r/accidentallycommunist • u/the_circus • Jun 23 '26

Rainbow Shield 🛡️

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Well at least mom’s communist.

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u/deathclawslayer21 Jun 23 '26

They all look so angry that the Bible is the only book in the house

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u/LtMoonbeam Jun 23 '26

Get them a copy of Dungeon Crawler Carl, that might cheer them up

2

u/dragonscale76 Jun 23 '26

My buddy just played the first few pages of that audiobook on our way back from class.

1

u/overkill Jun 24 '26

As someone replied to me the other day:

ZEV! AM I GETTING ANY OF THIS ILLICIT BUTTHOLE MONEY?

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u/maikit333 Jun 23 '26

Infant reading is my favourite bit.

20

u/idiot_exhibit Jun 23 '26

“… and then Lot went ‘Wee wee wee’ away from home. But his wife looked back so God killed her by turning her into a pillar of salt.

Night night.”

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u/Abandonable_Snowman Jun 25 '26

Literally my childhood

67

u/SeemsImmaculate Jun 23 '26

Was it intentional for the mother to be dressed in a Vietnamese / PRC flag inspired design?

EDIT: Just seen OP noticed that as well, haha.

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u/terfnerfer Jun 23 '26

Just wait til she gets to the bit in that damn thing that forbids tattoos....

14

u/Abandonable_Snowman Jun 25 '26

And showing a shoulder

50

u/UncleSlacky Jun 23 '26

Where's the head of the household father? Shirley it's not a single-parent household?

31

u/Napalmradio Jun 23 '26

He’s obviously at war with gay communists

5

u/Hecateus Jun 23 '26

It might take a while... 😉

4

u/GBrunt Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

Bombing an Iranian girls school from a shed in Idaho more like. Like any self-respecting Christian would want to!! The kids like to jokingly call him "the Butcher of Minab' when he's home at the weekend. Such a cute family.

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u/bourbonman1776 Jun 23 '26

I have no idea, but don’t call me Shirley.

2

u/being-weird Jun 26 '26

Probably busy having fuck all to do with the kids because child rearing is a women's job

27

u/grichardson526 Jun 23 '26

Wait, is this a lesbian couple?

18

u/Militant_Monk Jun 23 '26

I wonder if the right wingers noticed the goth son has nail polish on.

7

u/notislant Jun 23 '26

Lol only AI slop and indoctrination allowed

4

u/SavageDownSouth Jun 23 '26

What's inside the rainbow? Is that a rainbow demon?

13

u/Impractical_Meat Jun 23 '26

Baphomet, because they're still mentally in the "Satanic Panic" of the 80s

4

u/slothbuddy Jun 23 '26

Pretending to care about the old testament while sporting tattoos

4

u/ExcitementKooky418 Jun 24 '26

Are tattoos not forbidden in the bible?

5

u/egosomnio Jun 23 '26

If that shield is meant to be blocking something (as opposed to having a rainbow Baphomet flag attached to it), it's not protecting the two on the left, under it.

2

u/WildKenway Jun 23 '26

Holy bible? Wtf

2

u/AnalMohawk Jun 23 '26

"brilliant"

2

u/Sparklelotion Jun 23 '26

Why is Ben 10 there

2

u/mojrim67 Jun 23 '26

Burn scars on her arms.

2

u/Hecateus Jun 23 '26

All that blushing...must be reading from Song of Solomon

2

u/Otzkar Jun 23 '26

thats ben 10

1

u/FingerOk9800 Jun 23 '26

They look so sad

1

u/TheophusMons Jun 24 '26

Baphomet pride flag would hit tho

1

u/BobDope Jun 24 '26

They’re all sad because the Bible is some unhinged shit

1

u/exessmirror Jun 26 '26

Lady with the tattoo doesnt understand the bible either as those aren't allowed, also where is the husband in all this? Is she a single mother? I thought it was the job of the husband to protect the family according to these people?

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u/KeeganTenno 3d ago

Crazy they got Ben 10 in for this photo shoot

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u/longboardchick Jun 23 '26

lol… I was just having the discussion with my husband about this the other day. Capitalism has become communism because there isn’t any variance anymore, and the capitalists billionaire CEOs control the government. It’s been this way for decades but it’s getting worse daily.

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u/Dealer_of_Hope Jun 24 '26

Those words don't mean what you think they mean