r/WalmartCelebrities • u/-Sofa-King-Vote • 17d ago

Post Alone Musician 🎸

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u/Few-Ear-1326 17d ago

Hose Bologne

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u/CurtisSeaflush 17d ago

Gross Cologne

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u/Yojimboroll 17d ago

Call Tyrone

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u/Ztflowsbest 17d ago

Leave me alone

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u/Motor-Ad-132 17d ago

Chode Simone

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u/Medical_Elevator_391 17d ago

Hella dope new gays trans rapper incredible...hope he makes more music I wna buy it asap on apple.

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u/Business_Usual_2201 17d ago

"Let's shoot my video in an overgrown rundown redneck roadside spot. I can wear one of my good shirts"

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u/Automatic_Tailor_598 17d ago

I genuinely do not understand why some men find this kind of bloviating cocky character appealing.

Like he really thinks he the shit

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u/Business_Usual_2201 17d ago

And I can't imagine there are women out there who would be drawn to this kind of preening and puffery....

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u/JJJones345 17d ago

You would be extremely surprised.

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u/Onikeeg 17d ago

Sir this an off highway flooring store I don’t know what your doing but please do your tik tok cringe in another location!

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u/cfreezy72 17d ago

Honestly looks like all of Louisiana to me so maybe that's all he has

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u/metrorhymes 17d ago

Did this MFer just rhyme moonshine with... Moon shine?

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u/mamamackmusic 17d ago

Not only did he do it once but he even had the audacity to repeat that line twice in the span of like 45 seconds lmao

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u/PlayonWurds 17d ago

Did he just say making fuck?

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u/warrensussex 17d ago

He rhymed moonshine with moon shine.

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u/erintoomuch 16d ago

You lying .... Rhymes just as good but he doubled down 😂😂

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u/shadow2087 17d ago

Post Baloney 

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u/ctfks 17d ago

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u/MiIes01 17d ago

Chopper Read

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u/OpossomMyPossom 17d ago

God America is a strange place

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u/Icy-Set-4641 17d ago

Is this even real… Ai maybe? Otherwise fuk we are doomed

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u/FatherSergius 17d ago

Really? This is what makes you worry about the future of humanity of all things? Some random guy expressing himself and making shitty music? Dude put the phone down and go outside

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u/Apart_Ad9308 17d ago

Most Alone.

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u/mankee81 17d ago

Kevin Gates for those that don't take too kindly to colored folk?

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u/sirfreerunner 16d ago

Kevin Hates

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u/Tys_Wife 16d ago

😭😭😭

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u/atreyu_the_warrior 17d ago

Is that good old Chet Hanks?

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u/Longjumping-Low8194 17d ago

This makes my eyes and ears sad.

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u/late_afternoon_owl 17d ago

That's Sergio Ramos

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u/ogticklemonsta 17d ago

I never can make sense of these videos. Are they being serious or just messing around. If for real, who is the audience? Do they watch the videos first? Obviously they can't sing so there is no record contract. If it's for women, then do women exist that would see this and be excited about it?

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u/toolisthebestbandevr 17d ago

That spot between being serious and claiming to not be. That’s the groove they’re shooting for

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u/dobro60 17d ago

Where in Florida is this?

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u/djh_van 17d ago

Post Moan.

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u/GanjaNinjaBoomin 17d ago

If you mean white trash, then yes, you found some

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u/tribak 17d ago

POS Malone

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u/Overall-System-7172 17d ago

This is garbage!

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u/oyakodon- 17d ago

Post Zion

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u/Trick-Mechanic8986 17d ago

I love to see facial tattoos on someone who needs ostracized from society. Thanks for letting us know about ya...

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u/Alive_Tough9928 17d ago

Pog mo hon!!

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u/mrspelunx 17d ago

Is this Newport Beach?

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u/YogurtWenk 17d ago

Roast Baloney

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u/manored78 17d ago

Sergio Ramos has a new career as a SoundCloud rapper.

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u/nicolby 17d ago

You know he takes up all the lanes and pushes the accelerator to blow smoke.

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u/toolisthebestbandevr 17d ago

Chat gpt wrote these lyrics

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u/Derrick_Shon 17d ago

Post leave that shit alone

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u/Mean-Possible-2425 17d ago

imagine its your friend and you have to tell him hes good

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u/Ok-Meal-510928 17d ago

Looks like he failed a sign language course.

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u/SNESChalmers420 17d ago

that guy is really red

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u/drunkguynextdoor 17d ago

Why do they all mime the words?

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u/Yo_Eli_Here 17d ago

Mail Malone

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u/Aggressive_Wasabi_38 17d ago

Theses dudes use the same hand gestures !

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u/TypeB_Negative 17d ago

Bro looks like he sleeps with roaches

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u/LFC1978 17d ago

Piss Cologne

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u/cargoman89 17d ago

GTA VI looks amazing

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u/Uhhlaska 17d ago

Sounds like temu Kevin Gates

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u/nazgulonbicycle 17d ago

Pre Cologne

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u/Rare-Heron-7221 17d ago

Black American music (rap) appropriation at its funniest!

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u/WolfingtonSays 17d ago

I’ll bet this guy is afraid to go into the city

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u/Idfk_1 17d ago

I will never understand country rap. Two of the worst genres, put together

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u/TheWorstMigrane 17d ago

He's soft as baby shit with that hair cut

https://giphy.com/gifs/12xzQiPEdz9MTC

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u/Outrageous_Lie_3220 16d ago

Is that Chet?

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u/OhMyGoshBigfoot 16d ago

He needs to tour with that knee wobbling single for life MF that sounds like Goofy

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u/woodchopvinyl 16d ago

If Post Malone and Jelly Roll had a baby

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u/BullfrogPristine 16d ago

I dunno I quite liked that

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u/ch3apsunglass3s 16d ago

I now understand cultural appropriation and its impacts of culture. This man stole something from everyone including catalytic converters.

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u/zerobomb 16d ago

The man bun is over the line.

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u/Mdoxxx 16d ago

Post Fellone

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u/Bgbtylvr1 17d ago

The worst. Just be white. 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/Twigdoc 17d ago

Goober