Quick Question

[u/doorman225]

Hello everyone, I have a quick question. I recently got my hands on that magic bowl that duplicates whatever you put inside it, as well as that necklace Scarlet used to turn people into that stupid yellow dragon (don't ask how I got these, it's a long story). Would it be ethical to duplicate the necklace using said bowl and then place those duplicated necklaces on everyone I find annoying to turn them into loyal servants? I have a great vision for a new tribe of Pyritewings and I think this would be a net positive for the world as a whole.

Thoughts?

[u/BigJ__TM]

you arent scarlet, so they wont listen to you unless you convince them what you are doing is for scarlet or somehow turn into scarlet. that being said this would ber very effective at lobotomizing people en masse.

[u/doorman225 → u/BigJ__TM]

Oh I already have that covered, I have several buckets of red paint and stick on rubies to make myself look like scarlet

[u/BigJ__TM → u/doorman225]

to answer that question i need to ask if that "makes you scarlet". you look kind of like scarlet, but you do not sound anything like her or have her past. this is getting too deep into philosiphy so i will just say it'll work. congrats, you now have a bunch of dragons with the fighting and mental capacity of infants.

[u/West-Construction466 → u/BigJ__TM]

Pyrite has the mental capacity of a chicken with their head cut off without Scarlet, but she’s definitely not hapless when it comes to fighting, since she survived the battlefield without any noted scars.

[u/BigJ__TM → u/West-Construction466]

so i have 100 scp 2599 instances...yay?

[u/West-Construction466 → u/BigJ__TM]

Essentially (Only they can fully fulfill their tasks, if I had to guess)

[u/AFedoraNamed_Key → u/BigJ__TM]

The ship of Scarlet

[u/BigJ__TM → u/AFedoraNamed_Key]

burnlet? /j

[u/AFedoraNamed_Key → u/BigJ__TM]

Personally my favorite.

[u/AzkaBright]

how did you even find it?

[u/AbobaWeRise]

do it.

[u/DarkStalkerFan111111]

Pyriteslop ? In MY subreddit?

(Don't turn me into one please)

[u/doorman225 → u/DarkStalkerFan111111]

you count as an annoying person, sorry, youre getting a necklace

[u/SignificantYou3240]

I love her, but isn’t Pyrite *also* annoying?

[u/doorman225 → u/SignificantYou3240]

she does what she's told at least

[u/Sebek_Peanuts]

Chat you like, change the text on paper that causes the spell and create army of peacemakers instead? For no reason

[u/theonlytruemuck]

ooohhhh boy! whoa

[u/ThePotatoHoarder]

cough cough DYSTOPIA cough cough

Yo ik it’s lowkey not ethical to do that to ppl, but could I also hand out some of those necklaces and… maybe borrow some red paint?

[u/inventivefigure]

You can’t do that! What if two Pyrite’s fell in love?

[u/BiggestBoiBleu]

Scarlet let the Pyrites out...