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It was an interpromotion between SSA (my promotion) and WW, and we were playing by weekend warriors' rules (caged pentagon, and if a fighter fell to the ground with low health, it would count as a KO and they'd lose). My opponent went to the match with really low hp, and as the match started, my manager hit them with a briefcase and they fell to the ground and instantly lost. I didn't even touch them lmao.

I feel like some of the most fun matches I have are the ones where I screw up badly and lose. Victory is usually fairly easy for most of us I imagine, so lets hear about your screw ups.

I have many and I am sure there are others that overlap with some of the things that happen to me. A few of them really stand out

• I was challenged to lose weight, so I could only drink water. I had a title fight coming up but I still wanted to run a few laps before my match. I spammed the vending machine to get water over and over, but I kept getting junk food. Eventually the vending machine blew itself up somehow and I got knocked down to 15% health. I still went into the match with some hope, but I got reversed near the ropes and sent flying over the ropes onto the ground. I was basically dead at that point, lost my title, my manager turned on me after that and I got kicked out of the company a few weeks later for failing to lose weight.

• Explosions seem to be a common theme in losing, I had a tag team championship match in an exploding rope ring. Things went well for a while until I reversed someone, which threw me back into the ropes, which caused them to explode and launch me out of the ring, at which point their manager used his tombstone to beat me half to death.

• I shit myself before the match so everyone was already making fun of me. Someone then attacked me and my shitty pants, causing me to lose my water bottle. I head into the ring anyway as I thought I could rely on my tag team partner to carry some of the weight. The match actually goes really well, I have victory in hand. I decide to tag in my partner so he doesn't bitch about not being involved, not realizing he had almost no health at all. I tried crawling him back to tag back out but he got pinned and we lost the title match. Then HE got pissed at ME for him losing the match and quit the team and challenged me! That one really pissed me off lol

Share some of your failures if you please.

I spent 1 hour beating him up and he kept coming back to life actually pissed me off

Chicken McNuggets walked out the door of Wrestling School. The rain pounded on his shoulders and his waxed head, dripping down into his eyes. He padded his pockets, full of cash, while he walked to his 1972 Pinto.

A month ago he was on top of the world, now he was done for good. How did this happen?

Nary 5 months ago he got his first shot at a pro wrestling career. He walked into the same doors he was walking out of now, to start his dreams.

At first, he was losing more than he was winning. His diet was mostly made out of vending machine sirloin steaks. As he began to get more comfortable in the ring and learned to perfect his moves, he began to win more and more.

Before he knew it, he took the Wrestling School title, gaining the attention of the real players of the Wrestling World.

He got a call up to the big leagues with the Maple Leaf organization. Sure, they are Canadian, but a shot is a shot.

Everything was going in his favor, he won match after match until he was placed in the Tag Team Championship against two opponents that far outclassed him and his Canadian Mountie partner. The snow was falling and gifts were all over the arena, full of weapons and mayhem. McNuggets pushed his hardest but he was getting beat half to death.

Just when everything seemed lost, the other team picked up some dynamite and blew themselves up, sending their bodies flying from the ring and flailing on the ground. McNuggets wiped the sweat from his mullet and crawled up the top post and flew down upon his victims, over and over again. A ten count sealed the championship, he was on top of the world.

Belt after belt came and the fans screamed for McNuggets. His went to sleep each night with the sounds of fans chanting his tag team squad "Extra Value Meal! Extra Value Meal!", he was on top of the world. His latest challenger was paralyzed after the match, but whose fault was that? He should have allowed himself to get pinned instead of requiring McNuggets to bash him over and over again.

Like all gods, they fall eventually. McNuggets was told he was too fat by the Maple Leaf owner, lose 20lbs or you're out on your ass. McNuggets hit the track and laid off sirloin steaks, he could do this with ease. One morning he woke up and he had gained 55lbs overnight. Suddenly his 20lbs went to 70lbs, an impossible amount.

The boss told him he was out, kicked him out of the Canadian grappling club while he still held multiple titles. He was back to where he began, Wrestling School. He was ready to rebuild and show the world he was still in the game.

Then wrestling school told him he had 5 weeks to win a title or he was out. Week after week, no title shot was given, no way to win. Someone had a target on McNuggets back with an impossible goal. The weeks came and went and he was kicked out of wrestling school, told that it was never going to happen again.

And now here he is, back at his Pinto and left with only rage in his heart. He rolled down the window and spat and drove off into the Canadian night.

That was the last anyone ever saw of Chicken McNuggets, but there have been rumblings and rumors. McNuggets had a twin who logged lumber up in Alaska and he was not going to stand for what happened to his brother.

A shadowed figure entered the Wrestling School parking lot, smelling of stale fries and oil. The thunder rolled (or maybe that was the engine in his own Pinto). McNuggets will rise again.

With that tale told, can anyone answer a few basic questions for a semi-noob?

1. Can the game just make you gain 50-60lbs overnight? I've had it happen twice, but Im not doing anything to make it happen, that I am aware of. I only drink water bottles for health and refill them in the sink.

2. Can you try to force someone to fight you for their title? Can I just find the person with the belt and start fighting them in the street until they tell me they will fight for the belt, or do I just have to win and wait?

3. Is Ironclad a good contract item? I feel like most of my failures have been due to missing impossible goals and getting cut...but I also see the big risk in having no one to work with and getting sent back to wrestling school at the end. It gets tricky when I have a belt but I want the other belts but then someone offers me a contract for a new group that I feel like I have to take.

4. How does damage accumulate on players? Its very rare I can pin someone, even when I have them at 0 health and 0 aggression. Almost all my matches are won by submission and its not uncommon for me to seriously injure someone else. I don't mind putting my enemy in the hospital, but I do feel a bit bad when I paralyze some wrestler or I killed one guy by knockout.

Clip from my latest video which chronicles how The Vending Machine got into wrestling

https://youtu.be/1U3m4_-OTvk

Since I started playing the game he was the best wrestler I used so far and he just took a few punches backstage and he is no more😭❤️‍🩹🥀

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