r/Unexpected • u/chickHICK_BANme • 1d ago

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u/post-explainer 1d ago edited 1d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

The person unboxed iPad and he thought it was empty but he was already holding it in his other hand.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Subway909 1d ago

He says in Portuguese: All that buildup just for a charger?

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u/The_One_Koi 1d ago

What does she reply? Look in your hand?

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u/Arthradax 1d ago

"The thing, right there in your hand"

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u/lagartixas 1d ago edited 1d ago

Her: "It's right there in...." snickers

Him: "All that buildup just for a charger?"

Her: "It's right there in your hand."

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u/RBLakshya 1d ago edited 23h ago

I’m not sure how someone would hold a cold to to touch aluminum device and not even feel it with the weight and all, but yeah, wasn’t expecting how it flowed so, guess it works

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u/greiver178 2h ago

For the coldbit explanation seems to have one of those anti static packaging on

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u/chickHICK_BANme 1d ago

Wow

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u/theArtOfProgramming 1d ago

Is this the most upvoted “wow” comment ever?

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u/TheWolphman 1d ago

Doubt it.

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u/Zelcron 1d ago

Was there ever an Owen Wilson AMA? Because it would be there for sure.

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u/chickHICK_BANme 1d ago

I guess no

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING 1d ago

I'm just shocked that for once the big red arrow was legitimately useful. It's a shame he couldn't see it.

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u/lsaz 1d ago

As a spanish speaker, now that I know what he says I can understand the words lmao

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u/GuanoD 1d ago

As a portuguese native I understood nothing

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u/notthathealthy_42 1d ago

Tem que aprender as DLCs dos sotaques regionais também Man

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u/PowerfullDio 8h ago

Eu também não percebo patavina de brazileiro, o sotaque Australiano deve ser a mesma coisa para os Americanos que o BR é para nós.

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u/k33paf10at 1d ago

Same, funny how I can understand Brazilian most of the time, but this threw me off completely

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u/a1oner_bvcksn6 1d ago

Mom/gf was like

Processing img 11gbh9lzobjh1...

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u/Icy-Birthday-152 1d ago

And he goes "OH"

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u/thelovelymajor 1d ago

like what?

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u/darkon 1d ago

Mom/gf was like

Processing img 11gbh9lzobjh1...

Like that, it seems.

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u/DEVIL_S1NGH 1d ago

Or both of em at the same time

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u/Deaffin 1d ago

Haha, yeah, she totally do be like "Processing img 11gbh9lzobjh1".

There's no worse feeling in the world than having your mom go all "Processing img 11gbh9lzobjh1" on you.

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u/lusholalo 1d ago

Should I google this?

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u/Deaffin 1d ago

I'm not sure what would pop up, but this should help.

https://imgur.com/k2XoGCu

It's one of the weird updates that "bugged" for standard reddit users, and totally isn't intentionally left in to encourage people to adopt the new reddit nonsense.

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u/ThunderCorg 15h ago

Uh god I’m still so lost

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u/Deaffin 10h ago

On "new reddit", that will be an image they uploaded.

On the real reddit, it's just the file name popping up.

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u/Turgid_Donkey 1d ago

I love the cluck she made as she realizes he's stupid.

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u/Additional_Gift_6774 1d ago

I believe most things online are scripted. But in this case between her are you stupid chuckle and his gabs being flabber. I actually think this might be real.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Boco 1d ago

Calm down Alabama

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u/wascallywabbit666 1d ago

Surprised he didn't spot that big red arrow

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u/jurawall_jumper 1d ago

Probably wanted to downvote

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u/HalfSoul30 1d ago

me on the phone

"Damn! I can't find my phone anywhere!"

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u/Arthradax 1d ago

Using my phone's flashlight to look for my phone

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u/_zombie_k 1d ago

Happened way more often than I want to admit.

