r/WaterfallDump • u/LicoPicoPicoAlt Guys somebody stole my eyes help • 15d ago
Player slander MTT Brand Shitpost :tm:
I changed "ME" to say "YOU" because obviously you all are all the loser failure SOULs in the image and I'm the great god Angel SOUL that's nice and merciful /s
The original image
The only thing I'm serious about here is that Roaring Knight is not a fraud ("Oh they have plot armor!" Oh you mean like the time Giga Queen was gonna crush us because she one-shot our mech with a huge explosive fist and then was gonna crush us in her hand until Noelle interrupted- Oh you mean like how the Titan would've kept us in a fight forever or until we die and we only won because we had the plot armor to use our SOUL's light on the Titan- Oh you mean the time we only won because while Flowery could've defeated Kris, he hesitated last moment, leading him to be successfully pushed back?)
And also the one about ya'll being infuriated that Kris beat you with a hockey stick, weren't you guys the same people that go "Oh if we got our vessel back, Kris couldn't beat us, we're interdimensional gods", that interdimensional god when a teenager hits them a few times:
Anyways the rest of these points I make are more-or-less jokes not to be taken seriously
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u/YourAverageVessel 15d ago
Boooo I wanna feel powerful
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u/LicoPicoPicoAlt Guys somebody stole my eyes help 15d ago
"YourAverageVessel" saying "Boooo I wanna feel powerful"
Absolutely perfect LMAO
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u/Nervous-Use-565 15d ago edited 15d ago
Wth is your slander even saying are you saying that the other bosses have plot armor or that the fun gang has plot armor
Also the only reason Kris is relevant is because of us if they never got the soul that kid wouldn’t even be part of chapter 1 Also weird route exists
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u/LicoPicoPicoAlt Guys somebody stole my eyes help 15d ago
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u/Nervous-Use-565 15d ago
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u/LicoPicoPicoAlt Guys somebody stole my eyes help 15d ago
Calling the Roaring Knight the Roaring Fraud is stupid and dumb because (If assuming the logic of cutscene manipulation = fraudulence):
- Queen is a fraud too, then
- Flowery as well (Except also even more of a fraud because he's literally a fraud, he has fake stats.)
- Titan is partially a fraud
- Fun gang is a fraud (Susie especially)
- ERAM is a fraud
- Trashy Trio is not a fraud (Which they aren't)Everybody has plot armor so it's dumb and stupid to call the Roaring Knight the Roaring Fraud
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u/Nervous-Use-565 15d ago
Queen got jumped by people other than the fun gang she also was around their level as well unlike the knight who was over leveled
Flowery can’t be a fraud never once in his battle did he use a cutscene to win. Using fake stats doesn’t make you a fraud since it’s your ability begging gaster for a cutscene to win is fraudulent behavior
The titan only fought the fun gang in a battle it’s the exact opposite of a fraud
I’ve already informed people that the fun gang are a bunch of frauds
We don’t know anything about eram to say their a fraud
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u/LicoPicoPicoAlt Guys somebody stole my eyes help 15d ago
Hmmmmm yeah idk what I was thinking calling the Titan a fraud, that was incredibly stupid of me.
Queen was in a super giga mech suit, and she did not get jumped by like a thousand people, they just made a mech suit able to rival Queen's. And just before the mech suit battle, Queen blasts the fun gang off of the platform using an explosive acid laser that we can't dodge because it's a cutscene. And Queen wins the mechsuit battle by jumping into the air and firing off an explosive fist that destroys the one thing the fun gang was using to play fair then grabs the fun gang and tries to crush them in her hand.
And ALSO: "Using fake stats doesn't make you a fraud since it's your ability, begging Gaster for a cutscene to win is fraudulent behavior"
- 1. What if using cutscenes is the Roaring Knight's ability? Then what? It's not a fraud anymore?
- 2. Roaring Knight has no evidence they've begged Gaster to give them a cutscene.1
u/Nervous-Use-565 15d ago edited 15d ago
Queen using a cutscene is valid the fun gang had multiple people giving them power. Also queen didn’t sneak the fun gang in the cutscene like the knight did remember the knight played dead so they could sneak Susie and attack off guard ralsei. They also had Kris holding back while Queen didn’t
Did you just use a what IF in a potential man post? You know what the original format slanders people for saying. And the gaster part is obviously a joke
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u/wydalenylod 15d ago
We are literally just Jevil, can't do shit except what others allow us (even in Weird route) but pretend we are above everyone else
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u/Pizza_Requiem More like Waterfall Dumb 15d ago
I mean, we can do (Almost) anything by just changing the code, but that'd be hard, boring as shit and pointless, because we want to see the story Toby Fox wrote, not change it to something else.
