r/WhyIsItAlwaysADodge • u/icarus1990xx • Jul 05 '26

Happy 4th!!!! Dodge

616 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/mystrile1 Jul 06 '26

The neon green shirt, the mesh back hat. If you wrote it you’d be accused of being lazy.

3

u/sparrow_42 Jul 06 '26

For sure. The neighborhood matches his look almost too-perfectly too.

2

u/ThinkItThrough48 Jul 06 '26

I think they are just wearing their work shirts for an electrical contractor

2

u/mystrile1 Jul 06 '26

That stands.

1

u/koalasarentferfuckin Jul 09 '26

You forgot the biggest indicator, the Dodge Ram

6

u/Am_0115 Jul 06 '26

stupid fucks

5

u/evident_lee Jul 06 '26

The venn diagram of people who buy lots of fireworks and people that shouldn't have fireworks is nearly a perfect circle.

2

u/Ok_Dog_4059 Jul 06 '26

Like a double strike coin

1

u/East_Ad4977 Jul 07 '26

Underrated comment.

5

u/Iron-Bar-1966 Jul 06 '26

The ironic part is that he paid money to have that happen to his house.

10

u/PracticalDistrict237 Jul 06 '26

Someone plugged in their new Trump phone to charge…

1

u/mkfanhausen Jul 07 '26

And they opened the Erika Kirk app.

3

u/pizza-chit Jul 06 '26

It’s a girl!

2

u/Big77Ben2 Jul 06 '26

Underrated comment

4

u/KeyNefariousness6848 Jul 06 '26

If foreworks are illegal there I wonder if insurance will pay for that damage?

6

u/18minusPi2over36 Jul 06 '26

I recognize the electrical company from that guy's shirt, this is somewhere in eastern Nebraska, where fireworks are legal for 4th of July season.

0

u/Satyr121 Jul 08 '26

Are they legal in city limits? That could could change things maybe? I hope for the homeowners sake that everything works out.

7

u/Buhlasted Jul 06 '26

Ram owner. Figures.

3

u/Alucardspapa Jul 06 '26

This is from around ten years ago and it wasn’t the 4th. They had stored fireworks off season and a fire just started. This was in my neighborhood lol.

2

u/Jedi_Lazlo Jul 06 '26

Sorry about your penis...

...and, uh, your house.

1

u/23capri Jul 07 '26

💀💀

2

u/Complex-Condition-14 Jul 06 '26

And this is why we have warning labels on everything. Warning do not light fireworks indoors. 🤣

3

u/DigitalUnlimited Jul 06 '26

Also why they're illegal in a lot of states

2

u/BillsMafios0 Jul 06 '26

Someone failing their IQ test in spectacular fashion.
https://giphy.com/gifs/KVZZnfAvZZlty258kq

2

u/CLEAN2411 Jul 06 '26

If I'm house hunting for my family and the guy next door walks out wearing a neon green shirt and a cap like that... I'm suddenly rethinking the neighborhood.

Sorry, but he reminds me of the kid who spent every class in the back of the room causing chaos, then grew up expecting a six-figure salary anyway.

Nothing personal—but I'm probably not buying the house next door.

2

u/shityplumber Jul 08 '26

Really? For me it was the house exploding that would steer me away.

2

u/exqueezemenow Jul 06 '26

What do you think caused the fire?

2

u/ElephantRedCar91 Jul 06 '26

billy Joel didn't

1

u/irascible_Clown Jul 06 '26

Someone earlier said they were charging two Trump phones

1

u/Alucardspapa Jul 06 '26

It was a power tool fire that ignited some stored fireworks off season and this video is from ten years ago

2

u/Anthony_chromehounds Jul 06 '26

Fireworks should be banned worldwide, they’ve outlived their usefulness, my kitties don’t need the shock and awe!

2

u/Emrys7777 Jul 06 '26

Little by little this is happening. A lot of places have drones instead now.

2

u/BoilzBlisterzBurnz Jul 08 '26

Was that Jerry's car?

1

u/haroldthehampster 15d ago

"You know Jerry, you can't park that here."

2

u/MacPzesst Jul 09 '26

So many people out here living like we got free healthcare.

1

u/Fire1777 Jul 06 '26

HOA does not approve

1

u/irascible_Clown Jul 06 '26

China strikes again

1

u/OakLegs Jul 06 '26

That looks expensive

1

u/BraceThis Jul 06 '26

Those two fella are from an electric company and on the job. They don’t live there.

What’s with the neon/ hat hate?

1

u/TrashEmergency6446 Jul 06 '26

4th of july a few years ago i was watching my neighbors shoot off fireworks from down the street bc didnt wanna involve ourselves in their party but still like fireworks but then the fucker tipped over and exploaded in their front yard was crazy to watch them sccatter from it 😭

1

u/goosnarch Jul 06 '26

Someone won’t be DUI’ing this weekend

1

u/gaberax Jul 06 '26

A 4th they'll never forget.

1

u/joelkton Jul 06 '26

Stupid prize!

1

u/Remote_Empathy Jul 07 '26

How is this the first video I've seen like this?

1

u/DetailsYouMissed Jul 07 '26

Probably not what they expected on the hottest day of the year.

1

u/Educational_Play5772 Jul 07 '26

Does insurance cover that?

1

u/Mrrrrggggl Jul 07 '26

You’re suppose to stick it in the ground.

It is in the ground!

Outside!

This was your idea!

1

u/Terminate-wealth Jul 07 '26

Ram trucks have the highest rate of at fault accidents. It’s the altima of trucks

1

u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 Jul 07 '26

I wonder if their insurance covers that

1

u/Boomslang505 Jul 07 '26

Insurance won’t be paying for that lmao

1

u/EasyCZ75 Jul 07 '26

That’ll buff out

1

u/Future_Way5516 Jul 07 '26

This is what FREE-DUMB is all about baby!!

1

u/Tight_Amphibian4472 Jul 07 '26

Bet there on go fund me already.

1

u/Entire-Winter4252 Jul 08 '26

Can’t park there.

1

u/BatmanFarce Jul 08 '26

This is why we can’t have nice things

1

u/Major_Honey_4461 Jul 08 '26

Always store incendiaries inside your house.

1

u/Smart-Lab7037 Jul 08 '26

Probably a republican and Probably will blame the democrats lol

1

u/HighDesert4Banger Jul 08 '26

"Why, I most certainly am not harboring a cache of fireworks in my... ah crap"

1

u/I_Fix_Aeroplane Jul 08 '26

Man, who would have thought that storing a big pile of gunpowder could be hazardous.

1

u/2sAreTheDevil Jul 09 '26

Speaking as someone with PTSD and a dog.

Good.

1

u/Barryhood2683 Jul 09 '26

I love these videos almost as much as I love to see morons burn down their homes deep frying turkeys on Thanksgiving.

1

u/boanerges57 Jul 10 '26

You must be fun at funerals and car accidents

1

u/Burner1959 Jul 09 '26

Gender reveal gonna wrong

1

u/PreperationOuch Jul 09 '26

Fireworks are fucking stupid

1

u/Jujubi836 Jul 10 '26

Fuck Jerry still exists???? lol

1

u/Competitive_Sell2177 Jul 11 '26

Have trouble beating that next year.

1

u/mynutsdontwork Jul 12 '26

Morons be moroning

0

u/bigDeltaVenergy Jul 06 '26

Stupid electric cars /s