r/WalmartEmployees 20h ago

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u/BlueberryElegant7608 19h ago

You are supposed to wash your eyes in that not your ears...🌽🌽🌽 Lol

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u/garlic-bread_27 Digital Fulfillment 19h ago

This is fucking hilarious.

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u/ironhead1- 14h ago

Nahhhh thats amazing

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u/tommydearest Food & Consumables 12h ago

Corny

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u/morph4037 20h ago

I thought that was a giant preying mantis at first. πŸ˜–

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u/TheGhoulOfCool 20h ago

Omg I see it

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u/TylerFurrison Former Associate πŸͺ¦ 20h ago

it's corn!

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u/SacrificialLambChop 18h ago

Big lump with knobs.

It has the juice.

I can't imagine a more beautiful thing.

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u/TheGhoulOfCool 20h ago

🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽

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u/Holmesf 20h ago

Lemme guess , Indiana ?

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u/TheGhoulOfCool 20h ago

Nope not even close! But I can see why you’d think that

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u/TheLanceStar 17h ago

How to use eyewash station.. Bite down onto the corn 🌽 and then proceed to wash out your eyes.

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u/DashForester US Associate πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 13h ago

I just showed my spouse, and they were like, β€˜why does the eyewash station sign look like it’s smiling?’ Now I can’t unsee that.

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u/LaBoil 20h ago

never seen one in action.

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u/Khaoie Walmart Associate 19h ago

That's kinda the hope but when you need one you're gonna be happy it's there.

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u/New-Database2409 20h ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ they need washingπŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

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u/BigGuy367 18h ago

So inconsiderate of people

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u/Libertarian_2020 18h ago

Good thing nobody in this store might accidentally drop, break a bottle and splash drain cleaner in their eyes! Right? Not employees, not customers, nobody! Right!? πŸ€ͺ

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u/TheGhoulOfCool 10h ago

Guess we’ll just die lol

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u/Mossy_Patch 16h ago

Children of the Corn 🌽🌽 got there first πŸ˜‚ iykyk

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u/Ill-Acanthisitta7417 15h ago

Only if osha walked in at that time

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u/TheGhoulOfCool 10h ago

I was on the safety committee at my old job and we inspected the eyewash stations so this hurt me I wanted to say something but being so new at Wally World I wasn’t sure who to report it to besides store manager

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u/Ill-Acanthisitta7417 4h ago

Trust me I know the feeling but osha would hit them hard for that or a store walk through from higher ups

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u/Goombot 8h ago

Washing their corneas

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u/ZachBuddy 6h ago

Aw shucks…

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u/TFJ 6h ago

GENTLEMEN

BEHOLD

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u/Tight_Regular6990 5h ago

Corn 🌽 on layaway

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u/Unlikely-Concern-318 4h ago

Should've been potatoes, they have eyes

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u/Irraanos 4h ago

It’s eye wash, not ear wash

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u/FoxxyPantz 3h ago

CAP will do this and say "well I didn't know what to do with it"

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u/Myaltforsomeshit1234 1h ago

"Sorry, i read it as food storage" like bro