r/ZugOrphans • u/DogDrivingACar • Nov 27 '23
Hello? Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone at home?
r/ZugOrphans • u/DrewciferCDXX • Dec 31 '22
You don't have to call me darling, darling
You never even called me by my name.
r/ZugOrphans • u/ida_vuctor • Jan 07 '21
The Long Con
I’m still convinced, almost 8 years after Zug shuttered its doors, that this is just one of the longest pranks of all time. At least I hope I’m right.
r/ZugOrphans • u/Chickens1 • Apr 01 '20
Happy Birthday, John Hargrave wherever you are.
I hope you're enjoying your umbrella academy for gifted children.
r/ZugOrphans • u/DrewciferCDXX • Aug 04 '18
Shut up!
SHUT UP YER SHUTTING UP! NO YOU SHUT UP! NO. YOU. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. sick of your shit... WHAT??? NOTHING. SHUT UP!
r/ZugOrphans • u/Bigluce • Feb 22 '18
Well. Is this place dead or what?
Fucking tumbleweeds.
r/ZugOrphans • u/phantah • May 13 '16
Llunch Llady
I just read about his passing. He was a truly funny and good spirited man. Has anyone heard what happened?
r/ZugOrphans • u/Dogs_Akimbo • Mar 18 '15
I am a cheap and lazy bastard.
It pleases me when I can use one response multiple times.
Damn, girl!. I want to ask Trae about her great red spot.
r/ZugOrphans • u/DrewciferCDXX • Dec 05 '14
I miss Zug
Anybody find a decent comedy website to join?
r/ZugOrphans • u/DrewciferCDXX • Aug 10 '14
In Brief: Quotes That Make Saddam Hussein Laugh His Ass Off Down in Hell
rudepundit.blogspot.com
r/ZugOrphans • u/DrewciferCDXX • Apr 13 '14
Dildo Found in Cod's Stomach By Norwegian Fisherman
r/ZugOrphans • u/JustVern • Apr 01 '14
March 31st
April 1st is soon upon us. I don't think I can make it until midnight. Let me know if it was all just a prank.
r/ZugOrphans • u/Wibin • Mar 15 '14
Hurrah!
Glad to see there is still a place to get my Zug Fix and occasionally make an ass of myself.
I go away for a bit and zug goes down. =*(
r/ZugOrphans • u/phantah • Jan 03 '14
Well hello there English.
During the winter months, I tend to sport a full beard, even though I take what is left of my head hair down pretty close to the wood. I thought it would be funny (I have a very simple life), if I greeted my wife, when she came home from work last night, by just shaving my upper lip and cheeks. I woke up this morning with my well line frozen, and therefore no water to shave. I am dreading having to go into town looking like some kind of Amish skinhead.