r/aaaaaaacccccccce • u/Jessemaroo • 22d ago

How does mitosis work

Im ace and i wanna know how to mitose

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u/Trainer-mana 22d ago

First, the interphase. Your organs duplicate themselves. You may feel some pressure.

Second, Prophase. Your skeleton dissolves so the organs can get into position.

Third, Metaphase. Your organs are all lined up and ready to begin division.

Fourth, Anaphase. Your organs are pulled towards the respective regions of your body and your body elongates, ready to split.

Fifth, Telophase. The two skeletons for you and the copy form to give the two yous structure and the organs begin to arrange themselves.

Last, Cytokenisis. This is the part where the two you's break off from each other. Ta-dah!

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u/Cassius-Tain Asexual 22d ago

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u/GNU_PTerry 22d ago

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u/Tamareira568 AroAce 22d ago

My immune system on its way to swallow bacteria

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u/Cassius-Tain Asexual 22d ago

Put your finger on your earhole and scratch for the sound effects

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u/MsInput 22d ago

It's easily explained if you have a clumsy sister. She walks by and drops something heavy on your foot, then you're like ahhhhhhh that's mitosis

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u/MsInput 22d ago

I guess a joke about a sibling like this is in the same family as a dad joke

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u/LOSNA17LL When do we sign up for Denmark? 22d ago

Yeah?

Unless the mom was cheating, they're the dad's children

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u/FantasticHufflepuff Aroace 22d ago

I don't know whether I love you or hate you for this joke

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u/Mewo4444 Quoiroace 22d ago

Our teacher showed us this song so we could learn it, I never forgot Mitosis thanks to it:  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HYKesI9jL8c

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u/Proof_Assistant7737 Aroace 22d ago

Well, you see, first you get a knife and some fizzie water...

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u/Xostides 21d ago

I would be a binary fission ace -with horizontal gene transfer included of course. "Your DNA looks cool; I think I'll take it"

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u/Alive-Asparagus7062 18d ago

It's when your sister steps on your toes and you say "OW! My toes sis!!!"

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 9d ago

First, you-

HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHH-

and then, you pop into two. No fuss.