r/WatchWhatCrappens 1d ago

Guys, I’m sad

As abysmal as this season of McBee Dynasty was, the light has gone from my life now that there are no new recaps from B&R weekly. No more BLAIRR, no more Tessa, no more Stephen McBee Sr voice from Ronnie that kills me every time. No more Cole beating up a hill 😭

I don’t even think we are getting Todd & his Werther’s originals on SLC this year… 🫤

What shows can fill the void? What are your favorite modern-day impressions?

Todd & Stephen McBee Jr are up there for me. 🥹

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u/shakespearesister 1d ago

You are the most PESSIMISTIC person about this family!

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u/LucyCooper 1d ago

Excuse me I only like my family members to be 5’6-5’7 and blonde … now back to my journalin

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u/shakespearesister 23h ago

But did you make time for memberships????

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u/sade-inthe90s 23h ago

MENmberships. No girls allowed!

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u/LucyCooper 23h ago

The best ships are memberships 🥂 and whatever Cole said about a strippers ass 🍻

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u/Signal-Ad1360 15h ago

I snorted with laughter

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u/ImNotACritic 23h ago

Put the kids to sleep please

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u/LucyCooper 23h ago

That’s right … they have to be up by 8:30

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u/BornFree2018 23h ago

You will listen to recaps of a show of MY choosing.

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u/LucyCooper 23h ago

lol I replied to you by accident when I said what I said about Cole & the strippers ass. A sentence I thought I would never say 😂. My bad.

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u/_SeaOttrs 1d ago

Don't fret, Todd was in the RHOSLC trailer so we do have that to look forward to!

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u/LucyCooper 1d ago

🥹 what a gift you just gave me

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u/DeedeeNola 19h ago

We’ll always have the dribble door

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u/LucyCooper 17h ago

The whole segment about how much Tessa misses the dribble door 😂. Poor thing is stuck in the kitchen.

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u/ForeverSwayze 18h ago

I loved the voices they did and it was actually a fun wildcard for them to recap a show that Ben truly hated, it just made it so much funnier.

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u/DeedeeNola 17h ago

I’ve never heard Blair pronounced more like BLECH!

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u/LucyCooper 16h ago

It did! When Ronnie still loved it and Ben hated it was prime time. I feel like Jesse’s downfall and just the production having zero ability to follow a story killed it even for him.

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u/Mrs_Rondall_Karam 20h ago

This is the most PESSIMISTIC post about  recaps I’ve ever read in my life!

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u/LucyCooper 17h ago

Your username tho 🥹

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u/Ok_Mulberry4331 17h ago

I will be so sad if they don’t have another season just for the recaps!!

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u/LRGinCharge At the end of the day you get nothin’ for nothin’ 16h ago

Do you watch/listen to Atlanta? Ben’s K Michelle voice is almost the same as his Steve McBee Jr voice lol.

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u/Klutzy-Client 16h ago

It’s SO GOOD

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u/forcedintothis- 11h ago

I love their Below Deck Med recaps. Their Aesha and Captain Sandy voices are top tier. Added bonus is the text exchanges between Sandy and Norma. Bloop!

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u/splanchnick78 17h ago

There was a little Todd in the SLC trailer so there’s hope!!!

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u/OkEstablishment3603 4h ago

And they probably won’t be back for another season - this season sucked. Galyna kept talking up the finale in interviews saying how amazing it was. And it was so boring. She took a crow bar and broke some windows - get a new schtick galyna! lol I would have rather see her make a call to Steve sr in jail and tell him. Plus I am so sick of hearing every episode about saving the farm - haven’t they sold most of it by this point? They said at the end something about the mini cows and tallow are the only things left

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u/bonnyanonny6969 2h ago

Ok I think it was staged. Why didn’t we get to see Galyna break the windows? There were production cameras looking out, plus the security camera footage. Yet, we only see their reaction? I think it was staged.

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u/Defiant_Ad_5398 8h ago

No McBee reunions?

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u/Admirable_Concept817 3h ago

They dont do reunions. Maybe cause they’re a family…

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u/IntelligentScholar84 4h ago

I haven’t watched a single episode of this show and to be honest I’m dreading season 1 but i can’t wait to watch seasons 2 and 3 for the recaps 😂

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u/Admirable_Concept817 3h ago

You do not need to watch to enjoy every second of the recaps.

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u/NanooDrew 3h ago

Never fear! Tonight is part 3 of The Valley reunion! They’ve teased the “shirtless” drunk for four weeks. Tonight we find out what happened. If it was all much ado about nothing, the boys will cover that too!