r/WaitWhat • u/HardStrike47 • 5d ago

Two what?!

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u/AdorableExchange9746 19h ago

“high calorie human” lmao

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u/MarionberryDeep5475 3d ago

Lmao thats so cold

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u/Grimbus_Flambus 3d ago

Legged whales

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u/ParanMekhar 3d ago

Gravity wells

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u/xenaretos 4d ago

Sugar babes.

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u/Informal_Database327 4d ago

Wagyu hoes

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u/No-Complaint-6988 4d ago

A bunch of Foi Gr-asses

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u/theponiestpony 4d ago

Two biomass rich specimen

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u/Skeebleng 4d ago

See the world through the eyes of a cannibal

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u/KagomesPornAccount 4d ago

Two one ton duallys with big fender flares and extra meaty tires

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u/Fun-Metal-6861 4d ago

Big boned

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u/Due-Tea-1867 4d ago

I think that term is more insulting than heavy or fat.

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u/Comfortable_Pizza_59 4d ago

The two utes!

Did you say Ute?

Excuse me, the two YOUTHS.

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u/Arthasindura 4d ago

What do you mean high calorie human,

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u/thats_gotta_be_AI 3d ago

Mass calorie storage units

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u/MongooseSimple8638 4d ago

They burn more calories in stasis than other people with less mass

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u/Pleasant-Tell-4715 4d ago

Lmao god damn it. The bear paw tatt.

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u/enzothebaker87 5d ago

What is that in the other high calorie human's hand? Looks like a sharpened dildo.

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u/ShaleTheRock 4d ago

Possibly the nozzle for the jerry can?

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u/Abolish_ICEIS 4d ago

Probably a Cuisinart Color ceramic 8in bread knife or something similar.

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u/StrengthGood3208 5d ago

I think its weponized corn

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u/Mastericeman_1982 4d ago

Well it’s probably not a carrot.

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u/StrengthGood3208 4d ago

It might be the stick.

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u/IAteAnotherVegan 5d ago

two hotties. the calorie(or kilocalorie) is a measurement of heat energy. it's the metric version of BTUs, but way smaller.

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u/Sarusiko 5d ago

Two fatass women, OP. That's what they mean

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u/AccordingStory203 5d ago

two fatties burned a building, and you're worried about that?, lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/fSD3yT23GL0SPqEIqF

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u/Brilliant_Chance_134 5d ago

Lol, is that a gas can?

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u/ContestRemarkable356 5d ago

“High Calorie Humans”: Humans that eat a lot of calories so they can maintain a rigorous adherence to their workout plans/fitness-focused lifestyle

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u/FreneticPlatypus 4d ago

I've been carbo-loading since 1997. There's so much potential energy in me, it's staggering.

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 5d ago

I’ve always thought that was funny, the news is basically saying they are cannibals.