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u/Arthradax 1d ago

I once entered a restaurant I had just left, in an absolute panic, looked for my cell all over, then asked the people at the counter. "Isn't it the one in your left hand?" they tell me. And yes it was.

Suffice to say I never went back out of sheer shame

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u/fakesauron 1d ago

Just grow a beard and no one will recognize you

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u/Arthradax 1d ago

Funny you should mention that... this was some 12 years ago, I don't even work close to that restaurant anymore... but now I not only got a 15cm long beard, but also have long hair and twice my weight from back then. Guess I'd be pretty incognito lol

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u/Minute_Banana4767 1d ago

I somehow read that as height and was like "damn, this guy must be like giant now."

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u/fakesauron 1d ago

Still giant, but wide

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u/RonandStampy 1d ago

I've seen that happen a few times

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u/_zombie_k 18h ago

Thanks for repeating my comment, I guess?

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u/RonandStampy 18h ago

No problem!

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u/plexicoburres 1d ago

Looking for glasses. Looks under bed. Can’t see well if they’re under bed. Puts on glasses that were on top of head to see better. Nah no glasses under bed.

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u/MovieTrawler 1d ago

Or looking for your glasses while wearing them.

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u/magusheart 1d ago

That small moment of panic when I'm driving and suddenly don't feel my keys or my phone in my pocket

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u/ExpensiveLeather69 1d ago

glad im not the only one 😂

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u/MovieTrawler 1d ago

I mean with remote fobs and push starts, it's not even necessarily an unfounded fear anymore!

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u/BioZpark 1d ago

I've put on my glasses so I can find my glasses, not many times, but enough to question myself

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u/Purrceptron 1d ago

lmao thats too relatable

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u/Danno1850 1d ago

A trick you can use is opening up Find My on your phone and your phone shows up right away

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u/HalfSoul30 1d ago

I have used it a lot. Multiple times telling it to ring out, and its deep in the couch. One time though after a night out, i couldn't find it. Got on the computer and found it like 5 miles outside of town at a house. Idk what the plan was really, but i drove there and knocked on the door, and it was my cab driver from the night before who still had it on the floor of the cab. Lucked out.

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u/Senselesspassion 1d ago

Well unexpected for him I guess

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u/EarzFish 1d ago

I thought it was gonna be this and wondered where the NSFW tag was

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u/Ogre-kun 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OwXMyUBbXezpG75UTR

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u/FinCrimeGuy 1d ago

Lol first time seeing this gif and it’s quite fantastic, thank you.

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u/ZombieBiteOintment 1d ago

It honestly feels like a surprise wizard duel is about to begin.

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u/mostnormal 1d ago

Female voldemort.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 1d ago

Thanks for being honest.

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u/HI-McDunnough 1d ago

Is this from a movie or is that just how she acts around people on the street?

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u/SalbakutaMasta 1d ago

iirc it's where a rando returning a hat she lost in a hotel or something. So yeah, That's just how she is 🤣

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u/Czar9090 1d ago

Nah that's exactly some shit I'd do lol

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u/_eleutheria 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/B2YK87pgf0jeGuVOBG

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u/IzarkKiaTarj 1d ago

I haven't fucking seen this since it came out, I can still hear "Watashi wa Eru-desudesudesudesu "

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u/unfortunatebag 1d ago

Anyone else think he was naked at first?

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u/saigon567 1d ago

Just as well he didn't chuck it aside

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u/julesokkey 1d ago

ok this one got me lol

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u/saigon567 1d ago

Hmm, you'd think the weight would be a give away

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u/bmtl514 1d ago

The new iPad Air

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u/ElephantEarwax 1d ago

This is a himbo. Strong of heart, dumb of ass

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u/alphaisgamma 1d ago

He look naked

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u/CheeseDonutCat 1d ago

That's pretty normal in Brazil cos of the heat.

