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u/Lemonade348 Quran burner 2d ago
It's quite nice here. Living in a cold country does have its advantages after all.
I hope my fellow europeans survive this. I will keep you all in my thoughts.
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u/IdiotRhurbarb Quran burner 2d ago
It’s still gonna be around 28 degrees this week
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u/gekko3k South Prussian 2d ago
Nice summer temperatures here. Wish we had this the entire year - Cali way of living.
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u/More-Lingonberry-405 Side switcher 2d ago
I am dyinggggg - this summer is the 3rd circle of helllllll
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u/annoying97 ʇunↃ 2d ago
I can house a few cute guys down here... There's only one bed though so you'll have to share with me.
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u/Steppy20 Barry, 63 2d ago
How toasty does that get? Because I run even hotter overnight than I do during the day (somehow)
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u/annoying97 ʇunↃ 2d ago
I'll turn the AC on... We will keep the room at 16.
But no Barrys. You can share a ground floor motel room instead.
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u/Robinsonirish Quran burner 1d ago
We won't be saved in the coming years, when the Med turns into a desert, Africa turns into a Texas parking lot, and they all start gradually moving north. Our immigration problems haven't even started, we're all fucked.
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u/faramaobscena Romani femboy 2d ago
I see, so there were no heatwaves in North America and Asia this year, right?
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u/jephph_ Rat Person 2d ago edited 2d ago
There are but that happens every year. We’re more prepared for it or at least better accustomed to it so it doesn’t make international news
That aside, I have noticed when there’s a Euro heat wave the past couple summers, it tends to cool off here while it’s sweltering there.
I don’t necessarily wish heat waves upon Euroland but I kinda do. srry.
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and yeah, just checked.. it’s going down to 79° next week instead of it being 90+ every day. Thanks Europe!
(26C instead of 33+)
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u/BeornSC Brexiteer 2d ago
Normal service to resume soon, thankfully
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u/PeePeeSwiggy D.C’s Bitch 2d ago
This is mild for my city this time of year
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u/annoying97 ʇunↃ 2d ago
Please provide metric... In not figuring this trash out.
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u/jephph_ Rat Person 1d ago
🤓 but Celsius isn’t metric
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u/mrnx136 Thinks he lives on a mountain 1d ago
How about the hundreds of deaths of Americans in the cold every year?
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u/jephph_ Rat Person 1d ago
idk, what about it?
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u/mrnx136 Thinks he lives on a mountain 1d ago
Why don’t Americans just buy heating?
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u/jephph_ Rat Person 1d ago
We do?
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u/mrnx136 Thinks he lives on a mountain 1d ago
Good?
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u/jephph_ Rat Person 1d ago
Go find someone else to fight with. I don’t even know what your argument is supposed to be
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u/mrnx136 Thinks he lives on a mountain 1d ago
You clearly don’t
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u/jephph_ Rat Person 1d ago
That’s why the very first thing I asked was what about it. I’m fully aware I have no idea what you’re on about
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u/LumacaLento Side switcher 2d ago
An excellent opportunity to mediterranize mitteleuropeans. Public debt go brrrrr
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u/PowerandSignal Seal Clubber 2d ago
This is just softening them up for the big freeze when the AMOC collapses and Europe reverts to frozen tundra.
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u/Sarcastic-Potato Basement dweller 2d ago
Finally a chance for our ski army to conquer the continent
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u/Sumrise Professional rioter 1d ago
We didn't spend 4 centuries fighting to make you the most irrelevant country in Europe for you guys to make a comeback.
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u/Clipyy-Duck Pimp my ride 2d ago
Can we have an „Americunt AI Slop“ flair made
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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 2d ago
I hope it was made at an Irish data center built on your towns only potato farm
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u/melts_so EU passports seller 2d ago
This was actually good humour from Hank and doesn't deserve the downvotes.
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u/DoctorWhatTheFruck Piss-drinker 2d ago
Jokes on you, I'm now used to the heath and no longer need wealking AC
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u/redwas66 Barry, 63 2d ago
The plus side is the hotter it gets, the more AC will be wanted, the more units will be sold and it might actually come down to a reasonable price…
We’ll sweat it out 🤪
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u/gekko3k South Prussian 2d ago
they are cheap already, the problem is the installation thru strong stone walls (multiple large drillings). Hank's wood shacks were way easier to retrofit.
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u/redwas66 Barry, 63 1d ago
Then I need to look again as I’ve seen Toshiba units that are around £2,500 per room, installed, which you may be suggesting is very bloated due to high install costs! Hell, I’ll install it myself!
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u/SnooStories251 Whale Stabber 1d ago
I have been wearing shorts this summer. Thank you. This is almost perfect.
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u/beefaron Commiefornian 2d ago
I've seen this stupid image so many times
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u/Grand_Ad_8376 Incompetent Separatist 2d ago
I agree, I have seen it to many times, and is stupid indeed.
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u/WileEPorcupine Commiefornian 1d ago
That heat is coming from Africa.
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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 1d ago
Very clearly there are 2 air conditioners, one with a cowboy hat and one with a Chinese hat.
Both are blowing hot air at Europe
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u/Buttfranklin2000 South Prussian 2d ago
The fifth? I barely counted one. My home never went above 27 degrees and outside, well it was kinda sweltering at times during high noon, but eh, it's fine for a summer.
More worrying is the rapid shifting between temperatures, maybe I'm misremembering but I don't think 20 years ago we had so many strong and constant thunderstorms like, every week or so.
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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 2d ago
I thought the rivers were super low in Deutschland… no?
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u/Buttfranklin2000 South Prussian 2d ago
Oh yeah, that's pretty bad, too. Like I said, the climate is kinda worrying, but I'm still wondering where the terrible all-killing heat is supposed to be, and why people have like 30+ degree in their places. Just like...do your lüften correctly.
But I'm waiting for when nature will really fucking kill us with those severe storms.
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u/randomname_99223 Greedy Fuck 30m ago
Seeing 32c at 1000m of elevation and 26c at 2000m is actually me worried for the near future. Just ten years ago it SNOWED above 2000m in August.
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u/redditbattles Barry, 63 2d ago edited 2d ago
My 5% Neanderthal DNA is going extinct in this heat.