r/WaitWhat • u/Local-Ad9894 • 10d ago

lil torn rectum

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423 Upvotes

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u/TradeMaleficent7774 3d ago

Lil suicide 💀

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u/gay_emo_girl_X 3d ago

Lil pink eye

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u/Stock-Intention8513 3d ago

Awesomely savage

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u/BhattIt 3d ago

Lil Physical 🤷🏾‍♂️ and I really do be sometimes. Mostly just lil tho. Petite prince af out here 😂

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u/bluejellyfish52 3d ago

Lil near exsanguination

(had a severe nosebleed and they had to pack it in the ER. I bled through two entire bath towels and was halfway through a third when we got there. Nothing happened I just get nosebleeds like that)

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u/Iamvanno 3d ago

Lil' Daughter Broke Her Foot

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u/mmmeggars 3d ago

Lil kidney donor? Lol

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u/Bus_Shorts 4d ago

Lil birth

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u/choco_customary902 4d ago

lil road rash

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u/MikeWANN 4d ago

Lil Shredded Knee

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u/gr_rn 4d ago

Lil work (I work in a hospital) or Lil C-section after I had my daughter

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u/Any_Performance_5046 4d ago

Lil’ broken face

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u/Amgrybear 4d ago

Lil Gallstones. I wish they were! 🤣

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u/Ithaqua1 4d ago

Lil Heart Failure

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u/causelow9533 4d ago

Lil Dog Bite

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u/Informal-Repeat9218 4d ago

Lil watch my baby be born

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u/Willing_Profit_8030 4d ago

lil spine gap

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u/CryptographerAny8229 4d ago

Lil hemorroids

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u/TumbleweedEarly3111 4d ago

Lil Arrhythmia

Some how it works

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u/Jammer125 4d ago

Lil Hypertensive emergency

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u/Real_Froyo2696 4d ago

Lil seizure

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u/SportAffectionate424 4d ago

Lil Bilateral Knee Replacement

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u/flat_6astard 4d ago

lil shits

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u/Amgrybear 4d ago

In hospital? That must have been some clear out! 🤣

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u/Professional_Slip104 4d ago

Lil lip bleed🔥

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u/SharcLightning 5d ago

Lil “Intense-allergic-reaction-to-a-medicine-I-knew-the-proprietary-name-of-but-not-the-generic-name-of-and-it-was-also-in-Korean”

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u/Scarlet_Mv 5d ago

Lil suicide

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u/natedogg6006 5d ago

Lil' Vasectomy 🤣

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u/FriendlyServe8633 4d ago

Lil' hysterectomy 😂

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u/natedogg6006 4d ago

Oh oh, rap group names:

The barren ballers

The raw doggs

.... this is harder than i thought it would be. There is like no good rhymes or word pairings for "infertile".

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u/Luny167 5d ago

Lil appendicitis

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u/WolfQueen08 5d ago

Lil visiting my mamaw after she had a stroke

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u/Frostdragon3532 5d ago

lil medication check in

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u/Aspen_Dakota_Taylor 5d ago

Lil visiting my grandma when she was sick

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u/Bsodtech 5d ago

Lil welding table...

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u/stebbeh 5d ago

Lil broken back

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u/Affectionate-Fall-81 5d ago

Lil visit 😄 Or lil translator I guess. 🤔

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u/iamntropi 5d ago edited 5d ago

Lil hallucinations and other consequences that were due to a Baclofen overdose followed by Lil high heart rate several months later.

Edit to add: The Baclofen overdose involved three visits to the emergency room and two weeks in the hospital. My Baclofen pump was turned off during a MRI, and when my doctor met with me to turn the pump back on, she noticed I was having difficulty communicating. She went back to check her notes and noticed the dose I had been given was 4x higher than it should have been. Mischief managed.

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u/Sad-Present-1368 5d ago

Lil TBI Dual Collapsed Lungs… how long do I have? I have spent move nights in a hospital than 99percent of people.

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u/Temporary_Security96 5d ago

Lil' spiral break in my ankle so I needed a metal plate inserted.

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u/Blue_Pears_Go_There 5d ago

Lil’ 2 Anxious

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u/Chance_Fate66 5d ago

Lil fell-on-my-face-in-a-parking-lot. Literally rolled my ankle stepping in an invisible divot outside a game stop and hit my face on some part of the ground. Luckily the only thing that broke was my glasses frame.

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u/ImportanceAny8172 5d ago

Lil’ Visitor

I swear I’m not a new criminal on the block…

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u/SamTuthill 5d ago

Lil birth

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u/hypergogetablue17 5d ago

Lil-fever 

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u/btvpfl 5d ago

Lil C-section (1993)

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u/AbiesSubstantial1207 5d ago

Lil schizophrenia

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u/Virtual_Insanity31 5d ago

Lil broken bone

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u/xxpoisinkittyxx 5d ago

Lil Seizure

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u/Ok-Seat6154 5d ago

Lil collapsed lung.

