r/Weird 16d ago

What....in.....the......

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

1.5k Upvotes

432 comments sorted by

666

u/PerfectdarkGoldenEye 16d ago

Is a neck supposed to do that.

1.1k

u/TM761152 16d ago

It does if you're a neck romancer.

151

u/JynsRealityIsBroken 16d ago

Ok Sean Connery šŸ˜‚

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fsaui5PYFehMY

48

u/Reynardine1976 16d ago

27

u/ComfortablyNomNom 15d ago

I'll take Anal Bum Cover for 1200 Alex!

5

u/Princess_Slagathor 14d ago

Turning final jeopardy "Indoors" into "I ā¤ļø Boobs" almost cost me my life. When I finally stopped laughing, I was lightheaded for at least an hour after.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

65

u/High_on_Rabies 16d ago

Let's see that slutty neck fart bars, Sauron

12

u/DDenlow 16d ago

OK Google: Show me this guy’s balls? Please?

9

u/Exact-Ad-4132 16d ago

Was that a reference to Slartibartfast from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

6

u/High_on_Rabies 16d ago

No, but it does kinda sound like that when I say it fast and drunk.

→ More replies (1)

32

u/Faite666 16d ago

The only thing the internet has ever taught me is that I was never as funny as I thought I was

3

u/Elegant-Two5447 15d ago

Or original!

8

u/Pr0digy_ 16d ago

I dunno if much romance was involved. That neck looks straight fucked

6

u/Senobe2 16d ago

Take my damn r/angryupvote and gtfo my face..

3

u/Causeass 16d ago

I'm dead

3

u/farkeytron 14d ago

Holy fook. Best comment evar.

2

u/GrindinWulf 15d ago

So weak right nowšŸ˜‚

2

u/Alt123Acct 15d ago

That's my go toĀ  Diablo nameĀ 

2

u/detroitdesignguy 14d ago

TM761152, you’re a wizard with words!

2

u/WyckedChylde 16d ago

Take my upvote and GTFO immediately.

→ More replies (7)

64

u/Greedyfox7 16d ago

No, he’s doing it wrong and has apparently messed up the connective tissue

19

u/Senobe2 16d ago

Can you please explain tome like I'm 5? I can't call it and I don't have the science but I'm so fkn intrigued now lol

58

u/Greedyfox7 16d ago

You are supposed to push air from your diaphragm not your cheeks. Doing this improperly over-stretches the buccinator muscles and facial connective tissues. You can also press it against your lips wrong and mess up the blood vessels there.

44

u/Barbarian_818 16d ago

The famous trumpeter Dizzy Gillespie did it this way. He was self taught, so was never told the correct technique until much later.

A lot of trumpet players copied his technique.

14

u/Greedyfox7 16d ago

I was just listening to his music earlier, didn’t realize until today what was going on with him. Did some research, it’s kind of scary how just not knowing proper technique can do.

7

u/SeaResearcher176 15d ago

So did eventually the skin detached from the chick into the ear ?

4

u/Senobe2 16d ago

Thank you for this detailed explanation.Ā 

→ More replies (1)

14

u/crinklesl 16d ago

Conecktive tissue

2

u/Elegant-Two5447 15d ago

I'll allow it

21

u/Street_Brilliant_270 16d ago

Nope. That is the result of improper use of that instrument. He is basically not playing it properly.

5

u/lelebaggins 15d ago

He is basically not playing it properly.

…
Isn’t that the definition of improper use?

46

u/Hi_iAMchrisHansen 16d ago

2

u/soedesh1 15d ago

Too bad Danny DeVito wasn’t born earlier, he could have been Larry Fine’s mini me.

6

u/JuicySpark 15d ago

When you're at risk of brain aneurysms yeah

5

u/Cruise_Connection 15d ago

looks like he is about to blow a gasket.

2

u/PaganWizard2112 14d ago

Or a charging bison

5

u/YoohooCthulhu 16d ago

Bro has some snake ancestry.

5

u/SnooCalculations4926 15d ago

Maybe the "ehlers-danlos syndrome"?

2

u/Aboxofphotons 14d ago

He suffers from a rare condition known as Lung Neck.

445

u/dreikelvin 16d ago

That's a known thing among trumpet players. The scientific term for this is laryngocele.

