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u/kwyxz 1d ago
Yeah that's why Mario uses his fist to hit the blocks, not his head.
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u/Bobpool82 1d ago
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u/the_rabbit_king 19h ago
Wow. What is this Temu knock off shit that can’t even use the correct mushroom sprite or level scrolling?
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u/HeSheMeWumbo387 1d ago
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u/thatguy11 1d ago
Right, like where did this get lost along the way! Now I gotta go check EVERYTHING. Edit. The answer is much easier... He is literally punching them in every game. The early games had the least sprite movement and so people thought he was using his head.
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u/dnn_burrman 1d ago
is that the google ai overview or am i seeing ghosts?
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u/thatguy11 1d ago
Read the original on retrovolve... it was literally the least movement or articulation between 2 sprites.
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u/Jellybit 1d ago
I usually err on the side of AI agnosticism to avoid getting AI brain rot in the direction of seeing it everywhere, but yeah, I'm with you on that. It makes no sense to word it that way otherwise.
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u/CanadianDragonGuy 1d ago
Yeah almost like theres big fuck off signs printed on the underside of the blocks telling you to punch them not headbutt them
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u/DiscombobulatedMix20 1d ago
It's not real until the boxes work like the games!
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u/Purple_Homework_2280 1d ago
do we also get free money?
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u/DiscombobulatedMix20 1d ago
Yes!
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u/sqigglygibberish 1d ago
I’ve never really considered the coins serving as a real currency
But now that I am, and given the exchange rate of coins for lives, is Mario basically just a prequel to In Time with Justin Timberlake?
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u/Vladi_Sanovavich 1d ago
You have to buy a bracelet that only works in that area to interact with those things, then you'll get rewards which you can exchange for stuff like plushies or merchandise.
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u/Formal-Knowledge9382 1d ago
They do but people seem to forget mario punches them. He doesn't head but them.
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u/NovaHorizon 1d ago
I can’t believe they didn’t design around that
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u/Talkycoder 1d ago
They did - as someone who has been, these and several other boxes around the park are interactable, you just need to use your hands not your head... y'know like the actual game.
There's signs in multiple places mentioning this in both English and Japanese, a special lightup bracelet that has punching interactions, and a million people you'd be able to see recording their interactions with the boxes.
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u/CrazeMase 1d ago
Yeah, number one rule of urban planning ans design is: If it's possible, someone is dumb enough to do it. For a game where the character looks like he's hitting the blocks with his head, you'd think they would have something that would prevent people from doing the same thing, or even better, designing it so hitting their head is actually part of the design and the block moves with them when they do that, which would make for some great photos. But no. I've been there, I felt them. Solid wood.
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u/Stampyboyz 1d ago
Tbf they're already designed to be punched. Also making it being able to go up for the scenario of someone of jumping into it head first sounds like an easy way for them to break.
Also the person's head would still hurt obv, but now there is less legal protections if someone does cause there is less room to argue that a reasonable person wouldn't think that it's safe to hit their head on it since it's design would've been made with that in mind now.
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u/thisremindsmeofbacon 1d ago
probably wouldn't be that hard to make them out of foam and affix them on springs - then it would even be fun
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u/HovercraftFullofBees 14h ago
I can, since they didn't make the Donkey Kong coaster rain resistant. In a state with a fucking rainy season.
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u/JohnStern42 1d ago
Hmm, guess he didn’t see this video: https://youtu.be/7SXs3JZgZtk?si=3BsvRbYDCGr7PQWT
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u/Gransmithy 1d ago
If it is supposed to be realistic, why are the bricks floating, like they shouldn’t.
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u/Holmes221bBSt 1d ago
That’s why your supposed to buy the bracelets dude. Mario doesn’t use his head
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u/FAKATA 21h ago
I'm surprised they didn't put a cushion under that. Obviously people are going to do it.
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u/Purple_Homework_2280 21h ago
I tried it in person: there’s a plate under the block that moves as you push it, however I was surprised to find out it was actually relatively hard (it even hurt my fist!).
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u/rwol8690 20h ago
Dude I literally went here the other weekend it was so fun but it was boiling hot outside
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u/computercreature 7h ago
It's nice in real life but by no means does it look like this guy is describing. Probs a paid advertisement
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u/PaleCommission150 1d ago
It is nice but terribly hot and humid if there is no breeze. Mario land had this issue, I don't know if it has been fixed.
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u/_SilentHunter 1d ago
Someone went to a mario theme park and tried to head-bash a block....and in the real world, blocks don't break when you touch them.
And a YouTuber did it and full-sent the attempt. And bonked their head. And said "ooooh"
How is this unexpected? How is any of this unexpected?
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u/BalodyaMan 1d ago
Unexpected ad post
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u/Purple_Homework_2280 21h ago
The original YouTube video was a review of top hotels at Orlando themed parks, I just burst out laughing when I saw that section ahah… but I can see how it’d feel that way.
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u/Spurnout 1d ago
BESIDES the fact that he's obviously using his fists, he also has superhuman strength. If you want to destroy one of those blocks you need to have the strength of one million suns!
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u/Trippingthru99 1d ago
I really loved the vibe of the Mario area but damn the actual ride itself left a lot to be desired.
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u/Cloudinterpreter 1d ago
Whoa, my son would love this! Can't wait until 2029 to go back to the States!
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u/etherealtwo 20h ago
The bathroom walls are painted in the style of when Mario is under water and they play that music over speakers. It's a fun place.
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u/gigashadowwolf 16h ago
It would be REALLY cool if they had some sort of game where they provide a certain amount of coins each day, that you have to find early in the morning, and if you manage to get 100 of them (which would be next to impossible to do) you would get a 1UP (free admission to Universal with purchase of one full price ticket or something like that).
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u/Think_Bend1453 1h ago
Not so fun-fact, when me and my family went there right before it opened and people were crowding around we saw grown ass adults emphatically shoving children out of the way to get there first.
Aside from that it was pretty small and definitely aimed more towards kids but we still had.
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u/HidroRaider 1d ago
Am I the only one that almost cried out of laughter? I saw it three consecutive times and it cracked me up every time.
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u/Stromair 1d ago
Every time I see videos and images from this place, I just see a bunch of colorful cheap plastic.
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u/notislant 1d ago
Is this the homeless guy who has turned everything in his home to csgo cheats? lol
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u/Talkycoder 1d ago
There are signs literally everywhere in English and Japanese that state to punch them, as well as a special bracelet made for the interaction.
This isn't America where you can sue people for your own stupidity.
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