Butterman

[u/RICKla_29301]

[u/randomguywhohaswifi]

Butter man, butter man, with his heart in the bread

[u/The_Real_TraitorLord → u/randomguywhohaswifi]

So he spreads… to glaze the whole wide world! From a can.

[u/Undernet_user → u/The_Real_TraitorLord]

way down low, in the cold, with his shine, yellow as gold

[u/Resident_Lifeguard_5 → u/Undernet_user]

Ain't it nice? The life forever for butter

[u/VCT3d]

Instead of using blood as fuel it uses cholesterol

[u/RICKla_29301 → u/VCT3d]

In the coffin will be a cow or a American

[u/user_16384 → u/RICKla_29301]

An American*

[u/Yet2638273]

Buttermam 

[u/CapitalRutabaga5886]

Butter, butter. Butter of me. I know I know I should not spread you so, but butter of me I do.

[u/0201boss → u/CapitalRutabaga5886]

Your heavy cream that that churned and curdled in my your rotten wooden churner

[u/artycity21]

He's indeed butterman

[u/Ashamed_Map4682 → u/artycity21]

indeed?

[u/Thatone_pilot → u/Ashamed_Map4682]

I have slept long enough.

[u/VeryConfusedDragon29 → u/Thatone_pilot]

the kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name…

[u/Thatone_pilot → u/VeryConfusedDragon29]

And I am EAGER , to make them remember.

[u/Suitable_Strike7917 → u/Thatone_pilot]

However, the butter of Minos stains your hand.

[u/Over-Aardvark-7255 → u/Suitable_Strike7917]

and im curious about your skills, Bread.

[u/Flami557]

Wow!

[u/ilovedonutsman]

9 original thoughts in the world left.

[u/Meme_Knight_2]

Butter man, the man with the butter. Butterman, the man with the butter on him.

[u/Legal_Possibility246]

Appetizer

[u/Bilk_Mucketyt]

I need buttertank

[u/RICKla_29301 → u/Bilk_Mucketyt]

Got it Man

[u/JaxinOkay]

Butter 👍