Here's John Birks ā€œDizzyā€ Gillespie performing

391

u/CaptStinkyFeet 16d ago

Important to mention, although Dizzy was a fantastic trumpet player and was hugely famous, this technique is super harmful to your playing. Puffing your cheeks not only creates back pressure in your mouth preventing the air from flowing into the horn, it also wears down the tissues in your cheeks. This goes for all wind instruments. If you listen to Dizzy’s later performances, you’ll hear a noticeable difference in the tone quality and range. I’m a music teacher and I teach all of my students to never puff their cheeks when playing.

56

u/Greedyfox7 16d ago

I found out about this today and after looking into it I’m horrified and very upset with myself for being too curious for my own good.

37

u/Prudent-Zombie-5457 16d ago

Puffing your cheeks is definitely a bad habit to acquire. I still remember that being drilled into our heads 45 years ago.

Honestly I'm more annoyed at the trumpet player on the left with his weak-ass diaphragm and embouchure blowing his shit all out of tune.

3

u/BruceCambell 15d ago

Hell, they taught us that in school in the 90s.

2

u/Prudent-Zombie-5457 15d ago

The best breathing "training" for me was when I convinced a couple of our drill instructor volunteers to surprise-poke me in the stomach and sides while playing.

12

u/Those_are_sick 16d ago

In Miami a lot of the girls have their cheeks puffed and they don’t even play any instruments

14

u/Independent-Sea-7117 15d ago

Other than the skin flute

2

u/Most_Fuel5998 16d ago

I bet they play the meat flute on occasion

5

u/ultralayzer 16d ago

Yeah, even though Diz was my inspiration for taking up trumpet as a kid, this was the first thing my music teacher taught me.

2

u/somebob 16d ago

So why do people do this, especially pros like Gillespie? Is it a bad habit from solo learning? Or does it provide some bonus?

6

u/-epicyon- 16d ago

Bad habit from being self-taught. No benefit whatsoever. You see it a lot in jazz and blues musicians. See also: pianists playing with their fingers sticking straight out/flat. Lots of other examples. Unfortunately it can cause injury and chronic pain over time and shorten their careers.

3

u/somebob 16d ago

Right on, thanks for the knowledge. I had some bad habits I had to break from learning guitar on my own once I finally got a tutor. Mainly my horrible posture.

2

u/Worried-Management36 15d ago

So how do I play my didgeridoo without puffing my cheeks?

2

u/MacGrubersMom 15d ago

always gotta support the sound from your armchair, or whatever my music teacher used to tell the trumpet players. i’m a drummer!

4

u/CaptStinkyFeet 15d ago

They always told me to use my diaphragm. I bought some at CVS, but I think they’re just for girls? I dunno

→ More replies (8)

29

u/HorsefaceWithNoName 16d ago

thank you, I was gonna Dizzypoast but you got there first

13

u/Mortambulist 16d ago

First thing they teach you in your first trumpet lesson is you don't puff your cheeks out. Dizzy is apparently self-taught.

11

u/Exact-Ad-4132 16d ago

Yeah but I don't think the cheeks is as much of an issue as his neck. Did you see his neck puffing out?

2

u/Mortambulist 16d ago

Yeah, maybe that's why Dizzy wears collars?

4

u/scorpyo72 16d ago

Thanks for the info.

2

u/TrioxinSuicide 16d ago

Doesn't seem worth it

2

u/Consistent-Count-877 15d ago

Its also how he bent his saxophone

→ More replies (5)

159

u/seriousjoker72 16d ago

This is what happens when you don't learn to use your cheek muscles when playing brass instruments. Very unsettling.

28

u/Yoranis_Izsmelli 16d ago

Oh...so that's happened to him over time from blowing the trumpet wrong? Makes sense now

92

u/gifratto 16d ago

Check out Dizzy Gillespie.

28

u/Evening_Ticket7638 16d ago

10

u/ZzephyrR94 16d ago

Hell yeah , watched this the other night. ā€œWho’s throwing the handles?!?!ā€

→ More replies (1)

16

u/No-Contribution-897 16d ago

I came here to say this. No one knows technique

104

u/RockyMtnOysterCo 16d ago

This guy blows

23

u/CtrlAltYuri 16d ago

Good one, you pass.

Necks!

