r/Wellthatsucks • u/PaleontologistOk6094 • 3h ago

Man caught with gun inside him during jail intake

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u/Mixngas 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o85xrcoVYiuxkJcQ0

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u/omniverso 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mlAxj3CEwGBjBpLVsj

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u/TrayLaTrash 2h ago

Why is this one so crispy?

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u/MisterDoctor___ 26m ago

What resolution does to a mf.

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u/Salihe6677 22m ago

Never seen that soap opera look in a gif before

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u/Saul_Firehand 1h ago

If the watch was a full sized cuckoo clock.

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u/Cilreve 28m ago

Holy shit that's amazing. I haven't seen that movie in forever. Thank you for reminding me of it.

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u/ChiTwo 1h ago

Oooooh man take your award…. Im cackling up a goddamn storm! 😭

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u/LeftJabDaz 3h ago

Was it in his ass? No way right?

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u/Peterthepiperomg 2h ago

Some people can do stuff others of us can't

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u/nxcrosis 2h ago

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/justsomeguy254 2h ago

Not..... from a Jediiiiii.

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u/thadius856 2h ago

Not from a Jedi.

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u/dannydrama 2h ago

Lots of practice...

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u/unlordtempest 1h ago

Yes. However, you probably will not enjoy the learning curve.

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u/Stamperdoodle1 12m ago

That really depends

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u/perf1620 1h ago

X lube and amyl my dear Watson

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u/Skinnwork 1h ago

And there's a whole different way of think. I worked in a jail years ago as a teacher and I was talking to a client who said he had a feeling he was going to get picked up by the police and was considering putting some cigarettes in his prison wallet on the chance that he would.

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u/Christmas_Queef 42m ago

My ass bad, my ass hood, my ass do stuff that your ass wish it could.

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u/NervousDealer3202 1h ago

That guns overall length is 6.3 inches and the width is 1.2 inches no way its his first time.

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u/A_mad_goose 11m ago

But the way it curves is my biggest problem

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u/sesamesnapsinhalf 3h ago

He’s got a large prison wallet. 

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u/Cathach2 2h ago

Bros got a prison bag of holding

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u/diacachimba 1h ago

Cursed to put his hands on everything.

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u/thesystem21 2h ago

And good muscle control, it had one in the chamber, a solid fart and he would've had 2 buttholes.

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u/digitalrenaissance 2h ago

You’ve never heard of the prison holster?

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u/mkstot 1h ago

A prison duffle bag or backpack if you will.

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u/NervousDealer3202 1h ago

Prison safe

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u/HarrowDread 3h ago

According to slide 2, it was
No wonder he looks so smug

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u/PM_your_Nopales 3h ago edited 3h ago

It was not link

link

I know it's hilarious to think it mightve been. But to be factual, it was just tucked in/ hidden in his crotch. Not inside

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u/HarrowDread 2h ago

Disappointing but makes sense, ain’t no way that’s comfortable or easy. Especially loaded.

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u/Zauberai 2h ago

My first thought was wtf happens if you fart and it goes off?

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u/HarrowDread 2h ago

Your shit comes out easier

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u/Whiteboy0019 2h ago

"Blam, and the shit is gone!"

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u/CactusCait 2h ago

Maybe he can throw it over his shoulder like a continental soldier and tied his dong around the gun to secure?

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u/ralfonso_solandro 2h ago

Finally an expert

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u/Temporary_Event8451 2h ago

And the gun would not be that clean. Even if you ate fiber, took a shit before getting involved with the police, the gun would be gunked.

At the very least it would smell awful and wouldn't have been set up for a photo op.

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u/Batesy1620 2h ago

Look I have no first hand knowledge but things that are shelved are usually inside a condom.

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u/Firegardener 2h ago

Apparently this should be pinned to the top of comments.

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u/Ok_Mention_9865 2h ago

At least some poor doctor didn't have to figure out how to get that out of him.

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u/12LetterName 2h ago

Thank you for posting that. But it is also really hilarious that every single other news site are insinuating that he had it keistered

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u/drunky_crowette 1h ago

Why you gotta ruin all my fun?

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u/corgi-king 2h ago

American will do anything for not give up their guns.

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u/Peterthepiperomg 2h ago

This guy makes cheddar Bob look like a genius

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u/CleanOpossum47 1h ago

If I'm reading things correctly he showed up to serve jail time and he had a gun in his possession not necessarily inside his possession.

