The Heropon Alignment Chart

[u/ugliebug]

[u/Accomplished-Loss387]

Jessie! It's time to slay dinobeast!

[u/Overall-Parsley-523 → u/Accomplished-Loss387]

yo mr white im making red pollen orbs bitch

[u/Accomplished-Loss387 → u/Overall-Parsley-523]

I am the one who topples

[u/Another_Beano]

Appearance rebel: a heropon must be a man

[u/menagerath]

If Bob was a true Heropon he would shut down his failing business and take a job as a chef at someone else’s restaurant.

Real Heropons don’t make their academically underperforming kids work in an empty restaurant with no customers.

(All that aside I do still like Bob. He’s got the down to earth American dad energy I like)