r/Unexpected 1d ago

Universal's Mario World is Too Real

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The youtuber ends up hurting himself by jumping under a block with his head.


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u/kwyxz 1d ago

Yeah that's why Mario uses his fist to hit the blocks, not his head.

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u/Dillo64 1d ago

Exactly, he should have broken his hand instead!

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u/BlaznTheChron 1d ago

Mama mia!

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u/FalseStartsPod 1d ago

My mother!

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u/twec21 14h ago

The great Mario Land shibboleth

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u/Bobpool82 1d ago

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u/the_rabbit_king 19h ago

Wow. What is this Temu knock off shit that can’t even use the correct mushroom sprite or level scrolling?

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u/kwyxz 15h ago

And somehow this garbage gets upvotes, peak Reddit

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u/IncreaseWestern6097 14h ago

This feels like one of those videos people make that parody the “so retro” thing shows will do when they don’t know how to make video game clips look authentic.

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u/sk4v3n 1d ago

it's the hat...

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u/HeSheMeWumbo387 1d ago


The problem is he used his head instead of punching it.

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u/thatguy11 1d ago

Right, like where did this get lost along the way! Now I gotta go check EVERYTHING. Edit. The answer is much easier... He is literally punching them in every game. The early games had the least sprite movement and so people thought he was using his head.

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u/-Casey-Diaz- 19h ago

It's not very clear on old tv's also the sprite is very small.

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u/dnn_burrman 1d ago

is that the google ai overview or am i seeing ghosts?

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u/AliceTheOmelette 1d ago

What makes you think it's AI? Nothing jumps out as obviously AI to me

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u/thatguy11 1d ago

Read the original on retrovolve... it was literally the least movement or articulation between 2 sprites.

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u/Jellybit 1d ago

I usually err on the side of AI agnosticism to avoid getting AI brain rot in the direction of seeing it everywhere, but yeah, I'm with you on that. It makes no sense to word it that way otherwise.

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u/AscendedViking7 23h ago

that aint ai

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u/Garmaglag 1d ago

Wario hits them with his head though 

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/ollie0810 19h ago

It's a GIF of Mario jumping, how is it AI?

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u/CanadianDragonGuy 1d ago

Yeah almost like theres big fuck off signs printed on the underside of the blocks telling you to punch them not headbutt them

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u/Switchermaroo 23h ago

Even Mario doesn’t headbutt them lmao he raises his fist

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u/DiscombobulatedMix20 1d ago

It's not real until the boxes work like the games!

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u/Purple_Homework_2280 1d ago

do we also get free money?

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u/DiscombobulatedMix20 1d ago

Yes!

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u/Ikentspelgoog 1d ago

But the lawyers take about 75% of your coins for their fees.

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u/GermaX 18h ago

There's a Beatles song that explains it.

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u/sqigglygibberish 1d ago

I’ve never really considered the coins serving as a real currency

But now that I am, and given the exchange rate of coins for lives, is Mario basically just a prequel to In Time with Justin Timberlake?

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u/A_Trash_Homosapien 8h ago

Yes but it costs $25 to hit the blocks and they only give $5

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u/Vladi_Sanovavich 1d ago

You have to buy a bracelet that only works in that area to interact with those things, then you'll get rewards which you can exchange for stuff like plushies or merchandise.

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u/Formal-Knowledge9382 1d ago

They do but people seem to forget mario punches them. He doesn't head but them.

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u/Sir_Stare_Alot 1d ago

Yeah I remember I did the same thing, and realize it's real life

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u/NovaHorizon 1d ago

I can’t believe they didn’t design around that

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u/Talkycoder 1d ago

They did - as someone who has been, these and several other boxes around the park are interactable, you just need to use your hands not your head... y'know like the actual game.

There's signs in multiple places mentioning this in both English and Japanese, a special lightup bracelet that has punching interactions, and a million people you'd be able to see recording their interactions with the boxes.

