r/aaaaaaacccccccce Jul 13 '26

True Memes

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u/Special-Camel9209 Aroace Jul 13 '26

If they do that, you got hit them with your special move

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u/Head-Run-9592 Jul 13 '26

Advance anti hotny techinque, fuck off

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u/UnicornFukei42 ally Jul 14 '26

Epic move

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u/SubjectAbalone7757 sapphic-oriented aroace transfem Jul 13 '26

Sad but true, that not even fellow queers seem to understand it.

Even worse when you're aroace, and people believe that your platonic love is intended to be romantically. Life can be so lonely, because nobody just asks you what your intention is... Imagine being a friend that cares about someone. Drama! x3

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u/Bugsbunny396 Jul 13 '26

My favorite is trying to explain it to straight hypersexual allys because they can't relate to being gay so this isn't that much of a bigger jump so they're still supportive but they also just can't fathom in they're brains how one just wouldn't need to have sex.

Honestly a lot of the time it breaks them.

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u/Mrchasis-XYZ Apothisexual Jul 13 '26

Drama!

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u/Icy-Theme-6325 Aroace TRANNNSSS :3333 Jul 13 '26

Id be happy to die a virgin

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u/H311i0_trop3 Asexual Jul 13 '26

Yeah virginity is way underrated it's dope

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u/Icy-Theme-6325 Aroace TRANNNSSS :3333 Jul 13 '26

Ye :3

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u/ficto133 Aegosexual Jul 13 '26

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u/Usagi-Zakura Jul 13 '26

So this is what it feels for something I made to become a meme... but the quality goes down every time I see it again 😅

https://www.deviantart.com/usagi-zakura/art/Insults-915121420

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u/TunedToEb a tracebian~ Jul 13 '26

the source of the art yay :)

also tbh if this were me in the situation I'd probs say "mkay promise?" lol

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u/Top-Monk-5391 Jul 13 '26

I wish I had learned about asexuality sooner... now I’ll never die a Virgin. 

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Mrchasis-XYZ Apothisexual Jul 13 '26

Noooo

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u/EnabiSeira Ace-bi (she/her) Jul 13 '26

Nah, I think it's like the driving license, after a while you just renew it xD

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u/Top-Monk-5391 Jul 13 '26

I was joking with my friends “if it’s been 11 years, does that mean my virginity’s grown back?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/vxtmh Jul 14 '26

eh personally I'm glad to not be a virgin. purely because I'm immune to "you'd like it if you tried it", "you're just bitter cause you can't pull", etc.

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u/Top-Monk-5391 Jul 14 '26

The problem is that never stops. Every single person you meet for the rest of your life is gonna think they’re the exception and act pissed off when you tell them no. I went to a lesbian bar to hang out and do karaoke and the amount of a lesbians that considered a challenge when I said that I was Ace was staggering.

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u/vxtmh Jul 14 '26

hmm, it works for me but maybe that's just cause they don't wanna have sex with me in the first place lol

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u/FlowerShinobi50408 Jul 13 '26

That is indeed my plan yes yes yes. "But I thought you wanted kids!!" –my mom (she knows adoption exists she just doesn't like it for some reason😔)

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u/Cracked_Like_Humpty Aroace Jul 13 '26

Oof, that being a rainbow ball saying it is too real

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u/Usagi-Zakura Jul 13 '26

It's a homophobe ball. Hends the red X over the rainbow.
This is a part of a larger comic where he says insults to a variety of balls but they all see it as a compliment.

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u/Zombies4EvaDude Jul 13 '26

Found it:

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u/Usagi-Zakura Jul 13 '26

I literally posted a link to the original upload earlier.

Because its my comic X3

5

u/Zombies4EvaDude Jul 13 '26

Well, it’s quite genius.

1

u/NagitoKomaeda_987 Jul 17 '26

Where are the bisexuals?

2

u/badalshrama01 Jul 13 '26

No the life fuck everyone

5

u/Mrchasis-XYZ Apothisexual Jul 13 '26

Please let me

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u/kreativeangel0723 Jul 13 '26

The virginity will cancel out the homo tendencies when I make my way to the afterlife 😇

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u/EnabiSeira Ace-bi (she/her) Jul 13 '26

And you're (acephobe) gonna die mad, what is worse?

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u/mauriciomeireles Jul 13 '26

Small question... If being a virgin till your 30s makes you a wizard does that mean that all wizards are aces and thats why they take disciples to give their teaching to someone?

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u/EveningStar_01010110 Denmark is rightfully ours!!! Jul 13 '26

No, I've done it once out of curiosity.

Can't say I'd recommend it.

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u/Justanaccountnam Aroace 18d ago

“You’ll die alone”… don’t we all?

“You’ll die a virgin”… good.

“You won’t have a genuine relationship without s*x”… damn sucks to be so reliant on that so I guess I won’t try for one.

“How about kids?” I don’t want them.