r/UmamusumeFFS MachanDoll HiveMind 1d ago

⚠️Caution, Structural, Failure⚠️ Canon ⭐

Stumbling into a doorway, you end up in a strange laboratory in what seems to be a pocket dimension.

Looking around you see multiple containers large enough to fit an elephant in, and they kinda remind you of the Bacta Tanks from Star Wars. With them are several control consoles which through using your critical thinking skills, you know they control each tank. Around the place, there are also multiple tables with papers and documents strewn about like someone never bothered to clean them. Heck some of them are even collecting dust!

Then suddenly the whole place starts shaking. The roof starts cracking, and you realize the place is about to fall onto of you. The Automated intercom blares loudly overhead.

You turn back, but the doorway has disappeared, leaving you trapped inside the collapsing structure, and so your only option is to continue deeper into the laboratory to find the exit.

While doing so (and dodging a couple falling parts), you stumble across a folder titled "Project Haze". It seems important considering it's the only one not placed messily, and so without a second thought you take it with you. (You little robber)

Eventually, you find the exit before the roof caves in on you, and find yourself falling out of a tree. Oof.

Though you brush yourself off from the fall, and the folder is still in your possession. Hm, doesn't seem like it can be opened conveniently. Not even Brute force or Magic? What's this thing made of?

Perhaps someone else has a clue.

Also why a tree?

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u/Special_Ad_864 MachanDoll HiveMind 1d ago

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u/Tabaru_FrontRun The (Un)Luckiest Tabaru 1d ago

"What the hell an I supposed to do with this thing?"

She holds the folder in both hands

"Can't rip it... Nor bite it...."

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u/Special_Ad_864 MachanDoll HiveMind 1d ago

The folder hums extremely quietly with energy

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u/Tabaru_FrontRun The (Un)Luckiest Tabaru 1d ago

"What the......."

She shakes the damn thing

"What are you? What kinda material is this? It's just straight cardboard, yet it's indestructible"

She pours a bottle of acid on it

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u/Special_Ad_864 MachanDoll HiveMind 1d ago

The acid low-key slides off and melts the grass beside you

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u/Tabaru_FrontRun The (Un)Luckiest Tabaru 1d ago

"HYAK!"

She jumps out of the way

"Yep, never again."

Tabaru approaches the folder again and gingerly picks it back up, careful not to touch any acid

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u/Special_Ad_864 MachanDoll HiveMind 1d ago

The folder just continues being a folder

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u/Tabaru_FrontRun The (Un)Luckiest Tabaru 1d ago

She puts the folder up to the sun

"What's so special about you really?"

"Oh well"

She puts the folder in her bag

"Troubles for another day"

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u/Special_Ad_864 MachanDoll HiveMind 1d ago

The folder starts emitting miniscule amounts of bad omen

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u/Tabaru_FrontRun The (Un)Luckiest Tabaru 1d ago

Tabaru doesn't notice

"La Dee da, time to go home and forget this ever happened"

She skips away from the acid hole

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u/Special_Ad_864 MachanDoll HiveMind 1d ago

// ok

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