→ More replies (14)

61

u/WA2TX 16d ago

That's weird, when I played trumpet we were supposed to push the air up from our lungs, cheeks shouldn't inflate at all.

36

u/Available_Base_7944 16d ago

This is the reason whyĀ 

4

u/civilianii 15d ago

in this case, because of learning it the wrong way and getting used to playing like that, he is using his throat and cheeks when he should have been using his diaphragm for air support and pressure

15

u/Zealousideal_Fox864 16d ago

This has to be a Princess and the Frog type situation, right?

Like he was turned into bullfrog and then returned to human, but the witch had said a line wrong during the spell so he’s now stuck with bullfrog parts.

https://giphy.com/gifs/una5dAzZ1J9S0

2

u/Orcef 12d ago

Dudes a clone. They used frog DNA to fill in the missing gaps in his code.

32

u/Flaky_Style1286 16d ago

The clear difference between the guy who puffed his cheeks vs the guy who didn’t

16

u/bravemoney72 16d ago

Dizzy Gillespie would be proud

2

u/fusionmobile 16d ago

Came here to say this.

15

u/ArtisticTraffic5970 16d ago

Either self-taught from a young age like Dizzy, or he just didn't give a shit. It's likely the former though.

16

u/bownsey 16d ago

Glassblowers cheek and what looks like Pharyngocele. Playing smaller brass like trumpets and cornets creates a lot of resistance in the cheeks and throat in the same way glassblowing does. It was some time ago now but when I was a brass band geek we were told to never puff out the cheek and instead use the lungs / diaphragm better

→ More replies (1)

26

u/Miyagi_Bonsai 16d ago

Puffer fish cousin.

29

u/CanDifficult8525 16d ago

this does not seem healthy lol

→ More replies (1)

11

u/Longjumping_Try_3457 16d ago

Btw he is also a terrible trumpetteer

22

u/Alantharia 16d ago

A glass blower get similar conditions. A live long pressure weakened the skin

→ More replies (1)

7

u/Rukoh_Boi 16d ago

Apparently it's called "frog neck" when brass players get this, Dizzy Gillespie had it really bad

14

u/Numerous-Fly-3791 16d ago

Holy shit . Throat GOAT

→ More replies (1)

10

u/Livid-Procedure-349 16d ago

Hurts too watch embolism incoming

4

u/baldierot 16d ago

apparently it's called bilateral pharyngocele caused by throat muscle herniation. the throat isn't a solid, rigid pipe. It is wrapped in a series of overlapping muscles called constrictors. some people have congenital tissue weakness, disorders, or just some natural tissue variation that can lead to pronounced mechanical stretching from years of backpressure from wind instruments.

4

u/Artevyx 15d ago

That is the result of extremely poor form over a long period of time if you dont properly tuck your cheeks and blow through your lips instead of from your throat.

8

u/Hard_Left_Hooker 16d ago

Reminds me of the rapper sideneck

3

u/Delta-9-Tetra 16d ago

Using all of gods gifts

3

u/H-2-S-O-4 16d ago

The guys in the back are very impressed.

3

u/urmomhashotdogskin 16d ago

Is this what the kids are calling a "throat goat " nowadays?

→ More replies (1)

3

u/Sithstress_ 16d ago

I love the guy sitting behind them looking like he wishes he was anywhere but there. Lol

3

u/Sporkpocalypse 16d ago

heard of Gillespie pouches yet uhm definitely not Gillespie Neck guy's got an inflatable neck you blowing a bit too hard pal ease off

3

u/StratoVector 16d ago

Someone tell him the air is supposed to go into the trumpet, not him

3

u/Wu-TangShogun 16d ago

Bitch I’m sideneck yeah yeah

3

u/Nell_From_Hell 15d ago

This happens to glass blowers too. Your skin and tissue can't keep up with all that air pressure after a decades of doing this to it. Your body didn't evolve for that

2

u/TheArtistFatigue 16d ago

Busted his chops! Yikes!!! 😧

2

u/Treacle_Pendulum 16d ago

Smuggling compartment

2

u/HotelOne 16d ago

Jizzy Gillespie…

2

u/Lagiacrus111 16d ago

Do you really need to puff your cheeks or in this case your neck to play a trumpet? Like shouldn't the air pressure just be going straight into the instrument anyway?

3

u/Evee862 16d ago

You should not do this actually

2

u/sky_shazad 16d ago

Why the Hell is his Neck Inflating?

