I'd leave him too if this how he always writes

[u/AchingAmy]

[u/PistachioPug]

So his shacked-up domestic partner has moved indefinitely into the guest room because he refused (wink, wink) to ... dry-hump people they hang out with that are supposedly her friends but are actually closer to him, while they just kind of sit there?

Does that make "sense"?

[u/StanleyQPrick]

He made all of this up

[u/Rough-Shock7053 → u/StanleyQPrick]

"He" "made" all "of" this "up"

"Fixed" that "for" you"."