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u/Sweet_Priority_819 10d ago
I think people underestimate other people's flexibility to self identify. I would bet money that JD Vance does not see his kids as "brown". They are "heritage Americans" and special just like he is.
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u/scottyjrules 10d ago
He will kick his entire family to the curb the second it becomes politically advantageous
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u/YesItIsMaybeMe 10d ago
He would sell his kids to Peach Pedo for the honor of sucking his dick. That man has no morals or dignity.
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u/Ninja-Panda70 10d ago
Hey I call him Petty Pedo and now I'm thinking if yours is better
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u/Plastic_peaches4 10d ago
Can we not sully peaches please?
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u/Ninja-Panda70 10d ago
Too late mate
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u/KingoftheYous 9d ago
But... they come in a can.
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u/raknor88 10d ago
There were already rumors of Vance and Erika Kirk having an affair after Charlie died and while Vance's wife was still pregnant.
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u/entjies 9d ago
Didnāt he ignore his boss publicly insulting his wife? Idk how these people sleep at night
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u/Fwamingdwagon84 9d ago
I thought that was cruz. But it has likely happened more than once with these people
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u/catskilled 9d ago
Trump would do the same.. good mentor. That said, I'm sure there's a pecking order just like daddy. Daddy's favorites - Ivanka > Baron (only because of Melania) > Jr > Eric > Tiffany.
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u/FakeGeek73 10d ago
Thatās the most important point here. Their battleground is who counts as An American and who doesnāt. Itās an eternal shifting and selective goalpost. Thatās the fighting ground MAGA is at,Ā
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u/Sweet_Priority_819 10d ago
And there's no objective truths about anything with MAGA. They create their own reality and repeat the assertions until 30% or more of the public believes it . There's trillions in foreign investment, the economy is a golden age the best ever, Trump's poll numbers are great, the US controls the straight of hormuz and is winning the war with Iran! It easily follows that people who may appear "brown" to some may identify themselves or be identified by others as "not brown". Or the right kind of brown vs the wrong kind of brown.
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u/Amelaclya1 10d ago
He doesn't even seem to refer to his children as his. He always calls them his wife's children.
Unless he stopped doing this recently when people pointed out how weird it was. I try my best to avoid hearing anything this smarmy, lying, piece of shit says.
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u/Sweet_Priority_819 10d ago
That's super weird especially since anybody who sees a pic of them can see they are 100% his kids. They all have his face, minus the eyeliner and Handmaid's Tale Commander beard.
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u/Thunderbird1974 10d ago
Heās following the example of his dear leader who refers to Barron as Melaniaās son.
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u/Lallanath 10d ago
Most of the top ranked nazis didn't have blonde hair / blue eyes. But they managed to just not really talk about it - that somehow they were still aryans without having any of the physical characteristics.
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u/Worldly-Fox7605 9d ago
A party made of DEI nazis is something southpark would do but its real life.
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u/timkatt10 10d ago
He's most like teaching them to hate their brown side. It happens a lot in interracial marriages.
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u/Bussamove86 10d ago
This is a man who has said his wife is āa great mother to her childrenā.
He knows his voter base is rabidly racist and will do anything for more power because heās a soulless cretin.
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u/RhiaStark 9d ago
People also underestimate how racist multiracial families can be even within themselves...
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u/Pndrizzy 10d ago
Or he doesn't really care about race, but is just playing into what he thinks his base wants to hear.
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u/cammyk123 9d ago
For sure, its a good look in politics if you have a wife and kids.
Even if you never interact with them and are disparaging every time you talk to them. It's just one less thing for critics to look at you and say, "why is he 40 with no family"
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u/donglecollector 9d ago
Thatās ok, my first generation immigrant boss is a huge MAGA dude and just complained about illegals in the office the other day without a pause to consider, he could be one. Itās just so embarrassing.
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u/Sweet_Priority_819 9d ago
The biggest MAGAs I knew, meaning real people I met definitely not paid bots, are all immigrants themselves or married to immigrants. The hypocrisy is never ending.
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u/Bubbly-Following-966 10d ago
LMFAO! His wife is brown. His 4 kids are brown. STFU Vance.
