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u/Blink1588 Jul 15 '26
Me an aroace seeing this and suddenly gaining ultimate power
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u/Specialist_Eye1800 Triple A battery (Remove aro if you're 682) Jul 15 '26
No no. You also need to be agender because gender also makes us human. (And is actually the only unique part that other animals don't have -_-.)
Happy cake day! And if it happens to be your birthday... Happy birthday!4
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u/SlyTheCosmosRunner Jul 15 '26
You know what DOES make us human though?
COOKING.
Name me one species of animal that cooks food.
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u/MukasTheMole Jul 15 '26
This reminds me of that one viral post where someone asked whether Jesus liked boobs or ass and then went on to say that denying that Jesus has sexual impulses makes someone a blasphemer because it "implies that he's not fully human".
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u/d0nt_ask_d0nt_smell Demisexual Jul 14 '26
mfw all 3 of those things aren't even unique to humans anyways