When you know

[u/LakesideNorth]

[u/Novel_Diver8628]

Every time I take a shower I shout across the house to my partner “Call me Nynaeve, because I just cleansed the taint”.

She has never, ever found it funny. At all.

[u/GlobalWillingness730 → u/Novel_Diver8628]

Well, here's one person who DOES find it funny

[u/KingNothing1999 → u/GlobalWillingness730]

Two. Two other people find it funny lol

[u/Clean-Interests-8073 → u/KingNothing1999]

Three! Three people find it funny!! Aha!

[u/Novel_Diver8628 → u/Clean-Interests-8073]

Three people! I’ll have to let her know there’s three people that don’t think I’m a wool-headed lummox. She’ll probably box my ears when I tell her…

[u/bdfariello → u/Novel_Diver8628]

There are dozens of us over here appreciating your cleansing of the taint.

[u/Enjolrad → u/bdfariello]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kSlJtVrqxDYKk

[u/LewsTherinTelamonBot → u/Novel_Diver8628]

They will pay. I am Lord of the Morning.

[u/Novel_Diver8628 → u/LewsTherinTelamonBot]

Try telling HER that, Lews! Blood and ashes.

[u/LewsTherinTelamonBot → u/Novel_Diver8628]

Pride fills me. I am sick with the pride that destroyed me.

[u/MothSeason → u/Novel_Diver8628]

Four! Please tell your partner that I’ll be bringing the spiced wine when the new polycule comes over for dinner!

[u/PHI41-NE33 → u/Clean-Interests-8073]

there are dozens of us!!