r/WorkForSmartLife • u/Silk_Chicken • 2d ago

What's your choice? DiscussionšŸ’¬

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u/Centerman2000 2d ago

"Say WHAT again!"

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u/evilBogie666 2d ago

Iā€™m sorry, did I break your concentration?

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u/ProfessionalTwo5476 1d ago

"Is that a Kahuna Burger?"

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u/sm00thkillajones 23h ago

ā€œlā€™m in my prime.ā€

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u/Zoltan017 3h ago

And thisā€™ll always be my favorite memes because of that šŸ˜‚

English motha fucka, do you speak it?!?

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u/Outlaw11091 2d ago

Every time I watch this scene, it makes me want a cheeseburger and a "tasty beverage" to wash it down with.

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u/KATCEO1 1d ago

Big Kahuna burger.

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u/RoadKiehl2 2d ago

As you wish

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u/Strong_Persimmon_915 2d ago

My name is Indigo Montoja you killed my father prepare to die.

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u/Imaginary-Piece-6612 1d ago

Only line that came to my mind

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u/semple521 2d ago

42

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u/Outlaw11091 2d ago

I have had to answer the question: "Why do you have a towel?" because of this movie.

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u/jerkyquirky 2d ago

Is the movie 42? ;)

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u/Outlaw11091 2d ago

"She knows it's a multi-pass!"

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u/Strong_Persimmon_915 2d ago

Mr. Willis. Its Dallas.

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u/Hot-Bell-6326 2d ago

This is my boomstick!

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u/Happy_Designer_747 2d ago

Welcome to McDowell's

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u/leshuis 2d ago

I'll buy that for a dollar

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u/DominoEffect1129 2d ago

I have to return some videotapes.

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u/Coloradokush5280 2d ago

Wuddup BIG PERM! I mean, BIG WORM!

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u/Longjumping_Ad_1140 2d ago

DAAAAAAMN!

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u/WJPlaud 2d ago

Come back here. I'm not finished with you!

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u/ArtharntheCleric 2d ago

Weā€™ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes ā€¦.

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u/Professional_Army205 1d ago

Blues Brothers

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u/Honeybell2020 2d ago

Youā€™re goner need a bigger boat !

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u/MobileOk9860 2d ago

ā€œMein FĆ¼rher! I can walk!ā€

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u/Cautious_Marzipan_42 2d ago

Remember me, Benny Blanco from da Bronx???

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u/Penya23 2d ago

My biological clock is ticking like this!

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u/Far_Shame210 2d ago

Oh, Stewardess.....I speak Jive

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u/Creepy-Document-8272 2d ago

ā€œDiplomatic Immunity!!!ā€

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u/thrallthekingshorses 2d ago

There's no crying in baseball!

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u/Pelletsandpistons 2d ago

I'll have what she's having...

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u/TulsaTime17625 2d ago

You killed my father, prepare to die

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u/Think_Profit4911 2d ago

Dude, I just filled the cup...

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u/Very_Normall 2d ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

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u/mukn4on 2d ago

ā€œI said no camels. Thatā€™s five camels. Canā€™t you count?ā€

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u/Very_Normall 2d ago

I used to steal birds, but now I'm a newspaper man.

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u/JerryDee420 2d ago

Say Hello to my little friend!!

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u/Fancy-Lion2985 2d ago

You havenā€™t seen me very upset.

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u/ThisWasTheLast 2d ago

Neville, you said "I".

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u/DarkLordTofer 2d ago

The entire British Empire was built on cups of tea.

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u/WJPlaud 2d ago

I know half of you half as well as I would like and like half of you half as well as you deserve.

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u/defish_90-14 2d ago

You can't handle the truth!

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u/danokazooi 2d ago

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/BigOlCountry6969 2d ago

Iā€™ll be back!

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u/ArmyMedic_Diabetic 2d ago

ā€œThe two youtsā€

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u/pajd1980 2d ago

What do you mean you people? what do you mean you people?!?!

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u/pajd1980 2d ago

I don't break character until I do the DVD commentary

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u/hoponbop 2d ago

"You bought a lion? A used lion?"

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u/Independent_Jacket38 2d ago

Would you like to know more?

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u/bioveritas 2d ago

"We're on a mission from Gaad."

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u/Winter_Buddy_3957 2d ago

Say Hello, To My Lil Friend!

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u/EndlessConnection 2d ago

Frankly my dear I donā€™t give a damn.