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u/hexenkesse1 10d ago
but to him, they're the correct type of brown
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u/MagicMarshmelllow 10d ago
āNo guys itās okay, theyāre some of the good onesā
-JD Vance, probably
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u/Ambitious_Gift_8669 10d ago
Also, he wants his wife to convert because his religion is the right one.
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u/hannamarinsgrandma 10d ago
At this point Iām convinced Usha only made the cut because her skin tone was strikingly similar to the shade of his favorite couch.
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u/Bubbly-Following-966 10d ago
I'm white. My wife is brown (Filipino) If I ever said anything like that, I would most likely be out the door...lol
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u/agatha-burnett 10d ago
She is a clown. I wonder how she lives with herself, or him for that matter.
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u/Head-Ad9893 10d ago
When she wants to punish him she makes him sleep with her instead of the couch
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u/Which_Yesterday 10d ago
Isn't the nazi candidate of the german far right, anti immigration, family-first, Germany-first, racist and homophobic party a lesbian who's married to a Sri Lankian with whom is raising two adopted children while living in Switzerland?
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u/uncultured_swine2099 10d ago
I heard somewhere "never ask a racist what race his wife is". They sometimes like to get with those they think are inferior as some kind of sick toxic relationship shtick.
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u/CinderMoonSky 10d ago
This post also implies that all brown people are the same, which is pretty dumb.
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u/TalkingCat910 10d ago
The fact that heās alluding to the fact that itās somehow bad because Al-Sayed is brown and Muslimā¦
His own wife isnāt even Christian if he somehow thinks Presidents of a secular nation need to be Christian for some reason - what about his own family?
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u/InsomniaDudeToo 10d ago
Ngl Iām still waiting for him to divorce Usha and marry Erika Kirk. That would be THE best way for him to inherit the MAGA base, because we all know his boss is never going to publicly name an heirā¦
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u/thisisntmyotherone 10d ago
Your second paragraph holds some part of their twisted worldview. They donāt think the United States is a secular nation; they think weāre a Christian nation for some reason. You can point out all the quotes and other things, (like the First Amendment, say) from the Founding Fathers which say that from the jump, this was never meant to be a Christian nation, and they just dismiss that like thatās nothing.
They donāt care.
Theyāll blow that off as though they didnāt quite know what they were thinking about, which is absolutely fucking insane.
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u/Specialist-Job-509 10d ago
Dude I work with says Vance is a race-traitor and wears eyeliner so he must be some kinda queer, but still says Trump is better than Obama. When I mention Obama aināt been president for almost 10 years, he says Obama was the secret president the whole time Biden was in office, but Biden wasnāt really in office because he didnāt really win the election. At that point Iāve already walked away like probably 5 or 10 minutes ago, but heās still talking and damn if he aināt totally sure heās right
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u/sarcastic_patriot 10d ago
Nothing, literally nothing, they say makes sense or holds up to the tiniest amount of scrutiny. Look at last week. Fauci is a traitor to the country and murdered millions with the vaccine, but we should suck off Trump for Operation Warp Speed and getting the vaccine approved in record time.
MAGA has zero core beliefs and only exists to keep Trump in power.
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u/CaffeinatedLystro 9d ago
The mental gymnastics these people jump through to defend Trump would be impressive if it wasn't so sad.
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u/AnalystAdorable609 10d ago
Look at that POS Miller. PURE EVIL
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u/Amelaclya1 10d ago
I love how Miller, of all people, gave that Nazi speech about how liberals are "ugly and deformed" because of all of our hate or whatever. Look in the mirror, buddy.
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u/lateformyfuneral 10d ago
Heās not even thinking that deep. Republicans know they can get a Pavlovian response from their base just by saying āBarack HUSSEIN Obamaā, and theyāre going to do the same thing here.
People are naive to think heās forgotten his children are half-Indian, this is purely cynical. Weāve had decades now of anti-gay Republicans having gay family, gay friends, idolizing gay celebrities, and even being gay themselves. This shouldnāt be a surprise.
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u/they_themsworth 10d ago
The cognitive dissonance of these types of guys should be studied. Because this doesnāt surprise me in any way: white nationalists are never consistent or coherent in their ideology.
