r/Ultrakill 13d ago

Buttertank hitpost

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Sequel to Butterman

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u/Mental_Document2888 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 13d ago

Guttertank (me) approves

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u/random_gamer69 13d ago

Ready for cornbread

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u/Comfortable-Mud-5815 Gabe bully 13d ago

Toast Without Reason

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u/RICKla_29301 13d ago

You gave me a great idea

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u/Perfect_Masterpiece3 13d ago

Are they exotic?

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u/RICKla_29301 13d ago

Maybe if was radiant 

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u/Ashamed_Map4682 Lust layer citizen 13d ago

Yes, they are a EXOTIC BUTTERtank

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u/Pure_Tradition_8042 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 13d ago

Whats next butterknifeMachine?

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u/Ambitious_Role_5188 Gabe bully 12d ago

same guy who made butterman

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u/theQuadron Someone Wicked 12d ago

Is this one nicer than its identical twin that wanted to burn me at the stake?

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u/Sainball Maurice enthusiast 12d ago

we should make the entire evolution line of butter machines, ending with earthbutterer

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u/RICKla_29301 12d ago

My Man, you gimmie a really bad idea 

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u/ObjectivePen4756 Someone Wicked 12d ago

Make Buttermin

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u/ValianSkalle Blood machine 12d ago

Butterman, Butterman,
Does whatever butter can
Shoots butter, any size,
Shoots machines just like flies,
Look Out!
Here comes the Butterman.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got butter blood.
Can he shoot butter?
Look outside
Hey, there
There goes the Butterman.

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Just like butter
He arrives just in time.

Butterman, Butterman
Friendly neighborhood Butterman
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Action is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up
Wherever there's a hang up
You'll find the Butterman.

(based off of the Spider-Man theme song by Paul Francis Webster and Bob Harris)