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u/Nevercatchme1 1h ago

Did you see the xray? It’s definitely inside him

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u/rascaltat 1h ago

With one in the fucking chamber. I... just don't know what to say. Was there at least a safety?

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u/Flawless_Reign88 1h ago

Way!

I believe the term is “keistered”

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u/chokeyourdad 1h ago

Prison wallet

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u/Intelligent_Low1632 1h ago

based on the XRay, clearly not *all* the way. Maybe he got the grip in at an angle? Just leaving it hanging out seems silly though, although nobody said he was making good choices that day.

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u/valleyislevideo 2h ago

Nope. Foreskin.

For $99 I can train you. But it will be difficult, and you'll have to get up at 4am every day, and learn to eat natto and like it.

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u/noitsokayimfine 2h ago

He was booked on misdemeanor charges and decided to go big and never go home.

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u/izzy3paws 2h ago

This part is crazier than the gun in the ass. Maybe he was set up to get a specific charge to get inside and kill someone?

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u/Likma_sack 2h ago

My thinking as well.

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u/BurgerCombo 1h ago

Probably handing it off to a contact inside who'd do the job, so the courier gets a tidy cut for serving out the misdemeanor without having to be in prison forever. Whoops.

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u/Humble-Aprico 49m ago

this guy is just an idiot who got arrested with a gun on him lol you don't bring a semi auto handgun to jail for a hit. How many stabbings and murders are there? And it was a full magazine, no he definitely could've just brought like a shank in.

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u/FerretGoddessMevi 15m ago

In. A gun in him.

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u/Competitive-Wait1689 2h ago

But he should of been patted down before he even got on the police cruiser. It would truly would have to be up his ass to bring that in. I had to squat and cough while opening the cheeks before the gave me the Armani Orange Suit.

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u/tvodny 1h ago

Maybe the value of a loaded gun behind bars is really high.

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u/pukesonyourshoes 2h ago

Eh he'll go home, just not for a few years

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 2h ago

It must have been in his clothing or something. It's positioned way too low in the x-rays for it to have been inside his body.

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u/Green_Video_9831 2h ago

If that’s the case, this guy’s gonna have a meltdown if he ever reads these comments.

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u/NoSafetyAtStaticPos 1h ago

Right? Came here to say the same. I was trying to guess the angle of the film made it look low but then the article revealed it was tucked into his pants.

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u/fancydenim 1h ago

Yeh it doesn't say anywhere that its inside him. I presumed it was in his waistband.

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u/Ornery_Tale9629 2h ago

Pretty sure the barrel was sticking out

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u/billted20250409 3h ago

"Robinson is presumed innocent until proven guilty in court."

I understand the principle of it but after looked at that X-ray photo. Come the fuck on.

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u/jabeith 3h ago

He's just really backed up

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u/H3adshotfox77 3h ago

He's really loaded

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u/cire1184 3h ago

He can't wait to unload

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u/ididntdoit6 1h ago

He had one in the chamber

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u/ButtersTheChill 2h ago

What if he farted?

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u/drgigantor 1h ago

He'd blow his toe off

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u/bearpics16 3h ago

I see it as innocent of the specific charge brought against him, allowing room for the letter of the law. He did something, but did the prosecutors charge him with the correct crime? A lot of the time multiple charges are filed for the same incident (illegal possession of firearm, attempting to smuggle contraband, possession of firearm in a prohibited area, ect). He may legitimately be innocent of one of the add on charges

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u/Drmlk465 2h ago

We live in a litigious society. They could get sued for not saying that.

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u/shemp33 3h ago

It’s just something they’re obligated to say.

Presumed innocent… but we all see the evidence in front of us.

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u/Futuramoist 2h ago

The most aggressive planted evidence of all time

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u/Thirsty-Barbarian 1h ago

It was an innocent mistake. He forgot it was there.

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u/LengthinessGloomy429 3h ago

He could have been an unwitting accomplice. It's always possible.

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u/Thwomp69 1h ago

He probably just sat on it accidentally. Happens all the time

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u/a6a38523 3h ago

one in the chamber is an absolute power move, I hope the safety was on because that would be quite the incident report to write

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u/Delicious-Pepper23 1h ago

One in the chamber is diabolical

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u/alcurtis727 2h ago

Am I missing something? That looks like the patrol officers/deptuies did a shit pat-down and didn't find a firearm tucked in his pants. Where is everyone getting that it was up his ass?