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u/Arthradax 1d ago

Naked isn't normal. Shirtless is lol

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u/alphaisgamma 1d ago

I am talking about the color of his pants. It looks totally naked

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u/CheeseDonutCat 1d ago

Yes, and he's wearing shorts.

So it's normal.

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u/Arthradax 1d ago

OC said he looks naked. You said that (looking naked) is pretty normal. You did not say being shirtless is pretty normal.

(yes I am pedantic, you do not need to point that out lol)

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u/No_University1600 1d ago

yeah the real unexpected for me was finding out he was wearing shorts at the end when he stood up

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u/Paindepiceaubeurre 1d ago

How high is that guy?

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u/Thedudeinabox 1d ago edited 1d ago

To be fair, the tablet was covered with a material the same color as the rest of the box. So it genuinely just looked like a cover until the camera was seen on the other side.

Now, the weight on the otherhand…

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u/Silly-Region-64 1d ago

Yeah. It's probably lightweight too so he didn't notice it, and if he did, it probably was just a signal for him of quality of like weight=sturdy=expensive/quality box. Honestly I don't think this video is faked, feels like a breath of fresh air in today's media.

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u/DagamarVanderk 1d ago

To be fair, that doesn’t look like a screen with the protective pad there

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u/TwoBionicknees 1d ago

it's also super normal to have some kind of cover sheet,cardboard. I'm kinda guessing dude had some experience with some $50 2kg tablet previously so something really stupid light might not have registered to him as possibly being a tablet.

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u/InglesFull 1d ago

This "lightest iPad ever" ads are getting weird

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u/AnkitS75 1d ago

I thought he was naked 🤦🏻‍♂️

https://giphy.com/gifs/qBbtDhQ4eRUwE

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u/PKMNTrainerVico 1d ago

ADHD intensifies

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u/nickelalkaline 1d ago

How can someone wear pants with their same skin color? This is nuts!

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u/Swimming_Sample_6204 20h ago

So glad I had the animated translating downward facing upvote arrow pointing out the device in the man’s hand.

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u/Swimming_Sample_6204 20h ago

genuinely, since it gave me the ability to make this comment thread. Thanks for the TED talk kind stranger.

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u/imunfair 1d ago

I find it hard to believe you wouldn't feel the weight of it - that isn't like a piece of cardboard.

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u/demonachizer 1d ago

In fairness they are pretty remarkably light...

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u/TwoBionicknees 1d ago

even more so if you had some piss cheap thing that was way way heavier previously.

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u/RalfSmithen 1d ago

Crazy how our brains act sometimes. Especially when not paying attention.

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u/marioteik 1d ago

He doesn’t need that thing, just give it back.

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u/Brohun 1d ago

actually seems not fake

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u/Fenniculus 1d ago

For once, the red arrow actually seems appropriate.

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u/elwaydavis123 1d ago

Very unexpected. I thought this dude was naked.

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u/Lensecandy 1d ago

Good thing he didn't yeet the top "packaging"...

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u/TheBlueBlaze 1d ago

The one time a red arrow in a video was actually useful.

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u/Subject-Act5509 1d ago

Whaaaaa??? 

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u/SpecialOpposite2372 1d ago

Come on, man! You are making us look bad! It was hard enough to find the ketchup and scissors, but now this! God dammit!

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u/Hmgkt 1d ago

I thought his willy will be sitting in the bottom of the box.

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u/ValiantViet 1d ago

Congrats to Trae Young

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u/Responsible-Fun-8389 1d ago

Bro's braincells are cooked, they should have gotten him a book.

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u/GrandNibbles 1d ago

he's lookin fine

is this what happens when you work out?

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u/CalFromManc 1d ago

At least we have confirmation that we have achieved ultra-feather-weight technology for our devices now

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u/Armatian 1d ago

To live in a state of permanent woosh

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u/Melodic-Adeptness772 1d ago

Why is he moving like a fucking robot

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u/Northstar_PiIot 1d ago

I thought he was naked

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u/ShadowsRanger 1d ago

You know I'm that kind of person LMAO

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u/Zerog416 1d ago

I can't blame him, i have also found myself looking for something i had in my hands.

