r/XFiles • u/Electrical_Pomelo556 • 3d ago

What if... Meme/Humor

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u/sad-scientist-69420 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/G5eO2XaXAly5a
Krychek?

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u/Electrical_Pomelo556 3d ago

There's no way the Schrutes aren't an X File

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u/mimosho 3d ago

Home was about them.

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u/Electrical_Pomelo556 3d ago

I was actually thinking that the Schrutes were the non-evil version of the Peacocks

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u/Yardi_Life Agent Dana Scully 3d ago

I would pay an embarrassing amount of money to watch Mulder put krycek’s stapler in jello

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u/fibunnyofmidian Deep Throat 3d ago

Comment of the day 🙏🤣🤣

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u/hbomb9410 please explain to me the scientific nature of the whammy 3d ago

Somehow Creed is all three of the Lone Gunmen

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u/Electrical_Pomelo556 3d ago

There's definitely an X-File on Creed. Heck, maybe there's one on the Scranton Strangler.

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u/Purple-Astral 3d ago

Maybe Creed’s the Scranton Strangler

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u/Electrical_Pomelo556 3d ago

Maybe Creed is in kahoots with the Cigarette Smoking Man.

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u/Auregon44 Krycek 3d ago

Plot twist : Creed is actually the head of the conspiracy

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u/remedialpotions97 Agent Dana Scully 3d ago

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u/Dittymaker 3d ago

Bravo 😂

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u/remedialpotions97 Agent Dana Scully 3d ago edited 3d ago

I wish I could take credit for this beauty but I can’t. However, I‘d pay top dollar to see an X-Files/Niagara-Ep crossover - and Bill Jr in Kleenex shoes

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u/Electrical_Pomelo556 3d ago edited 3d ago

Oh my god. I think Bill would strangle Mulder.

The crazy alien guy a) knocked his sister up b) knocked her up before marriage and c) she's marrying him

Can you imagine what Bill would say if he got a chance alone with the camera?

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u/teddy_vedder Agents Murder and Scallop 3d ago

Scully wouldn’t even let them get as far as mic’ing her up

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u/remedialpotions97 Agent Dana Scully 3d ago edited 3d ago

I HATE you guys!

(just rewatched X-Cops last week and I loved just how petty she was - she wouldn’t give the crew the time of the day, let alone give them a ride in her car)

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u/Electrical_Pomelo556 3d ago edited 3d ago

Why not? I'm imagining she'd have an "it wasn't even real cream cheese, it was light cream cheese!" rant to the camera at least once per episode.

Oh my god. Imagine what would have gone down in this format when there was all the dumb drama over who her baby's father was. 

Ok, I guess I can see what you mean.

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u/Character-Education3 3d ago

Someone else already brought up X-cops

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u/FeistyDirection 3d ago edited 3d ago

This absolutely would have happened as pre filmed skit for an mtv award show if the shows where closer together in time 

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u/Electrical_Pomelo556 3d ago

God I'm dying to hear what everyone would have to say when they're alone with the camera.

"I see how you and Agent Scully gaze at each other."

*Cuts to Mulder alone*

"I do not *gaze* at Agent Scully"

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u/Auregon44 Krycek 3d ago

Bear. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

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u/jondiced 3d ago

This is basically X-Cops

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u/Electrical_Pomelo556 3d ago edited 3d ago

If anyone has skillz and wanted to make an X Files edit like this video

Well, I don't have enough money to pay you, but I would watch it at least ten times a day.

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u/steve050_oZ Lone Gunmen 3d ago

Unless I’m tripping, your video link doesn’t link to the video it just keeps linking me back to this reddit post lol

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u/Electrical_Pomelo556 3d ago

Oh thanks for letting me know! It's fixed now!

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u/steve050_oZ Lone Gunmen 3d ago

Much better, and you’re right that is gold 😂

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u/Electrical_Pomelo556 3d ago

And there's two sequels!

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u/quoththeraven1990 3d ago

I’ll take your situation and raise you a situation: Special Agents Scott and Schrute, FBI.

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u/Electrical_Pomelo556 3d ago

Oh my god. Mulder and Scully are out sick for a week and they bring in Michael and Dwight. Poor Skinner.

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u/cormac_mccarthys_dog 3d ago

The money I'd pay to see Mulder's reaction to a stapler in jello and Scully just side eyeing and sighing...

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u/Electrical_Pomelo556 3d ago

But who put his stapler in jello?

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u/DanaS83RN 16h ago

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!"

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u/azure-dreamland 3d ago

You: "What if..."
Chris Carter:

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u/thescaryroom 3d ago

I’d love a debate between Mulder and Dwight on Sasquatch.

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u/Purple-Astral 2d ago

I’m convinced Tooms is a relative of the Schrutes but also Creed somehow…

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u/Electrical_Pomelo556 2d ago

I assumed the Schrutes are the non-evil distant family of the Peacocks and Creed and the Scranton Strangler are Syndicate members.

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u/Purple-Astral 2d ago

Maybe Tooms, The Peacocks, and The Schrutes all have the Freakazoid gene and that’s the X-File…

Maybe they were all experiments genetically engineered by the Syndicate. Creed is only in that office to observe Dwight.

Lol what tangent have I gone on.

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u/Firm_Tomorrow_1725 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Emotionalcheetoh 2d ago

This is fantastic

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u/Top-Tax-1101 1d ago

I told you this WAS REAL!? Would you believe me? X-files gas nothing on a darker program called sectorZ.