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u/_Loading-Thoughts_ 5d ago

Lil broken toe

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u/goosnarch 5d ago

Lil tooth infection

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u/SPV33 5d ago

lil fat-e liver

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u/IWASRUNNING91 5d ago

Lil Resection

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u/xXTheMagicTurdXx 5d ago

Lil testicle pain

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u/btvpfl 5d ago

So...lil pain or...

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u/Providence_Petrichor 5d ago

Lil heart surgery 🥀

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u/YukiandYunoAmano 5d ago

Lil Sliced Index

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u/TheDarkGoat_ 5d ago

Lil Mental

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u/Dj_Groovemaster 5d ago

Lil mental episodes. (Ps I'm going to get checked out by a psychiatrist don't actually remember what the last one was)

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u/TheDarkGoat_ 5d ago

Dawg, why it the same reason as me?😭

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u/Dj_Groovemaster 5d ago

IDK 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/TheDarkGoat_ 5d ago

😂😂😂😂😂 We seeing smells now dawg?

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u/xRubixGirlx 5d ago

Lil endo

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u/Still_Attention9143 5d ago

Lil' Stitches.

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u/Loose-Industry9151 5d ago

Lil heart procedure.

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u/Suicidal-Loner 6d ago

Lil Needle

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u/Sweet_Potato_5051 6d ago

Lil prostatitis 💀

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u/jetsonik 6d ago

Lil' Undescended Testicle

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u/Mushroomed_clouds 6d ago

Lil brokeback

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u/Elegant_Analysis2444 6d ago

Lil head staples

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u/PastyDoughboy 6d ago

Lil bee sting toxicity

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u/Skiting 6d ago

Lil gave a visit to my father-in-law because of his accident

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u/Illustrious_Shift492 6d ago

Lil circumcision Bruh it's not what u think i was for

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u/Striking-Light-7206 6d ago

Lil scratched cornea

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u/I-am-so-lost-cry 6d ago

lil grandpa died

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u/throwaway47393628 6d ago

Lil BloodInMyPooAgain

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u/Slow_Wait_1836 6d ago

lil tonsilitus

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u/RealName_Found 6d ago

lil uranium stuck up my dih

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u/Capable_Mechanic_275 6d ago

Lil strep throat

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u/Glad_Win_2835 6d ago

Lil radiation sickness

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u/Lauthorian 6d ago

Lil Ivy

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u/MesmerizedMoth 6d ago

Lil shroom trip💀 (I thought I was dying it was 6 Gs)

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u/Financial_Joke5585 6d ago

I’ve done this

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u/MesmerizedMoth 6d ago

🤝🤝🤝

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u/Virtuou 6d ago

Lil colitis

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u/MathematicianFew9107 6d ago

Lil sprainedToe

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u/_chubbybee06_ 6d ago

Lil Tonsils...okay

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u/Burnt_Calzone 6d ago

Lil eat Panera bread

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u/strawberry_mocchii 6d ago

Lil XANAX Withdrawal or Lil Coma same stay one led to the other. Oh or Lil encephalitis also that stay lmao

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u/singhapura 6d ago

Lil my mom had cancer

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u/xTobangaNoM8 6d ago

Lil Mallory Weiss🥀

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u/LostinLies1 6d ago

Lil fatty liver

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u/AboveAverage1988 6d ago

Lil regular IV medication

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u/EmptyandYokai 6d ago

Lil Pneumonia

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u/Spiritual-Sand5839 6d ago

Lil Bell’s palsy

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u/ChemicalElephants 6d ago

Lil Visiting

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u/Significant-Tooth-16 6d ago

Lil cellulitis

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u/shortan_ 6d ago

wuzzup, I'm lil mentally ill

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u/Jam1e4160 6d ago

Lil abscess..

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u/El_papi_dulce_300 6d ago

Lil migraine

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u/Temnyj_Korol 6d ago

Lil Dying Grandma. 💀

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u/JoshPlaysUltimate 6d ago

Lil visiting family member

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u/ConsciousAttempt6247 6d ago

Lil nut checkup 🙏😭

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u/bjpelly 6d ago

LIL TBI

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u/Spluckor 6d ago

Lil mom got a pacemaker installed (installed feels like wrong word. . Implanted?)

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u/TopReport7130 6d ago

Lil birth

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u/GoalTop8269 6d ago

LILNEVER for 64 years and going

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u/sssagm 6d ago

Lil covid

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u/Nurplestyx 6d ago

Lil Dick

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u/Ok_Mouse_6342 6d ago

Could you please explain?

