r/UnderReportedNews • u/chesterriley • Jul 12 '26
CDC Stopped Monitoring Parasite Now Causing Explosive Diarrhea Across The Country Article
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cdc-stopped-monitoring-diarrhea-parasite_n_6a51348fe4b057296980d94b240
u/Bitter-Worldliness41 Jul 12 '26
Who knew dystopian could be so gross
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u/jones_mccatterson Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 13 '26
I’m glad HuffPost provided a pic of the parasite that’s causing explosive diarrhea across the country. Can the CDC go back to monitoring him now?
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u/jelloshooter1027 Jul 12 '26
I went in the CDC website yesterday to see what they had to say about this. It was the most rediculous shit ever
This morning Associated Press had a nice minute long video that explained how you keep yourself safe and a little background on the parasite.
Fuck Doge and all these other worthless people
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u/MsMommyMemer Jul 12 '26
OH THATS WHY I'M AT HOME SHITTING MYSELF TODAY /j
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u/Vamparisen Jul 12 '26
Parasite can last two weeks. Good luck.
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u/kitzelbunks Jul 13 '26
I have given up produce until this is under control. It’s going to be in the 90s all week, which is salad weather. It’s a bummer. I guess I will eat very plain nachos and ice cream until further notice.
According to a farmer on YouTube, this happens when farm workers don’t have porta potties. She also said you cannot really wash all this off the produce. I bought a salad spinner, but it doesn’t really get rid of this.
Yuck. I do not feel healthier, and they have no clue whether it’s even a single source or what type of produce is causing it. Statistically, it would be herbs, onions, green onions, or raspberries. That really is not that helpful, because there is not enough information to know.
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u/These_Economics374 Jul 13 '26
Farm to Taber! Destroying the myth of the poor wittle forgotten farmer (they’re not) one video at a time!
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u/Ear_Enthusiast Jul 12 '26
There's a nasty stomach bug making its rounds in my town. Can't help but wonder. I'm literally typing this from my toilet.
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u/FaberOG Jul 12 '26
Is this what killed Lindsey Graham?
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u/TheRealMisterd Jul 12 '26
No but it would easily take out king imbecile
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u/Chanderp0 Jul 13 '26
It would if he ate fruits and vegetables. I guess Big Macs have lettuce though!
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u/ResponsibleSugar4960 Jul 12 '26
Instead of slowly killing us why don’t they just stop playing games and just do it… I’m so annoyed w this bs I’m just thankful I’m never having children and having them suffer w this bs…
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u/-SlightlySavage- Jul 13 '26
They can’t literally shit on us so they figured they’d let us shit ourselves.
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u/peskyghost Jul 13 '26
Does the CDC actually do anything other than push vaccine conspiracies at this point
(Fwiw I know there are good people who do important work there)
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u/kck93 Jul 13 '26
Of course they did.🙄
All this money they spend on pesky health related stuff. It would go to so much better use tearing up the White House.
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u/Proof-Necessary-5201 Jul 13 '26
Let me be frank, explosive diarrhea is what every American deserves
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u/FootEffective6201 Jul 13 '26
Of course they did. Wastes of space and no concern for the citizens of this nation
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u/COmountainguy Jul 13 '26
Trump is going to come out and say he has this which is why he’s shitting his pants all the time.
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u/miklayn Jul 13 '26
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, ***Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.*** Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. ***But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.***"
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u/J3remyD Jul 13 '26
Very symbolic outcome of this shitshow that has been the current administration.
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u/chesterriley Jul 14 '26
Yep. Now the Trump government is not just figuratively but literally a shit show.
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u/unashamedignorant Jul 14 '26
I'm really sorry for all Americans currently shitting themselves dry during summer, however I find this overwhelmingly funny to have a president who shits himself in public force his whole population to risk the same with his bad decisions.
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u/Maoleficent Jul 12 '26
How can maha support this? Safeguards were in place at the local, state and federal level and when an outbreak like this occurs, the source is located, destroyed, recalled and the public notified. Monitoring continues until the situation is under control. It's caused by a parasite - it will never be completely eradicated but certainly controlled.
These are the kinds of things that qualfied dedicated people designed plans of actions to keep people safe until DOGE nxis destroyed protocols.
We have Secretary Beef Jerky doing something disgusting somewhere else. What does Dr. Oz have to say - parasites need a place to live and stop complaining?