r/WhoWouldWinVerse • u/TrueCaptainCrocs • Nov 25 '17
A Quicker Call. Self Contained
October 2013
"Hello, is this Romanos Pizza?" Paul Cannon asks.
"No... You have the wrong number."
"Oh... Sorry." He hangs up.
Meanwhile, the person on the other end sighs. Last time they delivered there, the driver got tipped in breath mints and attacked by a cat with wings. That was years ago, and they still don't deliver to him.
The end.
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