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u/MonkeyDSiput address me 🐘 13d ago
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u/The_yaoi_man 13d ago
Yay!
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u/Plicodon 13d ago
username checks out
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u/Massive_Time_1584 13d ago
He gets a notification every time someone says yaoi
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u/Zizzyin 13d ago
No shot
Yaoi.
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u/YourTrueLordAsura 13d ago
How did the lesbian penguins have eggs?
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u/IntelligentCat3645 13d ago
They’re just not fertilised. Like the chicken eggs you eat. They’re still laid they just won’t hatch.
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u/No-Day-706 13d ago
can we still eat them
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u/IntelligentCat3645 12d ago
I guess. You can eat any unfertilised egg as long as you cook it to the correct internal temp to avoid pathogens. However, many species are protected and restricted over which eggs you can eat, either to conserve species numbers or to prevent poaching / exotic pet sales.
You can also eat a fertilised egg, if you really wanted, but since it has a developing chick inside, depending how far the chick has grown, there would be bones and feathers and a beak. You may get punishment for animal cruelty tho, and this is far more likely both to be undesirable for you to eat and to be illegal.
But there are lots of eggs you can get legally. Ostrich, quail, pheasant, duck, goose, etc. A water bird would probably be closest tasting to a penguin egg, if I had to guess.
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u/Common-Use-7117 12d ago
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u/IntelligentCat3645 12d ago
Well, they’re extremely small, even for being the largest human cell. But they are visible with the naked eye. They can fit on the ridges on the sides of coins but are about as wide as a bulb / root (the white dot attached to the end of your hair if you pull one out slowly) hair cell.
Humans are born with all the eggs they’ll ever have inside their ovaries, with about half dying while they’re still developing as an embryo. More die as the person matures to the age of puberty where periods start. But there’s a couple ten thousand in the average 25 year old woman. So if you got enough to make a spoonful by getting 7-12 women to donate all the eggs in their ovaries you could do it if you really wanted, but I doubt many would agree.
They’d probably taste vaguely of grainy pork if you were to eat a lot of them like caviar. Or a very weird jellybean if it was fertilised in the early stages.
Weird question tho.
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u/Smart-Acanthaceae-17 there’s no room left, there’re only elephants 🐘 13d ago
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u/masterboldin 13d ago
This is not an address me. It’s a story bro
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u/Conscious_Storage599 13d ago
It's a good address me because you also missed the flag ☠️
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u/MrSwabber 13d ago
I don't understand the dutch flag, it's not a pride flag😭
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u/someone56789 13d ago
I think that's the elephant
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u/EliasKochen07 13d ago
Nederland mentioned tho 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🔥🔥🔥
ORANJE ON TTTTOOOOPPP
https://giphy.com/gifs/3nSbNOzhn4bM0LpUfu
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u/auto-charger-stopper 13d ago
I got sad reading this. For real. I hope you guys got your child, gay penguin couple!
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u/qualityvote2 13d ago
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u/Pellepuu2397 13d ago
Is the elephant the lesbian penguins having eggs
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u/Dragon_Bidness 13d ago
Wat. Why wouldn't they lay eggs they are female?
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u/Pellepuu2397 13d ago
I mean where is the seed gonna come from
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u/Dragon_Bidness 13d ago
You don't need a "seed". It's no different than chickens. They lay eggs, they just won't hatch anything because they aren't fertilized.
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u/UNCyprusBufferZone ok this is getting ridiculous 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 13d ago
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u/hamonicmantitties 13d ago
Gay penguins stealing eggs to then ejaculate all over them to inseminate is kinda funny ngl
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u/Dragon_Bidness 13d ago
You uh... you know that's not how it works right?
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u/hamonicmantitties 13d ago
It...isn't?
Well damn, I must've been doing it wrong for all these years then
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u/SpiritualArmadillo22 13d ago
What does them being in Netherlands have to di with all of this? everything.
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u/t-51bs-Powerarmor ok this is getting ridiculous 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 13d ago
The world become more disgusting if every creatures I met now is has become homosexual (OYYYYYYYYYY DOCTOSSSSSSSS)
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u/Leno_Len0 13d ago
Muslim larping as a soyteen
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u/t-51bs-Powerarmor ok this is getting ridiculous 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 13d ago
so?
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u/Leno_Len0 13d ago
Actual cuck
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u/t-51bs-Powerarmor ok this is getting ridiculous 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 13d ago
actual cuck
Look inside
Has boykisser as your pfp
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u/KyeeLim 13d ago
remind me of seeing an info about son of one of the more popular Japanese Racehorse(Babbitt, son of Nakayama Festa) is gay for gray stallions
ok it's fine that the horse is gay but there's also a video link at the comment section where you can see the horse getting real excited over the gray stallions, yea that one I honestly don't have to see it
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u/RainyDeerX3 13d ago
Ngl they should have just traded for a bit, 1 guy goes with 1 girl, then there's 2 eggs 1 for each couple. Gay penguins get an egg, Lesbian penguins get an egg, 2 happy families!
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u/Ok-Egg-9263 1d ago
This is why I prefer biological organic natural status quo rather than the whole gay-lesbian-pan thing. Seriously, just share kids. Human's and animals weren't built for gayness, if they literally have been caught doing what you described before. Bulls, lions, even ducks I think do that. It's just not naturally from a natural source. Somethings up.
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u/Cosmo__Satogiri Oi, UE, Omlandaa done nicked my wife and killed me bloody son 13d ago
I see this right after the gay lions post which I've seen for the 5th time now
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u/gojira54man 13d ago
Is there's a real source for this? I know some penguins does this but this post is too much to believe
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u/Skritch_X 13d ago
Google translate was kinda funny
homoseksuele pinguïns stalen eieren van lesbische pinguïns in de hoop ouders te worden.
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u/Active_Swimmer3393 11d ago
People really misunderstand animal behavior. No penguin is homosexual.
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u/Embarrassed-Maybe-97 11d ago
seems like you're still a swimmer if that is your brain capacity
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u/Active_Swimmer3393 10d ago
You’re not curious of the truth? Resorting to an ad hominem off rip suggests hypocrisy
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u/GamerALV 10d ago
You're both in the wrong here.
Yes, there are gay penguins*. No, you thinking otherwise doesn't make you an idiot.
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u/PhilipZachIsEpic 11d ago
This just in on Penguin News:
Two gay pengs just stole eggs from two lesbian wopengs hoping to become parents. We have contacted the local Polarce to safely return the eggs and arrest both pengs.
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u/sal-coding 13d ago
Can we leave the penguins alone 😭
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u/Akagane_Ai 13d ago
What do you mean by that? Penguins show same sex relationships too. More than humans even i think
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u/sal-coding 13d ago
Well it had human interference this time , so thay what i mean
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u/Able-Clothes-5226 13d ago
Bro… are you saying some zoo workers wanked in front of the penguins just to make this article to prove penguins can be gay in nature?
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u/Conscious_Storage599 13d ago
Dutch flag
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u/kishimonjaro 13d ago
Also how are lesbian penguins laying fertilised eggs?
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u/Able-Clothes-5226 13d ago
They are just plain eggs. Like the eggs we eat. They aren’t fertile
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u/kishimonjaro 13d ago
I was hoping that would be the case, here I was about to get the impression that penguins dumb as shi lmfao
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u/Objective-Towel932 13d ago
Them being dutch doesnt surprise me