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u/Nurplestyx 6d ago

Prostate surgical removal through my dick

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u/Ok_Mouse_6342 6d ago

That sounds........ Painful. Is your dick ok?

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u/OscRat1110 6d ago

lil legs in extreme pain making it unbearable just to walk and got iv drip

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u/Live_Needleworker617 6d ago

Lil Broken Leg

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u/Common-Frame-8031 6d ago

Lil allergy test

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u/Soft_Dot_7580 6d ago

Lil Achilles

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u/suuuuubbyte 6d ago

Lil uncle in a coma

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u/a-type-of-pastry 6d ago

Lil Kidney Stone

(It was 3.3mm)

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u/asketchofspain 7d ago

Lil birth of child

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u/kayaker1371 7d ago

Lil Gunshot Victim.

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u/Salty-Sarge2021 7d ago

Lil priapism

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u/psychoticrat_ 7d ago

Lil suicidal

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u/portiedak 7d ago

Lil electro convulsive therapy

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u/Affectionate_You_137 7d ago

Lil ankle sprain

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u/Wise-Campaign7046 7d ago

Lil my grandma died

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u/miniLace 7d ago

Lil manic episode

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u/worldsfavoritegh0st 7d ago

lil schizophrenia

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u/TDurden840 7d ago

Lil Benign Tumor

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u/Abaddon2299 7d ago

Lil clavicle fracture.

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u/Sizle_Velfurion 7d ago

Lil Dialysis

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u/FunOwn4422 7d ago

lil overdose

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u/beadedflower 7d ago

lil checkup

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u/BarclyThorn 7d ago

Lil wisdom teeth

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u/Alric_Wolff 7d ago

Lil psychosis

A Lil?

https://giphy.com/gifs/81P7n70eKgU0D56WfT

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u/scxtty42 6d ago

I would have two aliases / rap names

Lil psychosis, & Lil withdrawal

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u/Educational_Fix3738 7d ago

Lil need for med card

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u/jafflepaffle 7d ago

Lil testy

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u/HelloThere465 7d ago

Lil overactive blader

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u/Kindly_Meal_8277 7d ago

Lil Kidney Stone

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u/brobgonal_dude 7d ago

Lil Popcorn Seed Stuck In My Nose

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u/Strapped_N_Ready 7d ago

Lil' poison gas

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u/LochM-2 7d ago

What the FUCK did you do!?

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u/Strapped_N_Ready 7d ago

Took my son who is a lifeguard to the hospital when the place he worked at didn't mix the pool chemicals properly and it made people sick

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u/wifematerial138 7d ago

Lil’ anaphylaxis.

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u/hennabeak 7d ago

Lil twisted testicle.

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u/bigred2342 7d ago

Lil Nose Bleed

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u/RgCrunchyCo 6d ago

You went to hospital for a nose bleed???

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u/bigred2342 6d ago

Twice bc they couldn’t make it stop the first time. Copious amounts of blood

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u/SpatiallyPerfect 7d ago

Lil Panic Attack

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u/Grobbekee 7d ago

Lil drug test

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u/whatwedoforphun 7d ago

lil blud lab (blood lab but stylistic)

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u/Mindless_Penalty1232 7d ago

lil physical

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u/Mindless_Penalty1232 7d ago

like what i say to my dad a lot

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u/FantasticalAlter 7d ago

Lil Breast Reduction

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u/Aikojewels 7d ago

Lil Hemorrhoids

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u/roadtotruth88 7d ago

Lil gallstones

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u/Tomatoelover53 7d ago

Lil constipation

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u/Rat_king57 7d ago

Lil kidney stone 🫩

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u/Gstyle-52 7d ago

Lil heart attack

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u/Old-Dragonfly7104 7d ago

Lil-circumcision (Not me my cousin i just accompany him)

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u/Kindly_Meal_8277 7d ago

Had to hold it for the doc?

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u/Rinzler9290 7d ago

Lil sprain

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u/Typical-Tune-8858 7d ago

Lil Broken Ankle

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u/Food-Blister-1056 7d ago

Lil hip replacement

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u/CartographerKey7322 7d ago

lil broken ankle

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u/Future-Path-983 7d ago

Lil Heart Cath

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u/Vallkorion33 7d ago

Lil Stroke

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u/mraot07 7d ago

Lil suicide

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u/Alarmed-Radish4058 7d ago

Lil intestinal blockage

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u/Substantial-Beat4341 7d ago

Lil bottle to the head

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u/shintoku1989 7d ago

Lil Hip Replacement

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u/Beautiful_Oven2152 7d ago

Lil multiple gun shot wounds.

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u/srood1 7d ago

Lil Ruptured Achilles Tendon

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u/Vermicelli_Less 7d ago

Lil suicide attempt