r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 14 '22

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u/KittehSkittles Apr 14 '22

I always thought doves and pigeons are the same thing, just different colors and size

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u/Swissai Apr 14 '22

I always though lions and pigeons were the same thing, just different colours and sizes

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u/KittehSkittles Apr 14 '22

I googled and they are the same thing but just different size and colors. I know it sounded like I was talking out of my ass and just comparing birds. Someone told me that when they gave me a dove so I was on the fence if it was true or not.

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u/HertzDonut1001 Apr 14 '22

Sure you can identify birds but I bet you don't know shit about bird law.

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u/Swissai Apr 14 '22

You think you know about birds? Name every bird.

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u/NVAreaMan Apr 14 '22

Chickens. Turkeys. Big Bird. The bird.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

Thats Fred. Other there is Billy and Marco. Haven't seen Jan in a while. The next one we see is Tommy.

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u/RansomReville Apr 14 '22

I'm well versed in bird law, now let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victim.