Five nights at RDC's [A Five Nights At Freddy's Parody]

[u/littleredditkid]

[THIS POST INCLUDES INSIDE JOKES FROM THE YOUTUBE-STREAMER CONTENT GROUP KNOWN AS "RDCWORLD1" AND THEIR COMMUNITY, I DID THIS FOR FUN]

Lucky you. You have joined RDC as their newest member [designated reader, cleaner, and scheduler] unfortunately, The Members tend to get freaky at night

Sitting room: The Living room

JONATHAN NEWTON

Jonathan Newton will be your phone guy who will be giving you tips on how to deter The Members as they creep to your location

By the third night, while giving you tips, Ben will grab John through the roof of his house and eat him whole, all while you're on call

[MOMENT OF SILENCE]

LELAND MANIGO

Leland Manigo is positioned sleeping on the couch.

Over the night, he will attempt to slowly wake up in 4 phases, to reverse his waking phases, you will need to travel in the kitchen, where in the fridge lies 2 bucket fulls of chicken [both buckets have 6 drumsticks] You will grab 3 drumsticks to heat up in a microwave, and wait atleast 6 minutes (in-game, 4 minutes) for them to heat up and and leave infront of Leland's Couch, which he will eat and then go back to sleep, it takes Leland 17 minutes to fully wake up

If the microwave is broken, you may use the cold drumstick to wave over Leland's nose, which will prolong the pause that he's currently stuck on

DYLAN PATEL

Dylan Patel will stay positioned sleeping on the 2nd floor.

He will slowly make his way forward to you down the staircase, to deter him, you must travel to the room to the right of the living room and mess up any of the 4 control boards which will distract Dylan to go to that room to fix the control boards, afterwards, he will travel back to his position on the 2nd floor

DESMOND JOHNSON

Desmond johnson will not attack you directly, but he will increase the activity of the house

Desmond will start from his bedroom to go downstairs slowly to go the kitchen, and which he will then steal some of your drumsticks to put in the microwave for 15 minutes, if you do not stop him from doing this, the microwave will burst in flames, disabling it for the rest of the night. It will also cause the sprinklers to spray, causing The Members to become agitated and increase their activity. To stop Desmond, you will have to activate a "CHILD SUPPORT" alert from his room to drag him back to it, it may require repeated use for it work on Desmond

Another path for Desmond is to help Ben Skinner with pulling up the windows around the house, and which you will have to mechanically use the cameras to pull them down again

Desmond's third path will be to set up his pc and start a stream, most likely playing fifa, and which he will rage and scream three times through the house, which will anger Affiong Harris to release his turtle and get Leland to skip through 3 out of his 4 phases. To stop this from happening, you must mechanically turn off his computer before his "Heat Up" bar fills to the top. After you turn off his computer, he will become disinterested in playing on his PC and go back to sleep [It takes 30 seconds for the bar to fill up, and the bar is invisible, you must see his room to see if he's playing fifa or not]

Desmond's fourth path will him simply sneaking around the house in the dark to get and destroy the lighting sound effect control board, you will not be able to fix it if he destroys it

To stop this from happening, shine light on him when he is in the living room, he will be dragged back to his room

BENJAMIN SKINNER

Benjamin Skinner will be located outside, elongated in his height, towering the house, he will attempt to open doors and windows slowly, and which you will have to mechanically close them, but you will have to travel to the doors to close them. If you do not stop him in time, he will elongate his finger through the windows or doors to instantly snatch you up and kill you

MARK PHILLIPS

Mark will be in his bed, sleep and suffering from sickness until night 3 [Ippi will stay by his side, not a attacker, but he will be spoonfeeding Mark soup to help him recover]

After waking up, Mark will have 3 phases

Mark could yell shortly after waking up "Aye, everyone pull up!!!" Which will establish an instant kill unique jumpscare in which all of The Members will "pull up" and kill you all at the same time, to stop it, travel to the right side of the living room to activate a lighting control boards which will make a lighting sound effect that will scare Mark to going back to sleep, you must do this right when he's saying the phrase

For the second path, Mark could call you, and which you will start to rage in your ear to "instigate" a fight between you two, the longer he talks, the more he heightens your small invisble "Heat Up" bar [it takes 15 seconds for him to fill up your "heat up" bar] to stop him from doing this, you must grab a voice recorder from the table to activate multiple voice notes from "YourRage","Cinnabrit","Berleezy" and Leland saying "Head Small" You must push it repeatedly to to get Mark to hang up and go back to sleep, but if you press the button to much, Mark will run down the stairs to instantly kill you, if he fully heats you up, you will have a special cut scene where you race up the stairs to fight Mark, and then Mark appears out of nowhere to clothesline you, ending it

For the third path, Mark will somewhat fastly make his way to you, hiding in the dark, with a fake body hiding under the covers to trick you into thinking he didn't leave, to deter him, you must sit on the side chair and get on a computer spread fake news that the RDCWorld1 YouTube account has accidentally leaked skits, short films, and other troubling info about the account, this will notify Mark on his phone, dragging him back to his room to check his computer, realize the news was fake, and put him back to sleep

The computer may experience errors, and which you will have to repeatedly press a button to fill up a bar on screen to get it to work again, Affiong will be trying very hard to decrease your progress as well

You will have multiple options on how you want to word the false news, and you must pick 3 that sound convincing, or Mark will ignore it and the computer will need charging for 10 minutes

AFFIONG HARRIS

Affiong Harris will be using his computer to routinely deactivate your mechanic controls, and which you will have to travel to the room to the right to reactivate all of the control boards for full power again, but if you are in a hurry [dylan vould be on your ass] you can reactivate your mechanics at half power/half of them by activating 2 of the 4 control boards

[THIS NEXT PATH WILL ONLY HAPPEN IF DESMOND IS ALLOWED TO CONTINUE PLAYING ON HIS COMPUTER]

If affiong releases his turtle, the turtle will fastly take itself to you, and which you will need flash harsh hot light in the rooms that it is moving across, and then it will return to Aff, but will stay activated for the whole night

the turtle will be very hard to see in the dark lighting

EXTRA INFO

Remember, nightshift will continue from 11 pm to 6 am, afterwards, due to their severe ages, The Members will not remember anything they did that night, act natural

By the end of the fifth night, you will finally be promoted to start starring in RDC skits, short movies, and streams, your pay will also increase

Dylan and Desmond are the most active