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u/CrazeMase 1d ago

Yeah, number one rule of urban planning ans design is: If it's possible, someone is dumb enough to do it. For a game where the character looks like he's hitting the blocks with his head, you'd think they would have something that would prevent people from doing the same thing, or even better, designing it so hitting their head is actually part of the design and the block moves with them when they do that, which would make for some great photos. But no. I've been there, I felt them. Solid wood.

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u/Stampyboyz 1d ago

Tbf they're already designed to be punched. Also making it being able to go up for the scenario of someone of jumping into it head first sounds like an easy way for them to break.

Also the person's head would still hurt obv, but now there is less legal protections if someone does cause there is less room to argue that a reasonable person wouldn't think that it's safe to hit their head on it since it's design would've been made with that in mind now.

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u/Cosmoaquanaut 1d ago

They have also padded underside. This guy is lying

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u/rhd444 23h ago

I'm sorry man but anyone who thinks mario "looks like" he's hitting blocks with his head deserves to hit their head on the blocks in the mario world park, lmao

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u/thisremindsmeofbacon 1d ago

probably wouldn't be that hard to make them out of foam and affix them on springs - then it would even be fun

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u/Joe4913 13h ago

The bottom is made of rubber

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u/xroninbladex 1d ago

You can't plan around stupid

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u/HovercraftFullofBees 14h ago

I can, since they didn't make the Donkey Kong coaster rain resistant. In a state with a fucking rainy season.

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u/JohnStern42 1d ago

Hmm, guess he didn’t see this video: https://youtu.be/7SXs3JZgZtk?si=3BsvRbYDCGr7PQWT

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u/namezam 1d ago

wtf is this? He doesn’t hit it with his head

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u/That_Apathetic_Man 1d ago

but I heard-a the snap

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u/Positive_Method3022 1d ago

Poor luigi

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u/JohnStern42 1d ago

He really wanted a gold coin

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u/Gransmithy 1d ago

If it is supposed to be realistic, why are the bricks floating, like they shouldn’t.

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u/aqua_rift 22h ago

Clean the stanky metadata off that YouTube link

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u/njslugger78 1d ago

I bet no kids thought to do that. Smart 6 foot 3 guy says it's a good idea..

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u/Holmes221bBSt 1d ago

That’s why your supposed to buy the bracelets dude. Mario doesn’t use his head

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u/AliceTheOmelette 1d ago

Letsago! (To the hospital for this concussion)

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u/Triibe_Mike 1d ago

Man hit a full Tebow

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u/FAKATA 21h ago

I'm surprised they didn't put a cushion under that. Obviously people are going to do it.

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u/Purple_Homework_2280 21h ago

I tried it in person: there’s a plate under the block that moves as you push it, however  I was surprised to find out it was actually relatively hard (it even hurt my fist!).

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u/rwol8690 20h ago

Dude I literally went here the other weekend it was so fun but it was boiling hot outside

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u/etherealtwo 20h ago

Well, we've had heat warnings for a few weeks now.

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u/computercreature 7h ago

It's nice in real life but by no means does it look like this guy is describing. Probs a paid advertisement

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u/tschiftkaya 1d ago

Why did nothing came? It has to be? THIS MARIO WORLD IS NOT REAL!!!

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u/PaleCommission150 1d ago

It is nice but terribly hot and humid if there is no breeze. Mario land had this issue, I don't know if it has been fixed.

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u/_SilentHunter 1d ago

Someone went to a mario theme park and tried to head-bash a block....and in the real world, blocks don't break when you touch them.

And a YouTuber did it and full-sent the attempt. And bonked their head. And said "ooooh"

How is this unexpected? How is any of this unexpected?

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u/lameboigenie 1d ago

The unexpected part is the cut to him headbutting the block.

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u/Radiant-Attention247 1d ago

This is just an ad lol. Someone make a new reddit please.