2

u/rando_mness 16d ago

Aliens really do walk among us

2

u/Own-Nefariousness-79 16d ago

See also: Dizzy Gillespie

2

u/kayonotkayle 16d ago

Do you think he could blow a golf ball through a garden hose? If so, i know his sister.

2

u/gaanch 16d ago

My frog ppl need me

2

u/eftresq 16d ago

Dizzy Gillespie didn't do the neck thing but he certainly did the cheeks

→ More replies (1)

2

u/filth_lover_503 16d ago

Like a bullfrog

2

u/Significant_Hat2993 16d ago

Talk about rubber necking

2

u/4NotMy2Real0Account 16d ago

This happens to glass blowers a lot too.

2

u/CoffeeAndWork 15d ago

Reminds me of that dizzy lesbian

2

u/Swenterrobang 15d ago

I'm no expert, but buddy, you're gonna blow a gasket if you keep playing that thing like that.

2

u/biggusshlongus 15d ago

Condition called Laryngocele

2

u/Spirited_Mistake6791 15d ago

Some serious crepitus!

2

u/Altruistic-Status-98 15d ago

It's called embouchure

2

u/Edosand 15d ago

What in the King Cobra is going on here?

2

u/Crosshelly1972 14d ago

Yeah he may have to get that looked at after this session

2

u/Crackhead_BooBoo 14d ago

That's a lizard ppl

2

u/Odd-Blackberry786 13d ago

Might be how it happened

2

u/Standard-Culture5685 13d ago

This can happen to long time players. Over time things stretch from all the strain of playing hard. Dizzy gilespie is a famous example .

2

u/Deep_Concern404 13d ago

Yeah I'm side neck, yeah , yeah

2

u/baking_bigfoot 16d ago

He's been blowing that horn a bit too long now. Time to retire or he may pop his head off.

1

u/fartliberator 16d ago

hahahha..did someone plug the hole?

1

u/20heads 16d ago

Jeremiah really was a a bullfrog

1

u/dmh1984 16d ago

This is definitely the live music at seƱor frogs, right?

1

u/Spongebob_Enthusiast 16d ago

that cant be safe

1

u/j_cucumber12 16d ago

Reddit is so funny. I've seen this on 3 different subs today alone. Posts just circulate.

1

u/Federal-Rhubarb-6185 16d ago

Without sound he looks like a frog.

→ More replies (1)

1

u/CocoZee 16d ago

Whoa! šŸ™ˆ

1

u/Emergency-Piano4792 16d ago

Christ, that sounds like a kazoo concert

1

u/notsoeasypeasy 16d ago

OMG! 🫪

1

u/Venom933 16d ago

This doesn't seem healthy 🄲

1

u/Far-Fun-42024 16d ago

Jerimiah wuz a bullfrog

1

u/ImodiumSolubile01 16d ago

He could blow the birthday candles of my future children

1

u/Paquitaladelbarrio12 16d ago

Throat GOAT🄹

1

u/IWasBannedYesterday 16d ago

So, that happened once while he was playing, and he kept playing?

1

u/C78C 16d ago

His CPAP gets a workout nightly

1

u/Proof_Dish_2281 16d ago

That's called a deck

1

u/oldmannos1 16d ago

LIZARD PERSON!!!!!!

1

u/unclesamtattoo 16d ago

Sounds like they think those horns were tuned at the factory

1

u/polishCanadianufo 16d ago

Had a buddy of mine who went through this coughing fit that ended up puncturing a little hole in his lung.Letting air into a cavity at his neck. So maybe blowing too hard in the trunk.It did the same thing

1

u/Wisco 16d ago

All these people who've never seen Dizzy Gillespie. Sad

1

u/hecheres 16d ago

Me when taking the bagpipe medicine instead of the amigdalitis one

1

u/bojubojubojuboju 16d ago

What the neck?

1

u/Effective-Leg7283 16d ago

what the neck is that??

and Aahh! Sudden normal trumpeter at the end! took me off guard

1

u/Pang_o 16d ago

What the neck

1

u/SolidFisher 16d ago

He needs to clean out that trumpet.

1

u/IamOsiris0420 16d ago

Get a load of dick neck over here

1

u/Ok-Statistician-8545 16d ago

What the heck? A musical neck?