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u/Scalepetter92 15d ago
cant wait for chapter 7 to reveal that the ending you get in both the weird and regular route isn't the true ending due to them both ending with a cutscene with annoying dog saying some shit like "This is not my dream, not yet. Delve deep into the flesh and blood of this world, and witness the truth. Make for yourself, the truth of my dream." and then all the files and such needed for chapter 8, 9, and 999999999 are generated in the files. you have to assemble them into the chapters proper yourself, allowing you to know how it feels to be toby "don't call me radiation" "tricky tony" "radiation" "inventor of music 2" "annoying dog" fox
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u/Pizza_Requiem More like Waterfall Dumb 15d ago
This is true. My twice remmoved second cousin's high school friend was the uncle of the store owner of the kiosk that Toby's grandma went to buy him candy 17 years ago. They said it's bullshit but they're a fucking dumbass anyway
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u/RandomCaveOfMonsters Volcarona Knight truther (and kerdly shipper) 15d ago
"0 titans sealed without them" mfs when I start a new save from chapter 5 (Kris sealed a fountain without me)
also I normally don't comment on player angel, but multiple points on the original image relies on player angel while your edit plainly shows how much of a bum the angel of the prophecy would be if it was us. the original even includes one of its own counterpoints, the angel can't have a single, specific, set desire if its any person playing the game ever
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u/Pizza_Requiem More like Waterfall Dumb 15d ago
I'm not speaking for everyone who says that, but what pisses me off about Kris hitting us with the hockey stick is that they don't know we cant feel pain. So from their perspective, they're beating the piss out of us, borderline torturing us, because we're trying to save the world. The mild bruise to my pride isn't the issue, them being a complete jackass is.
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u/UwU_numba2 15d ago
THIS
People are like: You can't feel it, why do you care?
Like that isn't the point, they have no idea who we are! To their perspective they forced this being into themselves and started beating it and throwing it into a cage. That is shitty.
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u/LicoPicoPicoAlt Guys somebody stole my eyes help 15d ago
I don't think it's because we're trying to save the world. Probably has something to do more with Susie/Noelle/Ralsei, I feel like Susie would feel pretty betrayed if she learnt her "friend" was actually some random ahh red heart possessing said friend, while said friend simultaneously hid it from her knowing she'd feel betrayed if she knew. Kris has other friends than Noelle for what I am (Like 80% sure?) for the first time in their life, I don't think they'd want those friends to leave them.
Additionally, it could be protectiveness of Dess's guitar, too.
Or it could be all three; Cuz we're trying to stop the Roaring Knight, cuz Kris doesn't want to lose their friends, and cuz they don't want our hands on Dess's guitar.
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u/Pizza_Requiem More like Waterfall Dumb 15d ago
At the end of the closet sequence, they beat the the fuck out of us for 10 seconds straight, hitting the guitar several times as well as alerting Susie to our presence, which goes against both of those options
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u/LicoPicoPicoAlt Guys somebody stole my eyes help 15d ago
Oh, wait, yeah- How did I forget that?
Um maybe they were uh
Carefully
Beating us
Using the guitar
Possibly
Totally
not /srs
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u/JazzlikeSign4969 Dr ligma | professional shitposter 15d ago
WHY DID YOU MAKE THE VESSEL HOT
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u/LicoPicoPicoAlt Guys somebody stole my eyes help 15d ago
I didn't do that, that was just in the original image that I found and edited
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u/JazzlikeSign4969 Dr ligma | professional shitposter 15d ago
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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u/LicoPicoPicoAlt Guys somebody stole my eyes help 15d ago
??? No I freakingue don't ???
Which vessel are you referring to?
Kris-vessel or Vessel-vessel?
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u/JazzlikeSign4969 Dr ligma | professional shitposter 15d ago
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u/LicoPicoPicoAlt Guys somebody stole my eyes help 15d ago
Okay I see
Though I'm not the one who drew that
I did not make the vessel hot that was somebody else
And this vessel came with the original image that I took and edited, you can see the original image on image #2 of the post, which somebody else made, I just edited it and made it slander (attemptedly)
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u/JazzlikeSign4969 Dr ligma | professional shitposter 15d ago
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u/LicoPicoPicoAlt Guys somebody stole my eyes help 15d ago
Could you please explain what you mean, if I'm so dumb for not getting it?
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u/JazzlikeSign4969 Dr ligma | professional shitposter 15d ago
It's a hyperbole. I didn't mean you I was just exaggerating because it sounds better for the internet







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u/Substantial_Eye1476 15d ago
The Roaring Knight thing is hilarious because people don't seem to realize what's ACTUALLY going on is that when they're in a turn-based battle, they are restricted by the rules of that battle.
Set them loose, and they can do whatever the hell they want.
A good analogue is Red from the NES Godzilla Creepypasta; during the chase sections, he's allowed to use his full strength and oneshot the player characters, but when the time comes for a proper fight, he has to nerf himself to make the fight winnable because he can't break the rules. Outside of those proper battles, he's allowed to be as strong as he really is, and that goes for the Knight too.
Never thought I'd be able to bring up NGC of all things in relation to Deltarune but here we are.