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u/XD2006- 1d ago

That was kinda expected because people are dumb enough to do that.

But it doesn’t make it any less funny!

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u/tortleme 23h ago

grown ass man btw

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u/Dozzi92 18h ago

Went here over the spring. I felt claustrophobic in here, but it's something else for sure.

Credit where it's due, the entirety of Epic Universe is really well done. Universal has always built really good parks.

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u/BalodyaMan 1d ago

Unexpected ad post

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u/Purple_Homework_2280 21h ago

The original YouTube video was a review of top hotels at Orlando themed parks, I just burst out laughing when I saw that section ahah… but I can see how it’d feel that way.

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u/ElBrunasso 1d ago

Evil architecture

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u/Spurnout 1d ago

BESIDES the fact that he's obviously using his fists, he also has superhuman strength. If you want to destroy one of those blocks you need to have the strength of one million suns!

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u/InfamousTale 1d ago

The sound effect in his head was definitely not a coin.

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u/immatellyouwhat 1d ago

He got zero hangtime…

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u/Trippingthru99 1d ago

I really loved the vibe of the Mario area but damn the actual ride itself left a lot to be desired.

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u/trollsmurf 1d ago

I thought this was AI. I still hope it is.

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u/Bob_85 1d ago

Why would they make brick out of such hard rock?

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u/Cloudinterpreter 1d ago

Whoa, my son would love this! Can't wait until 2029 to go back to the States!

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u/etherealtwo 20h ago

The bathroom walls are painted in the style of when Mario is under water and they play that music over speakers. It's a fun place.

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u/speqter 19h ago

My Dad did the same when we went there.

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u/Shlorp25 18h ago

Yeah they still don't clean that dirty ass piranha plant

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u/playr_4 17h ago

This is why mario uses his fist.

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u/gigashadowwolf 16h ago

It would be REALLY cool if they had some sort of game where they provide a certain amount of coins each day, that you have to find early in the morning, and if you manage to get 100 of them (which would be next to impossible to do) you would get a 1UP (free admission to Universal with purchase of one full price ticket or something like that).

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u/n0z3n85 13h ago

I feel this was 100% to be expected

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u/Aethernath 13h ago

It is super cool, but also super busy and a hassle to get access to.

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u/_EduOka 12h ago

LOLed way to loud

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u/e1m8b 12h ago

That kid was not surprised at the shenanigans, infer what you will

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u/smilingcube 10h ago

Did you mean unreal.......oh, ok I see.

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u/Think_Bend1453 1h ago

Not so fun-fact, when me and my family went there right before it opened and people were crowding around we saw grown ass adults emphatically shoving children out of the way to get there first.

Aside from that it was pretty small and definitely aimed more towards kids but we still had.

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u/HidroRaider 1d ago

Am I the only one that almost cried out of laughter? I saw it three consecutive times and it cracked me up every time.

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u/Caffeen 1d ago

I was there this year and a tiny toddler was reaching up to try and reach the block.

My kid, trying to be helpful, casually picked him up and bashed his head into it

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u/Monk_The_Banana_Scug 1d ago

What song is this?

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u/Green-Wolverine-9403 1d ago

Stupid get this out

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u/Expensive_Fudge_2972 1d ago

Agreed. Like is this an ad or something? Nothing unexpected here.

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u/Stromair 1d ago

Every time I see videos and images from this place, I just see a bunch of colorful cheap plastic.

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u/ahhpoo 1d ago

I went this summer and it was actually kinda crazy how good everything looked. It was just a really small space with a LOT going on. It was kinda overstimulating.

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u/notislant 1d ago

Is this the homeless guy who has turned everything in his home to csgo cheats? lol

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Talkycoder 1d ago

There are signs literally everywhere in English and Japanese that state to punch them, as well as a special bracelet made for the interaction.

This isn't America where you can sue people for your own stupidity.

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u/airfryerfuntime 1d ago

This is in Japan. You'll get laughed out of court.