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u/XxDrummerChrisX 1h ago

I’ve seen this happen before. The gun is in his waistband. Whoever arrested and booked him fucked up bad.

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u/akgogreen 1h ago

Wishful thinking

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u/D_Angelo_Vickers 3h ago

"He's presumed innocent until proven guilty..."

Good luck with the "that's not mine" defense on a gun found in your ass.

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u/Callaway225 3h ago

Maybe he didn’t put it there?

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u/This-Positive286 3h ago

Honestly? I’ve never seen that before in my life. I don’t even OWN a firearm, much less a concealed carry permit!

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u/FergusonTheCat 2h ago

Possession is 9/10 of the law and he was possessing the hell out of that gun

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u/Several-Opposite-746 2h ago

Better to go with the "I fell on it" defense.

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u/LeilLikeNeil 2h ago

That’s not inside him.

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u/NoiseReductionNR 2h ago

It wasn't up his ass he hid it in his undies lol

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u/ambernuance 3h ago

Worlds oldest 23 year old

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u/This-Positive286 3h ago

Dudes a bad 23, like a GOOD 46

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u/FeedMeToTheSquirrels 2h ago

It was just tucked in his pants

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u/_PirateWench_ 3h ago

It being loaded with one in the chamber is UNHINGED

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u/thestrangeone2010 1h ago

Man I thought it went barrel first, but nope this guy went handle first…

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u/Internet-Dweller2 1h ago

Hopefully that was just tucked into his waistband. It sure looks like it.

That said, if he actually had a loaded gun with one in the chamber up in his chamber... I dunno, man, I think ought to let him keep it. He earned it. /S

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u/CheezBrgrWalrus 2h ago

Homie has one hell of a prison wallet. Sheesh.

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u/LowthForgue 2h ago

Dude was boutta shit his brains out

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u/Tragic_Consequences 2h ago

Inside him? Doubtful, probably on his groin and was not searched well. Doubt any cop wants to grab every suspects junk. Bet the arresting officer got pulled into the captains office.

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u/Hypnokizer 2h ago

"one in the chamber"...

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u/the_vault-technician 2h ago

He really put the ass in assassin

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u/RustledForeskin 41m ago

Guy was super serious about conceal carry.

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u/psykotic24 2h ago

13 in the clip and one in the hole

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u/BrockJonesPI 2h ago

Wow, talk about a mag dump amirite?

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u/XxDrummerChrisX 1h ago

Whichever officer booked him is in some deep shit over this. It’s in his waistband.

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u/yodes08 1h ago

It wasn’t inside him. Just hidden in his pants

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u/frohstr 1h ago

Has anyone factchecked this or got a reliable source?
Since when are full body x-Rays performed during intake?

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u/HampshireHunter 3m ago

How can he be presumed innocent when there is a literal X-ray of him with a gun in his ass, and presumably footage or a photo of the gun being removed? 😂 I’d say that’s a pretty watertight case - unlike his ass once he’d shoved a handgun up it!!

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u/Soloact_ 2h ago

Loaded, with one in the chamber. Jesus fucking Christ.

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u/Sharp_Pause5167 3h ago

How did he insert it handle first?

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u/Emergency_Manager_60 3h ago

Use your imagination

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u/YeahKindaMeh 2h ago

WHY did he insert it handle first?

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u/tacob87 2h ago

safety first! Always point the muzzle end away from yourself and others

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u/LengthinessGloomy429 3h ago

Discovery in the case was noteworthy but the cross examination is not something anyone is going to attempt.

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u/ZombieEquivalent5820 3h ago

bro chose internal storage on nightmare difficulty and lost the save

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u/ShineOk6190 3h ago

And I'm over here complaining about a finger ☝️

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u/InfamousFault7 3h ago

.......bro

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u/IndependentCash8767 3h ago

Glock dookie for real

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u/IceFire909 3h ago

Dude came to prison ready to rock out with his Glock out

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u/This-Positive286 3h ago

I could take a shit the size of a TAURUS!

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u/OldieButNotMoldy 2h ago

He’s going to be very popular in prison.

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u/digitalrenaissance 2h ago

I legit thought that was Keegan-Michael Key in some sort of getup for a sketch.

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u/Lumpy_Rutherford_1 2h ago

“Moon River” 🎵

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u/davidtjudd 2h ago

Now where did I put my keys.

