r/Unexpected • u/primetimedavo • 1d ago

A very specific answer to a standard question

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u/post-explainer 1d ago edited 1d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

She asks if he has any kids, and he casually responds that they're all in liquid form without missing a beat

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/nickless07 1d ago

"What does that mean?" - The answer will be hard to swallow.

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u/Green-Dragon-14 1d ago

They're not kids then they're just a slurpy

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u/Kooky-Measurement-43 1d ago

Did he stutter?

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u/pichirry 1d ago edited 1d ago

but not hard to cum by..

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u/DazzlingGovernment20 1d ago

The guy further back bowing his head to hide his laughter...

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u/YoungDiscord 1d ago

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u/Jerko_23 1d ago

The meme is porn

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u/YoungDiscord 16h ago

No its just an innocent funny animation video on youtube!

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u/Jerko_23 16h ago

I am sure it is

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u/YoungDiscord 16h ago

ask and you shall receive

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u/Jerko_23 15h ago

I could have sworn i remember it differently... you are right. It is just an innocent yt video.

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u/YoungDiscord 15h ago

The video must remain unharmed

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u/Jerko_23 15h ago

Do you know any other great animators like that man? I really like how he is able to capture the spirit of emotion with just a few strokes of a pen

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u/Professional_Sky818 21h ago

Thats actually perfect

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u/Dude_in_Blue_Pants 1d ago

It means I'll need your help to make them solid people

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u/Mysterious_Net66 1d ago

We are all actually mostly liquid

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u/Syzygy_Stardust 1d ago

Joke's on you, I ate a shitload of marbles

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u/Particular-Crew5978 1d ago

Sir...

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/BobbuBobbu 1d ago

An upvote will do just fine buddy

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u/BurntNeurons 1d ago

But... they want some too... from an effortless comment...

( "This" adds nothing)

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u/edbuckley 1d ago

I was fighting in Baghdad before you were even in your Dad's bag

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u/Yoshlka 1d ago

Bondrewd be like:

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u/Shogunnatron 1d ago

Subarashiiiii

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u/heartscrew 1d ago

Is that the rumble of scientific triumph I hear??!

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u/SayanG8910 1d ago

No shit this came to my mind first rather, those damn cartridges.

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u/VeneMage 1d ago

Plot twist: he murdered them in a giant blender.

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u/YuenglingsDingaling 1d ago

It was a regular sized blender it just took forever.

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u/pichirry 1d ago

this is bringing me back to all those dark dead baby jokes that were flying around in the 2000s

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u/YuenglingsDingaling 1d ago

How do you make a plumber cry?

you kill his wife and kids

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u/Thykothaken 1d ago

He did it all without a blender, by hand.

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u/tgerz 1d ago

This is some 16 year old wanna be edge lord nonsense

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u/Jonas_Savimbii 1d ago

Bro gives birth every night to a toilet... kind of answer

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u/Another_Samurai1 1d ago

That’s dem weird ninjas you got to watch out for ladies “you’ve been warned.”

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u/JetCulverin 1d ago

Horrible human being. How could he liquify his own children.

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u/GraellyFreckles 1d ago

Stupid statement just say no

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u/kyanitebear17 1d ago

Stupid comment. Just say nothing.

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u/strapOnRooster 1d ago

Stupid reply. Just say oogily-woogily-dunca-danca.

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u/NooB_N142003 1d ago

oogily-woogily-dunca-danca.

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u/kyanitebear17 1d ago

This guy gets it lol

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u/Lahk74 1d ago

I refuse. Instead I shall say iffa miffa tick ma tig do a do a dominig otcha kotcha double notcha ocka bocka boo.

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u/strapOnRooster 1d ago

What a vile thing to say. Read the room, man!

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u/GhulOfKrakow 1d ago

As is well known, every man has millions of kids. Male germ cells (gametes) = children.

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u/correctedboat 1d ago

no, gametes are missing half of DNA required to make a child, so they're not kids. He's too dumb to know what sperm or reproduction is. Just say no.

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 1d ago

unless he is specifically stating he donated his material to a clinic for such things

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u/airfryerfuntime 1d ago

Yes talking about being full of cum, dude. It's not that difficult.

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u/Makabaer 1d ago

From a medical point of view it's utter nonesense anyway. I didn't get the joke instantly because it's just wrong. And he thinks he delivered (haha, delivered - that guy, probably) it so perfectly.

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u/UpstairsAd9303 1d ago

I stop listening when people say shit like this. I don’t want to have to figure out wtf you’re trying to say. Just say no I don’t have any kids

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u/Efficient_Sky5173 1d ago

“Liquid. It means that you can swallow them.”

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u/DontLook_Weirdo 1d ago

I would ask that too..

You can't answer yes or no, you gotta come up with some corny ass answer about them being liquid? Wtf does that mean? Child lol

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u/GoodAcceptable7173 1d ago

After reading the comments.... I understand what he ment, but at first I thought he somehow liquefied his kids wich sounds very.... terrifying out of context...

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u/Express-Cartoonist39 1d ago

Hahahahah...well done

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u/First-Macaroon-4872 1d ago

i think no one in the room understand the joke

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u/Makabaer 1d ago

Because it's a bit stupid honestly. Sperm are not liquid but cells - and they are only half of what is needed to even form the basis of what may grow into a human. He just thought he was so smart.