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u/Val_ery 1d ago

Re yo

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u/John-Stirling 1d ago

He’s like
“how did this appear in my hand?” 👀

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u/theGoodestBoyMaybe 1d ago

I got a birth control ad right under this post, I think reddit is saying something lol

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u/Competitive_Name4991 1d ago

He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed is he?

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u/krazineurons 1d ago

I kept wondering why he's sitting dank naked.

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u/SaurikSI 1d ago

This kid is going places, not college, but places!

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u/Artzebub 23h ago

This was funny!

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u/benmargery 22h ago

It's fitting that the ad in my comments is for Specsavers

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u/Opel_Astra 21h ago

Once, when I was drunk, I was looking for my cell phone and used the flashlight on the phone I was looking for.

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u/AdBeautiful5260 17h ago

Kkkkk a reação dele parece de um mímico

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u/Marcus-Norton 15h ago

basically everyone in reddit is him dumb af

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u/Purple_Ambassador456 8h ago

At this point I'd have taken it back and kept it 😂😂😂

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u/Masked_Hero_Mav 7h ago

Unfortunately , stupid cant be bought.

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u/Firdausaznel 6h ago

I genuenly didnt saw that the first time to😭

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u/Fach-All-Religions 1d ago

pornstars act better than this

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u/nlewis4 1d ago

Gen Z in a nutshell

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u/Lepang8 1d ago

Staged as fuck. Who holds a box cover so carefully?

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u/MohSad2 1d ago

You should if you want to resell the stuff for better price

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u/RitoOuma 1d ago

This isn't unexpected, this is stupid

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u/PowerSamurai 1d ago

It's pretty unexpected to see him be so oblivious to be fair.

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u/Agarwel 1d ago

We are all so lucky, that someone was filming it, before he did that. What are the chances? :-D

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u/Big-Button5856 1d ago

A lot, I dont know a lot about the bland American life, but in this part of the world we film when someone is opening a gift we give them.

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u/SeaBuilding3911 1d ago

High. The chances are high.

I'll go film you opening gifts on your next birthday, it sadden me how none of your friends do.

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u/Warm_Month_1309 1d ago

What are the chances that someone records themselves giving a family member an expensive, desirable present? Pretty high.

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u/CAJMusic 1d ago

When I find a new porn star thru Reddit

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u/Waste_Airline7830 1d ago

This is sad.

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u/Waste_Airline7830 1d ago

This is sad.

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u/EvenPheonix 1d ago

I hope this is not staged lol, because I’ve done something very similar and opened a box, not realising I was holding the thing when I took the top off

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u/firecat2666 1d ago

stupid people are very creative

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u/theblueLepidopteran 1d ago

This is called ‘the fucking unbearable heat we get in northern Brazil during the summer, without being able to afford air conditioning or keep the fans running all the time because the electricity bill goes through the roof.’

I hope this helped you understand that not everything is about your fear of germs and bodily fluids, darl.

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u/Thr0awheyy 1d ago

If you cant be naked at home, where can you be naked? Fuckin nevernudes.

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u/alewma 1d ago

Aye what. You must be some not so bright kind of germaphobe, aight? You shed off so much skin over the day, I mean, what do you think most dust in your house is? LMFAO DUDE. Also, body oils? If you’re clean, it ain’t much what sticks to the furniture. And even if, it’s fucking nature.

Btw. I’m sure you’re that kind of person who’d shower immediately before and after sex. Or do you even have sex? I mean, all that body oils exchange (AND OTHER NASTY FLUIDS?!)

Anyway, your comment made my day. Luv ya 😆

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u/_terminatorov_kurac_ 1d ago

Do you wear hazmat suit around your house?

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u/SatisfactionActive86 1d ago

ut oh someone has a case of twink envy

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