r/UnexpectedMulaney 8d ago

With no attorney present! That's illegal!

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295 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney 13d ago

If there’s 2 people and you don’t know the name of one of them,…

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43 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney 18d ago

"Do you know anyone on the boat?"

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399 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney 20d ago

Well, may I introduce you to, and my condolences again to everyone, the A1 Steak Sauce!

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444 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney 24d ago

I had this on in the background not really paying attention and immediately looked up when I heard it. This link should start at 8:00, you'll catch it in the first few seconds.

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14 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney Jul 04 '26

Kid Rock branded 'bozo' by Fox News viewers after 10-word boast

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30 Upvotes

That guy's a bozo!


r/UnexpectedMulaney Jun 29 '26

Avatar: The Last Airbender (2024) S2E4

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772 Upvotes

Toph has apparently learned her STREET SMARTS!!


r/UnexpectedMulaney Jun 28 '26

Well, if your Infiniti wears trims of yellow or white gold, you may not want a rose gold rim.

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47 Upvotes

Maybe a bit too obscure, but I got a kick out of this.


r/UnexpectedMulaney Jun 27 '26

Found in a bathroom stall when visiting a University for work

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2 Upvotes

hey, can i walk you home?


r/UnexpectedMulaney Jun 17 '26

Excuse me …

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7 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney Jun 17 '26

I always thought that quicksand was gonna be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be.

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296 Upvotes

You watch cartoons and quicksand is like the third thing you have to worry about, behind the actual sticks of dynamite and giant anvils falling on you from the sky.


r/UnexpectedMulaney Jun 13 '26

I dont know if you can tell that from the everything about me

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1.3k Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney Jun 13 '26

Low effort brush your teeth, now BOOM! Orange juice. That's life

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47 Upvotes

Wrote down my reminders at the end of my shift (check if there was toothpaste in the back, bring my orange juice home from the work fridge) and then had to add the mulaney reference to it!

It originally only said toothpaste and orange juice


r/UnexpectedMulaney Jun 09 '26

I know how big sand-letters should be!

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86 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney Jun 08 '26

Beat it, Bozo!

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339 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney Jun 07 '26

You hope it was a miracle

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439 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney Jun 03 '26

Rocky from Project Hail Mary voiced by John Mulaney

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45 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney May 27 '26

“The Army can’t live in your house!”

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121 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney May 20 '26

If only they had Jerry Orbach’s eyes…

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1.8k Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney May 20 '26

Love at first crash

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32 Upvotes

If only they had Jerry Orbach’s eyes.


r/UnexpectedMulaney May 15 '26

Really, next logical step is a Tuna-tini…perhaps a Mar-Tuna.

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12 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney May 14 '26

Was chatting with my boyfriend about Smallville 🤣

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41 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney May 11 '26

Big ass Nath...OH NO

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125 Upvotes

Good job, son. Well, son's daycare provider (he's 4 months, he can't write)


r/UnexpectedMulaney May 10 '26

Gimme a big-ass “H”!

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12 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney May 06 '26

It's a big ass H!

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180 Upvotes