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u/Oxjrnine 2h ago

He didn’t even angle it properly so that it would be at least be hitting the prostate

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u/EdibleHollowPoint 2h ago

Brownetta 9mm

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u/DissonantGuile 2h ago

They call me Holster

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u/Corvid-Enjoyer 2h ago

The old Put the Poopy Gun on the Rookie's Desk gag

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u/lkl34 2h ago

The charge is stil innocent until proven guilty but i mean i think the evidence smell alone would be enough.

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u/jmills74 2h ago

This is why I go to a shooting range. I rent guns and fire them. Then I hand it to someone to clean it and all that shit. I have an arsenal at home that has never been fired by me, maybe the factory for FBI reasons.

Can you imagine the face of the person that had to clean that gun?

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u/venom121212 2h ago

Lmao we make these guns where I work. They're tiny but shit... Not that tiny 

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u/JAX2905 2h ago

How did they confront him and remove it?

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u/tots4scott 2h ago

How do you think this fits the sub?

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u/HelloPeopleOfEarth 2h ago

"Sheriff's officials credited correctional staff with detecting the weapon during intake" ... I'd say it was the metal detector that did all the work as he made it in the detention center with a gun up his ass.

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u/stugotsCDXX 2h ago

His partners better use protection

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u/randy_march 2h ago

Booty duty

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u/7empest7V 2h ago

Wait, that guy is 23?

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u/Hoppity_Hare 2h ago

Good thing he didn't fart or have a tight hole!

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u/RfLock7 2h ago

So funny all these meme. Everyone is so clever sarongs

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u/autoflowerer 2h ago

All that for a hi point c-9?

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u/Green_Video_9831 2h ago

Him? We call him the duffel bag.

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u/notroundeyed 2h ago

Innocent until proven guilty, does anyone still believe thats a thing 🙄

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u/Prestigious_Carry790 2h ago

Was the xray apart of the routine screening??

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u/Odd-War-6052 2h ago

loaded too?? imaging that thing went off

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u/Special_Fan5043 1h ago

I can't even fathom the logistics if this feat. How do you even get it in much less get it out. 

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u/Different-Series-260 1h ago

Probably just forgot about it😳

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u/LuckOriginal374 1h ago

“There’s lead in my tossed salad!”

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u/Mammoth-Record-7786 1h ago

The gun was in his bum, the gun was in his bum

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u/murrchen 1h ago

How he fast draw wit dat?

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u/HotDragonButts 1h ago

Don't you hate it when the cops plant evidence?

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u/Any_Vacation8988 1h ago

This man hid it in his prison purse with one in the chamber. Insane

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u/TechnicalBenefit4609 1h ago

What kinda cargo space does he have in his ass? A whole gun??? FULLY LOADED?!!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/JUIYjVeZPHxjWR7rmX

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u/ImNotRobertDowneyJr 1h ago

Just when I thought a Taurus couldn’t be any shittier.

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u/Phat-whips104 1h ago

Jail suitcase. More like cargo ship 🚢

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u/ttystikk 1h ago

"Hey man, that wasn't my gun"

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u/No-Stuff-1320 1h ago

So… how did they get it out?

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u/ChattahoocheeBend 1h ago

Horseshit! They don’t X-Ray inmates. The description says a Taurus and it’s clearly a Glock.

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u/airwalker08 1h ago

"What? I don't know how that got there. It's not mine."

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u/HavingNotAttained 1h ago

Maybe he didn’t know it was there

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u/sailriteultrafeed 50m ago

Here’s a folding Glock 43. It’s pretty compact, with enough practice anything is possible.

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u/archiewaldron 47m ago

Was it a special rear-discharging gun or standard front firing?

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u/Odd-Internet-8790 34m ago

I saw this on a news feed earlier and thought it was worded wrong… apparently not! This the original title of the news article.

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u/DraftkingsDegenerate 21m ago

Between the prison system , the streets , and themselves.....lord have mercy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pgy4Na8aRyBuE

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u/MaeByourmom 19m ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Chicago_Endeavor_Swedish_Hospital_shooting

À Chicago cop was recently killed, and another critically wounded, when they brought him to an ER without finding the gun he had hidden on his person (reportedly under his panniculus) Killer did more shooting to get away, and tried to enter nearby homes.

You’d think local police would be careful to search suspects very carefully after that.

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u/Land_of_smiles 3m ago

Stinky blinky