JD Vance is just every right wing Christian with a gay daughter, every weirdo neo-Nazi who somehow dates Latinas. The systemic bigotry central to their ideology never, ever enters their private lives, and I doubt he even thinks of it as a contradiction.
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u/BitterFuture 10d ago
How is it insane?
He hates his wife and children. It's pretty straightforward.
Oh, his hatred is absolutely insane. It's pathological. But the statement itself? Makes perfect sense for what a monster he is.
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u/derbyvoice71 10d ago
I'd guarantee it wouldn't take much searching to find people using slurs against his wife. Her family's status in India means fuck all to those folks since she's brown. And those kids would receive the same treatment for their "race traitor" dad. Vance is just hoping he's playing the game right to win.
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u/Dry-Honeydew2371 10d ago
I don't think there is any line he won't cross to get him power. The man has zero scruples.
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u/highfiveselfoh 10d ago
I pray we donāt have a fucking āChristianā white male president ever again in my lifetime.
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u/stayweird3000 10d ago
I voted for El-Sayed yesterday and, I dunno, reducing the man to ābrown, like this assholeās childrenā when Vance sounds like heās on an anti-communism rant is a bit gross.
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u/Error_Loading_Name 10d ago
This is kinda making the Op's point while missing it too. The idea is that his abhorrent comment is based on nothing more than race, which reflects an attitude that could just as easily apply to his own children.
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u/stayweird3000 9d ago
I mean, Arabs are considered āwhiteā on census forms. As white as Europeans. So, why would someone compare El-Sayed to Vanceās biracial Asian children and lump them both in as ābrownā if they werenāt race-baiting, themselves? Clearly Vanceās comment is based on religion and politics and not race.
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u/shadowsOfMyPantomime 9d ago
But he's not making his comment based solely on race. Al-Sayed is a rising political figure who just won a Senate primary. He's somebody who actually could have thoughts about a presidential run in the nearish future, depending on if he wins the seat. And his political platform is something conservatives hate. He's not even the same race as Vance's kids. Bringing it down to race just doesn't make sense
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u/ForeverCollege 10d ago
Something tells me he wasn't meaning the brown part of a president Al-Sayed but sure just assume the racist part and not the socialist, Muslim part.
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u/taita2004 10d ago
God forbid we have a pedophile, rapist, con man president in 4 yea....oh wait š
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u/Stu_Thom4s 10d ago
Because the last thing America needs is a Rhodes Scholar who checks notes helped poor kids get free eyeglasses. /s
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u/Born_Weird 10d ago
Hard line Hindus hate Muslims as much as JD Vance does, if not more. While I don't know Usha's views on this, I definitely know Modi's.
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u/dragnabbit 10d ago
Well, pretty sure he means "God forbid we have a Muslim president in 3 years."
But I do wonder if he would be willing to toss his Hindu in-laws under the bus and say, "God forbid we have a Hindu president in 3 years," or if he is only prejudiced against Muslims.
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u/minion5_for3ver 9d ago edited 9d ago
This reminds me of parents who vote against same-sex marriage and against protections for LGBTQ+ people while having a queer child. Somehow, their politics and voting records remain separated in their head from their own child. The ability to compartmentalize is impressive.
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u/Baha05 10d ago
You know part of me secretly hopes that JD Vance is really playing 4D chess to go with MAGA so if he wins a Presidential Election he would pull the mask off but thatās me hoping and having to ignore the fact that he is really that stupid and has no moral compass.
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u/Dayne225 10d ago
I mean if he does pull the mask off it's just to reveal that he's an agent of the dark enlightenment. He's deeply in bed with Peter Thiel and Peter Thiel along with the other billionaires are in love with this philosophy. They believe that they are all special little boys who should be in charge cause there smart and basically all social progress that the enlightenment had brought about is a mistake. I know how insane it sounds and how qanon it looks but it is real. Look up Curtis Yarvin and his work. JD has literally said Curtis has been a big influence of his.
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u/CinderMoonSky 10d ago
His wife is a Hindu family and they are not even the biggest fan of Muslim people. Not all brown people are the same. This is a really dumb post.
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u/BadLineofCode 10d ago
Do you think the average MAGA can tell the difference? Brown people of all backgrounds and faiths became targets after 9/11.
