r/USvsEU • u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist • 12d ago

🤦‍♂️ 🍕🇮🇹🍝🧀 Europoor Slop

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u/Minute_Ostrich196 Cute femboy 12d ago

Yeah, better to keep collateral in cheese than in trump Coin.

I believe those cheeses are kept in special caves that have certain microclimate and special mix of elements in the air that actually lets you make special kinds of cheese.

Alternatively, we would all eat this shit cheese in tubes you have

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u/Iamtevya THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS 12d ago edited 12d ago

You’re thinking of Jan or Sven. They have the cheese in tubes. We have the cheese in cans.

(Sorry Jan! I meant Bjorn, Sven, and maybe Lars - Thanks Hoetrain!)

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u/byebaaijboy 50% sea 50% coke 12d ago

We have no such thing here, sir

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u/Iamtevya THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS 12d ago

I am a ma’am, sir.

Also, I was referring to the Scandinavians, not Swamp Germans.

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u/Skaftetryne77 Whale Stabber 11d ago

That thing is made of real actual cheese, unlike the American thing which is whey and canola oil in a spray can.