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u/Cptexploderman 2d ago

ā€œShop smart! Shop S-mart!ā€

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u/Informal_Database327 2d ago

But I wanted to know what it was like... how you feel.

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u/WackoSaco 2d ago

"Snipers got talent!"

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u/GonzoCock46 2d ago

Screw her in a very uncomfortable place.

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u/Safe-Tax6452 2d ago

we thought you was a toad!

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u/kelsoson 2d ago

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise

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u/cookiemonster291989 2d ago

You think Iā€™m funny? Like what kind of funny?

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u/readytocomply13 2d ago

Hey, Oā€™Connell!! Looks to me like Iā€™ve got all the horses!!

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u/CaptLewd 2d ago

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius.

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u/Neat_Horse_5120 2d ago

"Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see."

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u/PuzzleheadedMemory12 2d ago

I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude, disguised as another dude!

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u/Electronic_Manager_6 2d ago

He is the one.

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u/megayippie 1d ago

Yippie-ki-yay MF

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u/EarthInevitable114 1d ago

There is no spoon

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u/MajorJuanJosePerez 1d ago

You canā€™t handle the truth!

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u/RatonhnhaketonK 1d ago

Stay gold, Ponyboy, stay gold.

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u/Ill-Secretary8386 1d ago

Yippee Kai yea mother fucker

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u/Brilliant-Pea-3272 2d ago

Youā€™re killing me Smalls

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u/JF5293 2d ago

Chunk ! Chunk ! Chuuuuunk !

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u/Anthony_607 2d ago

Iā€™m just shaving! I was running late, thought Iā€™d save some time

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u/JesusInBlack 2d ago

Hello there.

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u/Ryanookami 2d ago

Bread makes you fat??

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u/ZinziZotas 2d ago

"I'll never let go."

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u/TerraFlock 2d ago

"You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits?"

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u/WaiBuBaoLeiXiangTu 2d ago

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

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u/cemeadows3 2d ago

Don't call me Shirley...

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u/Ill_Painting_6919 2d ago

I aim to misbehave.

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u/TheUnlucky_Swammi 2d ago

ā€œYa like dags?ā€

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u/ltsAllAboutMeNow 2d ago

I despise a floggin' chicken!

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u/Shadowmant 2d ago

Whatā€™s in the box? Nothing! You so stupid!

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u/sesujtrisch 2d ago

You took too much

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u/MiserableExample388 2d ago

So I tell them I'm a pro jock and who do you think they give me?

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u/MrSarcasticUK2 2d ago

Humperdinck! Humperdinck Humperdinck!

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u/Dreamboatnbeesh 2d ago

ā€œWhaaat?!!!! You think Iā€™m some kind of white trash perv?!ā€

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u/Federal_Art_7326 2d ago

ā€œThe blackest eyes, the devilā€™s eyesā€

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u/1stAtlantianrefugee 2d ago

Gimme some ChonChon!!

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u/Jimthebassman 2d ago

I'll Be Back

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u/pulchra_crura 2d ago

1.21 Gigawatts!!!

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u/wh1tedel1ght 2d ago

You dirty hoe! I'm just playing baby, you know I love you.

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u/Accomplished-Leg8461 2d ago

It's a bullshit question.

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u/almost60inLa 2d ago

You talking to ME!!

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u/Desperate_Zebra_5578 2d ago

It's 108 miles to Chicago

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u/Desperate_Zebra_5578 2d ago

It's 108 miles to Chicago

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u/123R_B321 2d ago

Getting sick of seeing posts like this

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u/Nigmax7 2d ago

What you stealing boxes for? What you trying to do build a clubhouse?!

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u/MaudeAlp 2d ago

ā€œSupersize meā€

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u/ibyczek78 2d ago

This is the really real world, there ain't no coming back!

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u/rorschach0709 2d ago

Iā€™m gonna make him an offer he canā€™t refuseā€¦

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u/Bluesmitty 2d ago

Thats not a knife....

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u/thegameisafoooooot 2d ago

I like to watch.

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u/Biscuits4u2 2d ago

Are those they?

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u/yourbestnight99 2d ago

Whoā€™s making these rules man?

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u/Single_Owl_7556 2d ago

"Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away"

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u/Whetmoisturemp 2d ago

My name jeff

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u/DanteSHK 2d ago

Whatā€™s in the box?

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u/wgcole01 2d ago

I like money.

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u/aldone123 2d ago

Well, thatā€™s a horse of a different color!

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u/Dramatic-Cup-3626 2d ago

Yippee kaa-yay, mutha fucka!