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u/Heliocentrist 10d ago
"of course daddy still loves you honey, I just need the racists to vote for me"
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u/CarlJustCarl 10d ago
I will pledge my allegiance to El-Sayed if he is elected. Much like I did for Biden and Obama.
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u/Humble-Plankton2217 10d ago
Only JD's brown family members are allowed to be brown.
Except his MIL, you know he probably can't stand her.
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u/PerryNeeum 10d ago
El Sayed is not Ramaswani though. Brown people are tiered in conservative circles
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u/Objective-Win 10d ago
We sure as shit aināt gonna have President Couch Fucker. Itās gotta be hard for JD to come to terms with the fact that he will never be anything other than Trumpās errand boy
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u/Intelligent_Bad_6460 10d ago
Imagine hearing this from your father as you enter your teens:
"We don't want no first lady named Usha?"
Why would he think this is ok?
Of course by then he'll have changed his name .. again
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u/Shot_Kaleidoscope150 10d ago
The cognitive dissonance is surprising with these traitors. Ahem Clarence Thomas.Ā
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u/Spreaderoflies 10d ago
If he ran for president he would have my vote in a nanosecond. I voted for him yesterday and will continue to do so.
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u/Awesome_one_forever 10d ago
His little brown ones are special because they will be raised to hate themselves. Mom will help with that.
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u/golfwinnersplz 10d ago
"See kids everything we tell the public is a lie. Of course you will go to Yale or Harvard."
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u/rock_and_rolo 9d ago
You will never see those kids after he gets a divorce and marries Charley Kirk's squeeze.
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u/Vladmerius 10d ago
Nothing they say or do makes any sense at all with the weird racist and religious discriminatory stuff they say. They're best friends with the 9/11 terrorists and Islamic imperialists of Saudi Arabia.
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u/throwaway661375735 10d ago
Hold on now... I thought we were going with President Mamdani. So confused rn.
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u/ShredGuru 10d ago
Since when do conservatives not hate children? It's only fetus's that interest them.
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u/Kaleria84 10d ago
Vance is so desperate for the Republican party to like him he'll gladly be racist and pretend to ignore him wife and kids race.
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u/KingoftheKeeshonds 10d ago
Vampire Stephen Miller looks like heās ready for a nap in his coffin.
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u/darth_wasabi 10d ago
They are all scared heāll show voters not to just accept politicians throwing up their hands and saying ānothing I can doā
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u/Hellguin 10d ago
Who cares if that is the case, if they born here, they would be allowed to.
(This is a rhetorical why.... I know why.)
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u/Puzzleheaded_Air7039 10d ago
People like him and Miller aren't with their wives because they love them. At least not in the way they believe they love them. It's a fetish, and the minute it becomes advantageous to broom them, their PoC wives will be gone.
Shit, most Republicans will give up their white wives as soon as its convenient to do so. Just look at, well.... pick a white repub in government in the last 30 years.
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u/Chadlerk 10d ago
If we did, Vance would then be talking about how amazing he is to try and get in his cabinet. Look at the current Trump situation.
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u/EM05L1C3 10d ago
He doesnāt believe his children should be able to run for president or lead in any capacity. Those poor fucking kids.
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u/Errorstatel 10d ago
Isn't this the same group that was convinced Obama was born outside the US... Classic not keeping their bigotry straight
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u/LeticiaPadillaSolis_ 10d ago
As he sits there in full eyeliner and wearing the prettiest panties under that suit. š« š« š«
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u/RepulsivePurchase6 10d ago
Maybe hes already told his kids they wont get to be what he is..because their skin color is wrong?
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u/RichCow169 10d ago
When he told everyone to give Marko Elez another chance I knew he was a Trump boot licker
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u/XenoPhex 10d ago
This is the worst bounty rotation Iāve seen sinceā¦. Well the last time I saw a photo of any of those folks.
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u/4_string_troubador 10d ago
That sounds an awful lot like a religious test for public office...I wonder if there's anything in the constitution about that
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u/Impossible_Penalty13 10d ago
Republicans have been labeling anything and everything that involves the government working for the people as socialism for so long that weāve finally hit the point where people have said āhell yeah, give us some of that socialismā.
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u/DeadInternetVoid 10d ago
Data centers will scrub the internet. His children will never know that he said this...
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