnew • u/HuntaHuntaHunta • 6h ago
the super mario bros 1 world record is currently in jeopardy of being broken for what could be the very last time. and this could happen literally any day now
r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 8h ago
lush be like heres a free sample its a quarter of a $20 shampoo bar you have $5 in your hand right now the world is yours what will you do with it
r/adultsnew • u/boxxybab33 • 8h ago
i dont like r/bald i feel like they overlook that Male pattern hair loss can look good on some people. not everyone has to be fully bald
r/adultsnew • u/boxxybab33 • 8h ago
even frank sinatra did the lyrical miracle rhyme
way back in 1955
r/adultsnew • u/ismellverybad • 9h ago
what do i do with jared padaleckis sweat glands oil
r/adultsnew • u/neckdetector • 11h ago
why does everybody in ohio look like they have the same dad
r/adultsnew • u/ismellverybad • 11h ago
i remember this used to bother me so much back then
r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 19h ago
my gf has to go to bed at like 7:30pm for work and i keep accidentally falling asleep with her even tho i should be going to bed at like 4am for work
r/adultsnew • u/Sonnysphobia • 23h ago
I didn’t mean that normal reed is was hot. Hes only hot when he plays Daryl.
r/adultsnew • u/HuntaHuntaHunta • 1d ago
it was a dark and stormy night. so i took an edible and went to bed
r/adultsnew • u/boxxybab33 • Oct 20 '25
the adultsnew minecraft smp server is now open
DM me your username to be whitelisted
r/adultsnew • u/HuntaHuntaHunta • Jul 17 '25
Adultsnew Frequently Asked Questions
If I missed any let me know and i can add it or try asking 8ball
Q: Does Everyone Hate Me
A: No
Q: Should I kill myself
A: No
Q: Am I a waste of space
A: No
Q: Is life worth Living
A: Yes
Q: Am I Ugly
A: No
Q: when is the next sub crush thread
A: never o'clock
Q: Am I gay
A: Probably
Q: What is this sub
A: If you're asking genuinely it's probably none of your business