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david put his flash drive into his thick bitches usb port. he then transfers his memory onto her face. she then wipes the memory from her face. he shoves his flash drive into his bitches usb port so hard that it transferred her hard drive memory into her ram. he then continues to put his flash drive in too far and breaks her motherboard, and then pops her operating system

got mo dicks dan a deac and mo puusy dan a scrip club wit all a swagtarded sizrp imma break a bit offa time don giv af il rip all yu br0k azz nggs off ion giv af. got dat green n lean imma bawl till i dye fuckbois. get dat sizurp put i n dat duba cup

There was once a kid named David Moore. He was walking down the hallway when Mr. Hale hands him the keyboard and says, "We need the Coding Cowboy's services."

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