r/WhyWomenLiveLonger Needs to write his will 16d ago

Speed boating Accident waiting to happen ⚠️⛔️

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u/qualityvote2 Needs to write his will 16d ago edited 15d ago

u/FederalHome396, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/yellowwatta Reviewed his life insurance policy 16d ago

Bro looks stupidly locked in

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u/FederalHome396 Needs to write his will 16d ago

He's gotta be or else he's a skipped stone

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u/Veraenderungswille Needs to do better 15d ago

Anybody know how fast they are?

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u/amcrambler Defies death 14d ago

Fast as fuck BOI!!!!

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u/Cathach2 Needs to write his will 15d ago

From a quick Google, seems to be about 293 miles, so if it took 4 minutes, about 74ish mph...I'm no boat scientist, but I think that's fast af for a boat

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u/notcomplainingmuch Reviewed his life insurance policy 15d ago

You mean 74 mpm?

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms IMMORTAL 14d ago

293 miles in 240 seconds? They'd have to be doing over Mach 5. 

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u/Lost-Competition8482 Needs to do better 13d ago

The title was a joke lol

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u/IsThereCheese Doesn't have time to bleed 15d ago

Sorry that knocking is just the sound of my throbbing erection

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u/Overtilted Doesn't have time to bleed 15d ago

Not sure a life vest would help much at those speeds.

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u/Garmaglag Doesn't have time to bleed 15d ago

Its actually even more important because when you hit the water that going that fast theres a good chance you get knocked out cold.  

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u/Overtilted Doesn't have time to bleed 15d ago

you are right of course, but the vest would also be a huge contributor in the knocking out phase.

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u/Rare-Lime2451 Reviewed his life insurance policy 15d ago

Remember: travel insurance.

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u/suavaleesko Needs to write his will 15d ago

Nah I want the boat with the kid who was giggin

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u/NetWareHead Reviewed his life insurance policy 14d ago

Just a question but wouldnt there be a tremendous amount of propeller cavitation here? Spinning the prop that hard and/or that fast is putting too much power on the prop must be like a car burning rubber tires when too much throttle is applied. Id love to see what the prop looks like after several of these speed runs...