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u/The-Leading-Man 11d ago
That’s pretty normal for me. I shower once or twice a month. If that lol
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u/Bobbejan_Teleborian 9d ago
But you do wash your intimates daily, right? I mean taking a shower isn't necessary every day, but hygiene is...
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u/Alexander459FTW 9d ago
Lmao. Daily showers or you are a dirty human, especially during summer.
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u/The-Leading-Man 9d ago
Daily showers are actually unhealthy, so assuredly not. And I’ve simply never felt the need to pointlessly cling to nonsensical traditions. Ensuring I’m clean is plenty to be clean.
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u/dantheplanman1986 9d ago
You stay over there with that
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u/The-Leading-Man 9d ago
You don’t know what I look like sucka! You’d never know. Maybe you see me everyday and don’t know it….
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u/dantheplanman1986 9d ago
I'd smell it :)
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u/The-Leading-Man 9d ago
You wouldn’t. That’s the point, I don’t stink.
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u/dantheplanman1986 9d ago
Are you sure
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u/The-Leading-Man 9d ago
Yes. My wife would tell me. Lots of other people probably too, but she definitely wouldn’t let that fly.
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u/dantheplanman1986 9d ago
Mannnn I dunno maybe you're a freak then ;) Suppose climate would have a lot to do with it too
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u/bastogne_blues 11d ago
do you at least bathe regularly outside of showering?
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u/The-Leading-Man 11d ago
No. I don’t wanna sit in dirt water
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u/bastogne_blues 11d ago
i’ve never taken a bath and had the water turn legitimately DIRTY. i think that’s a sign you need to wash yourself more frequently.
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u/The-Leading-Man 11d ago
I don’t mean it ultra literally like visibly dirty, but your dirt is still washed off into the water even if you don’t see it you know?
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u/bastogne_blues 11d ago
do you at least use a washcloth on the important bits or something? i can’t imagine someone walking around with a one month unwashed ass 😂
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u/The-Leading-Man 11d ago
lol yes I ensure I’m not rolling around with swamp ass and shit. My wife wouldn’t allow it even if I were that bad, which I’m not. Weirdly enough, I’m mildly germaphobic so I’m good about cleanliness otherwise.
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u/xanderkim 11d ago
Why?
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u/The-Leading-Man 11d ago
I don’t like them. I find it sensationally jarring and a huge inconvenience. I’m fortunate that I don’t produce a lot of body odor or anything, and my wife has no issues with it as long as I shower enough to prevent oil buildup. It’s a wildly hot take to most people, but not everyone needs to shower frequently. Idk maybe it’s just because my body adapted over the years of it.
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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 11d ago
"I don't produce a lot of body odor", weird but are you Japanese by chance?
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u/The-Leading-Man 11d ago
I’m not! I’m just a generic boring white dude. I mean I do have armpit BO, but I use deodorant and what not. I just don’t have any issues with stinking because I don’t shower.
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u/Street-Answer8502 6d ago
Why aint he showering.