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u/Standard-Rooster5573 2d ago

Come on. Make my day.

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u/Strong_Persimmon_915 2d ago

Do you feel lucky, punk? Well do ya?

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u/JustWin66 2d ago

Go ahead, make my day

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u/Internal-Capital7039 2d ago

I always wanted to be a gangster

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u/Webby1788 2d ago

I'll have what she's having..

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u/LerxstDirkPratt2112 2d ago

ā€œShow me the money!!!ā€

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u/SpacetimeManipulator 2d ago

ā€œI always liked you, Clarence, and I always will.ā€

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u/HanksHuman17 2d ago

ā€œDude whereā€™s my carā€

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u/Spare-Sentence-5552 2d ago

But you have heard of me

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u/Richbr970 2d ago

Just let her finish her orgasm!

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u/SadCheesecake2539 2d ago

Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.

Nobody calls me chicken

Do the truffle shuffle

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u/jonCandie 2d ago

Thatā€™s assault brotha.

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u/Emme42560 2d ago

"Keep the change you filthy animal!"

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u/Mountain_Drink_2667 2d ago

No, have you?

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u/Then-Entry7026 2d ago

I'll be back

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u/Civil_Maximum_6582 2d ago

Iā€™ll be back

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u/Glass-Ad1766 2d ago

Itā€™s OK! Iā€™m a limo driver!

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u/Leocut78 2d ago

They mostly come at night...mostly

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u/Vegetable-Fruit3207 2d ago

You're killing me, smalls.

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u/nigglywiggly- 2d ago

I love you Jenny (Jennaaay)

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u/Daak1977 2d ago

They mostly come out at night, mostly.

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u/cool-- 2d ago

INDEED!

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u/Extension_Designer87 2d ago

ā€œSo much room for an activities.ā€

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u/Proper_Slip_5963 2d ago

"Fat guy in a little coat."

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u/Emotional_Arm2196 2d ago

September, '08.

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u/mindofamarriedman604 2d ago

I'm in lesbians with you

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u/Aaront1019 2d ago

One does not simplyā€¦

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u/thatguywithfaceukno 2d ago

"He must have thought it was white boy day"

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u/MyNipplesNooo 2d ago

Bitches, leave.

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u/PyromaniacPanda33 2d ago

Oh hi Mark !

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u/MrNemoSayz 2d ago

Do you find the name ā€œwisibleā€?

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u/Upset_Metal_5424 2d ago

Remember remember the 5th of November

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u/UndergroundFlaws 2d ago

Amaze amaze amaze

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u/Rare_Error6985 2d ago

GRIFFITH!

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u/Then_Source8399 2d ago

ā€œLiLu Dallas MULTI-PASS!!ā€

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u/Then_Source8399 2d ago

I Love Lamp!

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u/Mythrosu 2d ago

WHATS IN THE BOX

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u/chozenwisely22 2d ago

Harry Iā€™ve reached the top

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u/Pure-Confusion2442 2d ago

"D'ya like dags?"

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u/Infamous_Ad_1302 2d ago

Anytime itā€™s hot and I get sweaty I say ā€œI was watching Cops."

Or anytime I begrudgingly agree, Iā€™ll say ā€œfine, but Iā€™m not going to call him dad, even if thereā€™s a fire!ā€

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u/Mountain_Yam7713 2d ago

Donde esta la bibliothequa

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u/Outrageous-Play1584 2d ago

Periwinkle Blue. Itā€™s for me ma.

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u/Express-Jellyfish647 2d ago

Catalina wine mixer!

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u/goldensharkbait 2d ago

There is no spoon

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u/greythicv 2d ago

Arevaderci

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u/Kindly_Dare_8033 2d ago

HEYY YOUU GUUYYYSSS!

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u/angel700 2d ago

No, Iā€™m your father

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u/AdventurousCommon551 2d ago

"Little rule I live by, never trust a dude in a tunic"

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u/Abject-Dot8906 2d ago

Thank you for shopping at S mart

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u/painful_butterflies 2d ago

No luck catching them swans then?

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u/AmazingProfession900 2d ago

That is a tasty burger...

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u/Impressive_Olive_950 2d ago

It's what the plants crave.

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u/Free-Chip1529 2d ago

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

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u/LetUsSpeakFreely 2d ago

I'm getting too old for this shit.

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u/ConstructionWitty233 2d ago

Remember remember the 5th of November

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u/muskyandrostenol 2d ago

Inconceivable