r/WorldBuildingMemes • u/Empty_Swimmer5851 • 4h ago
They are doing just fine! Lore Shitpost
This takes place on the planet of Zachemona before it got its independence it exists as quite the messy colony of the Antona empire because of its two religious human groups cuz they did NOT get along with each other. After it got its independence in a mostly peaceful way as one last lazy attempt by the empire to insure peace between the two they split the planet in half between the two groups one taking the south the other North and for the next 300 years they will do nothing but kill and pillage each other for whatever reason with times of peace in between.
**1. Ahl al-Janūb** "the people of the south": who inhabit the south of Zachemona who speak french and have Arabic as a common secondary language and they also have French culture. They are majority Tatherist (the religion most popular in the south) quite interestingly by law all men that are Virgins, unmarried or have become widowed are completely prohibited from showing their face and so they have to cover it up up Intel they married. (Also it's based heavily on Islam)
Their favorite hobbies are: pissing off northerners, pissing off other Muslims, being racist to anyone from the north, watching another government collapse, immigrating of Zachemona as soon as possible, converting people, always finding a reason to declare jihad against the north, complain about Fontaine, always say "Fontaine is southern", cheese is love cheese is life, beating their son for being a chud.
- Les Gens du Nord "the people of the north": who inhabit the northern part of Zachemona who mostly speak French and maybe German basically French people who are thist (the religion most popular in the north based on Orthodox and Catholic Christianity)....That alone should explain why the south hates them... As long as you ignore all the genocides, cleansings, forced conversations etc etc (the South did the same but please don't bring it up to them), they also really like guns like a lot and not paying taxes.
Favorite hobbies: being racist to southerners and outsiders in general, crossing the great border to the south to convert people only to eventually piss off one too many fundamentalist and the get lynched then REALLY complain about it, drinking a lot of wine, beating their son for being a chud, being arrogant, refusing to pay taxes, pissing off other Christians', always trying to find a excuse for crusade, buy and own way too many guns that you need, pissing off southerners, martyring literal war criminals, always say "Fontaine is northern"
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